Current Events > Elon Musk becomes the first person to reach a net worth of $400 billion.

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Necronmon
12/11/24 8:39:19 PM
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https://www.cnn.com/2024/12/11/business/elon-musk-400-billion-net-worth/index.html

We are legit at the to big to fail level hear...Musk is not even doing a good job at anything but he just owns so damn much that he's rapidly becoming the man who will be a trillion-aire..god damn it.
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Nemu
12/11/24 8:43:48 PM
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It's quite insane. 90% of the shit he states is fucking vaporware. Anything that does come out is riddled with issues, or at absolute best is slightly inferior to existing technology. Seeing his evaluation crash and burn would be so cathartic, but he's probably invulnerable for the next 4 years at least, as long as he doesn't have a messy divorce from Trump.
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CADE_FOSTER
12/11/24 8:44:16 PM
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eat the rich and when i say rich i mean the 1%
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EPR-radar
12/11/24 8:44:53 PM
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Elon Musk is the strongest argument that these fortunes that have been accumulated by the filthy rich should just be confiscated for the public good.

E.g., if 99% of Musk's wealth were taken, that would still leave him with $4 billion, which is still obscene.

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Lokarin
12/11/24 8:44:54 PM
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CADE_FOSTER posted...
eat the rich and when i say rich i mean the 1%

0.1%, the 0.9% don't even have that much money any more

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Enclave
12/11/24 8:45:11 PM
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What's needed is somebody to call Elon "Mr. President" in front of Trump while ignoring Trump.

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Payzmaykr
12/11/24 8:45:30 PM
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Tax brackets need to be redone and it should literally be 100% impossible for one person to keep that much money.

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Robot2600
12/11/24 8:48:21 PM
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confiscate 99% of their wealth

edit: 99% tax on everything over 1 billion

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Intro2Logic
12/11/24 8:49:11 PM
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A good argument for punitive taxation. It's not so much that that money could towards the public good - though it certainly could. It's that in his hands it will go towards public harm. He is incompatible wit the society that even regular old liberals want.

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metralo
12/11/24 8:51:50 PM
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sweet, the person in charge of dismantling our government is the richest person in the world. sick

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Alteres
12/11/24 8:53:51 PM
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Nemu posted...
Seeing his evaluation crash and burn would be so cathartic, but he's probably invulnerable for the next 4 years at least, as long as he doesn't have a messy divorce from Trump.

this, people arent paying attention a nasty market crash and the man could be worthless (har)

there really isnt money there to take*, you would have to make it illegal to own a company

*not the 90% of 400 billion


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WingsOfGood
12/11/24 8:54:01 PM
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Elon literally just said he would use his money to bribe congress to do what he wants....
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CADE_FOSTER
12/11/24 8:54:21 PM
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if he survives trumps firing people he will most likely be a trillionaire by 2028
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CADE_FOSTER
12/11/24 8:56:47 PM
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he makes 413k dollars per hour doing nothing but being a huge fucking troll
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EPR-radar
12/11/24 8:59:07 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

That's what his supporters think. It's 100% delusional.

Musk is just a shitbird who got lucky. That's all he is and all he will ever be.

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Necronmon
12/11/24 9:02:47 PM
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He's going to use that wealth to try and make the world think he is God's chosen...he's not even hiding that he wants to be the master of everything and everyone's just letting him do it, damn it all he really wants to become the next Zeus and have the entire planet worship him for the rest of humanity.
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EPR-radar
12/11/24 9:04:21 PM
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Necronmon posted...
He's going to use that wealth to try and make the world think he is God's chosen...he's not even hiding that he wants to be the master of everything and everyone's just letting him do it, damn it all.
Shit like this is an occupational hazard of letting money become God in the US, by extension making the ultra-wealthy into demigods (at least).

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EPR-radar
12/11/24 9:05:32 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I'd really, really like to see him try to do that, mostly because it would be instantly fatal, most likely in a hilarious way.

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GrandConjuraton
12/11/24 9:06:45 PM
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Fuck Elon Musk

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WingsOfGood
12/11/24 9:07:27 PM
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Necronmon posted...
He's going to use that wealth to try and make the world think he is God's chosen...he's not even hiding that he wants to be the master of everything and everyone's just letting him do it, damn it all.

the beast of revelations makes an image that becomes alive and is given breath to talk, it then spies on people who don't worship it causing them to have the death penalty

eerily Elon will make an a.i., perhaps coincidence?
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Toonstrack
12/11/24 9:07:30 PM
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All that money won't get him respect

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Vegy
12/11/24 9:08:16 PM
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How does he have so much money and how can i replicate it?

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SailorGoon
12/11/24 9:10:42 PM
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Toonstrack posted...
All that money won't get him respect
Oh but I'm sure you'll be one of the first ones rushing to his defense in the event he dies and all of CE is saying "good riddance"

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Enclave
12/11/24 9:11:05 PM
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Vegy posted...
How does he have so much money and how can i replicate it?

Well first of all you need to be born filthy rich to well connected parents, if you weren't you're already fucked.

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GrandConjuraton
12/11/24 9:17:38 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
the beast of revelations makes an image that becomes alive and is given breath to talk, it then spies on people who don't worship it causing them to have the death penalty

eerily Elon will make an a.i., perhaps coincidence?
He and Trump are definitely the only two people who could be the antichrist. Neuralink could easily be the "Mark of the Beast" if they find a way to make it mandatory to have.

