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specialkid8
12/01/24 11:04:17 PM
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To the dinosaurs. History is so wild

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__starsnostars
12/01/24 11:06:19 PM
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Actually...

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__starsnostars
12/01/24 11:06:35 PM
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Dinosaurs still walk and fly among us.

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TMOG
12/01/24 11:06:51 PM
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I mean

Yeah?

No shit?

How long ago did you think Cleopatra and/or the dinosaurs were?
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Turbam
12/01/24 11:07:22 PM
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You ever go to a Cassowary exhibit at a zoo?

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darkknight109
12/01/24 11:08:44 PM
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I also heard the other day that the moon landings are actually closer to present day than they are to the creation of the moon.

History really messes with your perspective of time.

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Vegy
12/01/24 11:09:02 PM
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Crocodiles

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absolutebuffoon
12/01/24 11:09:46 PM
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__starsnostars posted...
Dinosaurs still walk and fly among us.
According to some sources, so does Cleopatra so he's still right.

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CRON
12/01/24 11:10:32 PM
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Additional fun fact: woolly mammoths were still alive when the pyramids were being built.

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creativerealms
12/01/24 11:10:57 PM
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Only if the Earth is billions of years old.

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hivebent4life
12/01/24 11:17:55 PM
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There was a period where Abe Lincoln could have sent a fax to a samurai.

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Pikachuchupika
12/01/24 11:29:37 PM
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The Big Bang is closer to us than the eventual heat death of the universe.
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BlackScythe0
12/01/24 11:32:11 PM
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A more interesting factoid is she lived closer to us than she did to the building of the Great Pyramid of Giza and the Sphinx. They were ancient history to her.
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Geiki_Ganger
12/01/24 11:34:49 PM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
A more interesting factoid is she lived closer to us than she did to the building of the Great Pyramid of Giza and the Sphinx. They were ancient history to her.

That's the joke.

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BlackScythe0
12/01/24 11:36:03 PM
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Geiki_Ganger posted...
That's the joke.

Oh I thought jokes were supposed to be funny?
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specialkid8
12/01/24 11:41:16 PM
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Pikachuchupika posted...
The Big Bang is closer to us than the eventual heat death of the universe.
That went off the air like five years ago

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SSj4Wingzero
12/01/24 11:54:23 PM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
A more interesting factoid is she lived closer to us than she did to the building of the Great Pyramid of Giza and the Sphinx. They were ancient history to her.

It's also kind of interesting that she was Greek and a distant successor to Alexander the Great. Most folks who don't study history probably just think of her as an Egyptian Pharaoh, but the last dynasty of Egypt was founded by Ptolemy, one of Alexander the Great's generals, who took control of Egypt after Alexander's death. It's still pretty cool that you can trace her predecessors' lineage all the way back to Alexander the Great

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HairyQueen
12/01/24 11:57:04 PM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
Oh I thought jokes were supposed to be funny?
whoosh

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