Current Events > Luigi Attorney: seen 0 evidence he is shooter, not sure what his charges are

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WingsOfGood
12/10/24 6:04:27 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/live/bUoVl_MKXTc?si=GPa-ZA65GjJ4dwhy&t=102
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BlackScythe0
12/10/24 6:06:53 PM
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I've been watching compilation videos and one of them had a retired lawyer who said something similar because he is close but not a perfect match for the guy they caught on security cameras.
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DrizztLink
12/10/24 6:08:33 PM
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If this ends up as a whole "Sam Witwer in Dexter season 1" thing it's gonna be fuckin' ridiculous.

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havean776
12/10/24 6:09:21 PM
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I'm not up to date but didn't he have fake IDs and a similar gun?

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WingsOfGood
12/10/24 6:10:25 PM
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lawyer says they CANNOT withhold bail
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Tom_Joad
12/10/24 6:11:27 PM
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Who actually believes he's the shooter?

I mean, is the shooter even human?

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refmon
12/10/24 6:15:36 PM
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I thought the his brows were too short thing was a meme

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SomeLikeItHoth
12/10/24 6:20:33 PM
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Luigi needs a criminal lawyer and this guy seems like a good one.

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008Zulu
12/10/24 6:20:37 PM
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I wonder if Legal Eagle would consider representing him?

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WingsOfGood
12/10/24 6:22:25 PM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Luigi needs a criminal lawyer and this guy seems like a good one.

public defender
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Dakimakura
12/10/24 6:22:27 PM
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Dang, they got the wrong guy?

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Tyranthraxus
12/10/24 6:22:41 PM
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008Zulu posted...
I wonder if Legal Eagle would consider representing him?

Devin himself is a civil lawyer, mostly copyright stuff. I am sure he'd do it for enough money though.

He did make a video about Luigi already. Came out yesterday.

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Pikachuchupika
12/10/24 6:23:26 PM
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Better Call Saul!
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Tyranthraxus
12/10/24 6:24:06 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
public defender
For now. I'm sure there's someone out there who will do this pro bono just for the prestige.

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Samm
12/10/24 6:28:41 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
If this ends up as a whole "Sam Witwer in Dexter season 1" thing it's gonna be fuckin' ridiculous.
My exact thought too. The guy's gonna start singing in court
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ShaneMcComez
12/10/24 6:43:21 PM
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It can't be this guy. I've seen him around helping his brother save a kingdom and rescue the kingdom's princess at least a handful of times.

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LightSnake
12/10/24 6:46:21 PM
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What is this news? "Lawyer does his job?"

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lilORANG
12/11/24 9:49:16 PM
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Idk how anyone could possibly ID him. The pics they released are crap. Some rando just happens to see the dude in McD's. Maybe I'm just bad with faces but I'd never make that connection lol

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WingsOfGood
12/11/24 9:50:13 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Idk how anyone could possibly ID him. The pics they released are crap. Some rando just happens to see the dude in McD's. Maybe I'm just bad with faces but I'd never make that connection lol

Luigi was wearing a surgical mask at the time
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NeonPhoenix
12/11/24 9:52:10 PM
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I know he's his attorney, but that's probably a statement he shouldn't say to the press lol

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