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WingsOfGood
12/11/24 9:19:56 PM
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GrandConjuraton posted...
He and Trump are definitely the only two people who could be the antichrist

I wouldn't say that but they sure got the vibes
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M1Astray
12/11/24 9:26:59 PM
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Alteres posted...
this, people arent paying attention a nasty market crash and the man could be worthless (har)

That right there is why I still am skeptical about the theory that Trump's government plans on intentionally crashing the market via economic depression to buy up all the assets. A lot of those assets are going to be forever defunct and worthless once a depression happens and that includes a lot of Elon's wealth.

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metralo
12/11/24 9:27:55 PM
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Alteres posted...


this, people arent paying attention a nasty market crash and the man could be worthless (har)

you... don't understand how this works do you

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Smashingpmkns
12/11/24 9:29:24 PM
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It's absolutely disgusting how one person can have that much money.

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Lokarin
12/11/24 9:30:54 PM
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metralo posted...
you... don't understand how this works do you

Ya, imagine if the stock market crashed 99%... he'd still have 4 billion

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Humble_Novice
12/11/24 9:31:22 PM
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M1Astray posted...
That right there is why I still am skeptical about the theory that Trump's government plans on intentionally crashing the market via economic depression to buy up all the assets. A lot of those assets are going to be forever defunct and worthless once a depression happens and that includes a lot of Elon's wealth.
Won't that affect other rich people too?
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Kurt_Russel
12/11/24 9:31:55 PM
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So hes got money to give us, right?

to give us, right?


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metralo
12/11/24 9:32:41 PM
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Lokarin posted...
Ya, imagine if the stock market crashed 99%... he'd still have 4 billion

Yeah. Musk has said even before election that they plan to crash to economy. They aren't shy about what they're doing.

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WingsOfGood
12/11/24 9:34:26 PM
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Lokarin posted...
Ya, imagine if the stock market crashed 99%... he'd still have 4 billion

while everyone has has like $1 left

he would still be percentage wise richer than all of us
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sabin017
12/11/24 9:36:32 PM
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Tesla stock is just like Gamestop stock: it's all meme and has nothing to do with the value the companies provide.

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WingsOfGood
12/11/24 9:38:12 PM
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sabin017 posted...
Tesla stock is just like Gamestop stock: it's all meme and has nothing to do with the value the companies provide.

you mean like most stock
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Lokarin
12/11/24 9:40:08 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
while everyone has has like $1 left

he would still be percentage wise richer than all of us

ehhhhh, not necessarily but ya. People with massive asset pools would be less affected, which includes companies like... military and aircraft. uh ohs

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Toonstrack
12/11/24 10:07:28 PM
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SailorGoon posted...
Oh but I'm sure you'll be one of the first ones rushing to his defense in the event he dies and all of CE is saying "good riddance"

When have I ever defended Elon musk lmao?

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AceMos
12/11/24 10:12:32 PM
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Toonstrack posted...
When have I ever defended Elon musk lmao?

you love to simp for the elite

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LonelyStoner
12/11/24 10:14:03 PM
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Hes also using his youngest child as a human shield out of fear of being Luigid

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vigorm0rtis
12/11/24 10:17:02 PM
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GrandConjuraton posted...
He and Trump are definitely the only two people who could be the antichrist. Neuralink could easily be the "Mark of the Beast" if they find a way to make it mandatory to have.

Tell me you haven't actually read the Bible without saying it.
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GrandConjuraton
12/11/24 10:18:46 PM
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vigorm0rtis posted...
Tell me you haven't actually read the Bible without saying it.
https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/ could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/

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AceMos
12/11/24 10:20:32 PM
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GrandConjuraton posted...
https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/ could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/

the entire concept of a anti christ and all of that is all modern


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vigorm0rtis
12/11/24 10:20:56 PM
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GrandConjuraton posted...
https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/ could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/


Awesome, it seems that guy hasn't either. Literally pretending doctrine is text, are you treating that clown like an authority?
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vigorm0rtis
12/11/24 10:21:15 PM
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AceMos posted...
the entire concept of a anti christ and all of that is all modern


THANK YOU.
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GrandConjuraton
12/11/24 10:22:17 PM
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WingsOfGood
12/11/24 10:36:02 PM
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AceMos posted...
the entire concept of a anti christ and all of that is all modern

til I learn the 2nd century is modern

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antichrist
Irenaeus (2nd century AD c. 202) wrote Against Heresies to refute the teachings of the Gnostics. In Book V of Against Heresies he addresses the figure of the Antichrist referring to him as the "recapitulation of apostasy and rebellion." He uses "666", the Number of the Beast from Revelation 13:18, to numerologically decode several possible names. Some names that he loosely proposed were "Teitan", "Evanthos", "Lateinos" ("Latin" or pertaining to the Roman Empire). In his exegesis of Daniel 7:21, he stated that the ten horns of the beast will be the Roman Empire divided into ten kingdoms before the Antichrist's arrival. Additionally, he stated that the antichrist would be of the tribe of Dan, evoking Jeremiah 8:16. This would correlate to the Talmudic view of the Jewish Messiah coming from the tribe of Dan on his maternal line. However, his readings of the Antichrist were more in broader theological terms rather than within a historical context.[26]


Tertullian (c. 160 c. 220 AD) held that the Roman Empire was the restraining force written about by Paul in 2 Thessalonians 2:78. The fall of the Western Roman Empire and the disintegration of the ten provinces of the Roman Empire into ten kingdoms were to make way for the Antichrist.
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Toonstrack
12/11/24 10:38:06 PM
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AceMos posted...
you love to simp for the elite

So I haven't then.

Got it

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