Current Events > Everyone who took the COVID vax is dead now, right?

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Euripides
01/02/25 5:27:09 PM
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https://x.com/DrNeilStone/status/1874814441013092636

Anti-vaxxers are/were wild

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Smiffwilm
01/02/25 5:27:57 PM
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*raises hand

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DoesntMatter
01/02/25 5:29:11 PM
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i got the "Fauci jabs" and tbh i'm still waiting for my magnetic superpowers that all the QAnoners were saying we were supposed to get

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Baron_Ox
01/02/25 5:30:02 PM
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even if I die from getting the Poke, don't let Joe Rogan know he was right

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Despised
01/02/25 5:30:28 PM
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Yep can confirm I'm dead

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Southernfatman
01/02/25 5:30:56 PM
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Yeah, but I got better.

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Sariana21
01/02/25 5:32:00 PM
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Hello from the other side.

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Thermador446
01/02/25 5:32:13 PM
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No, I have free 5G for life

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Funkydog
01/02/25 5:32:45 PM
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I got double vaxxed

Then tripple Vaaxxed

Then repeat faxed

So I'm like, Ultra dead.

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Dragon239
01/02/25 5:33:27 PM
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I wonder what they think now.

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Euripides
01/02/25 5:33:42 PM
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Would be ironic if the putz who made that original tweet was actually dead

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Devilanse333
01/02/25 5:33:53 PM
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<character looking at phone meme>

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Kaitouace
01/02/25 5:33:56 PM
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Currently on my third death.

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DrizztLink
01/02/25 5:34:14 PM
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Sariana21 posted...
Hello from the other side.
I got stuck I think a thousand times

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HighSeraph
01/02/25 5:34:37 PM
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Super dead

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evilpresident
01/02/25 5:36:38 PM
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I turned into a lizard, does that count?

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StarFighters76
01/02/25 5:36:54 PM
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DoesntMatter posted...
i got the "Fauci jabs" and tbh i'm still waiting for my magnetic superpowers that all the QAnoners were saying we were supposed to get

I'm still mad that I wasted all that time to get poked 5 different times (over a 2 year period) and still haven't got my powers yet! I even told one of the nurses who gave me the shot that, and she was like "right?!". What a ripoff!

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NoxObscuras
01/02/25 5:37:26 PM
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It's okay, they'll just move the goalposts. Like this guy

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/569d58a9.jpg

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UnholyMudcrab
01/02/25 5:38:23 PM
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It didn't kill me, but it did throw me into the Phantom Zone, so there's that

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K-driver
01/02/25 5:45:14 PM
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I've died quite a few times in video games since I got the jab. I think they were right.

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Lillymon
01/02/25 5:48:22 PM
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Yes. That's why the GameFAQs Message Boards are so dead. We all took the vaccine. It was all a conspiracy by Fandom to finally kill off GameFAQs.

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psideresider
01/02/25 5:48:33 PM
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-Crissaegrim-
01/02/25 5:48:46 PM
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I got a Birkin arm now

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kingdrake2
01/02/25 5:50:22 PM
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Despised posted...
I'm dead


we're all dead

brings back terrible memory's about that night :(.

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Sorozone
01/02/25 5:50:36 PM
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I've died 4 times over.

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Foppe
01/02/25 5:51:25 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7b44853b.jpg

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mercurydude
01/02/25 5:52:01 PM
#29:


I'm not dead, I just got Magneto powers from it. It's not as awesome as you might think... I haven't figured out how to get them under control, or if I even can.

I had to have my brother throw the pots and pans out for me because I kept getting walloped every time I went into the kitchen. I won't even get started about what's going on with the plumbing.

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CobraGT
01/02/25 5:53:16 PM
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Hand up.

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HashtagSEP
01/02/25 5:54:06 PM
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I almost died, but then I read the word "ivermectin" and it miracle cured me.

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Verdekal
01/02/25 5:55:27 PM
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Studies show that 100% of the people who got the first smallpox vaccine in the 1700s have since died.

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kingdrake2
01/02/25 6:02:13 PM
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Foppe posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7b44853b.jpg


going to try to get fallout 76 started this year. picture reminds me of it.

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UnholyMudcrab
01/02/25 6:08:04 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
going to try to get fallout 76 started this year. picture reminds me of it.
I don't know how to feel about this comment

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spriga
01/02/25 6:13:44 PM
#36:


Funkydog posted...
I got double vaxxed

Then tripple Vaaxxed

Then repeat faxed

So I'm like, Ultra dead.
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bigtiggie23
01/02/25 6:24:05 PM
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If the options are dead or Trumper, I'd choose dead.

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Relm_Arrowny_87
01/02/25 6:26:25 PM
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Sigh, my brother believed that crap.
I wonder if the rest of us not dying changed his mind about-- oh, who am I kidding.

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Aysander
01/02/25 7:06:28 PM
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*looks*

No, I think I'm fine actually.

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creativerealms
01/02/25 7:07:26 PM
#40:


They have moved the goal posts that we are "spiritually dead"

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Charged151
01/02/25 7:09:21 PM
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You are telling my the vaccines weren't Compound V?

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DarthDemented
01/02/25 7:10:45 PM
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It turned me into Tuvix. Why did it turn me into the worst star trek character?

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OwlRammer
01/02/25 7:11:42 PM
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Don't forget the mandatory vaccine passport the libs wanted to force everyone to use for everything

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Euripides
01/02/25 7:12:30 PM
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OwlRammer posted...
Don't forget the mandatory vaccine passport the libs wanted to force everyone to use for everything

I had to show it to buy eggs today.

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Irony
01/02/25 7:16:16 PM
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I don't think I was ever alive

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PeteyParker
01/02/25 7:23:41 PM
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Despised posted...
Yep can confirm I'm dead


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creativerealms
01/02/25 7:31:35 PM
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DarthDemented posted...
It turned me into Tuvix. Why did it turn me into the worst star trek character?
Tuvix is better than Neelix.

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The-19th-Sparta
01/02/25 7:42:29 PM
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The comments in this thread has me dying, thank you all.

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Bass
01/02/25 7:42:56 PM
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Yup, I died. I'm a zombie now.

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