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The_Korey
01/11/25 5:35:27 AM
#51:


creativerealms posted...
Yeah, remember when he said the reason he doesn't like GTA is because you break the law?

Let's be reasonable, fellas. Just because he is a super genius doesn't mean he should recognise a game kalled Grand Theft would feature kriminal activity. Please give your vice president a fair chance to figure these things out.

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myztikrice
01/11/25 5:37:59 AM
#52:


It was because you can shoot cops, not because you can break the law.

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KajeI
01/11/25 5:42:33 AM
#53:


Loathe as I am to say it, IIRC Elon had his flasks on the quickbar thing in ER, which very arguably is optimal depending on how much you're using other consumables (which he wasn't, lmao). Of course the way the rest of his build was set up was dogshit, but it was within reason for someone new to Souls games that doesn't really know what they're doing.

I'm a huge fan of him being in the end game areas with 31 vig and a soreseal equipped. I just know he got vig-checked constantly and tried to use heavier armor to compensate.

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Heineken14
01/11/25 11:10:17 AM
#54:


myztikrice posted...
It was because you can shoot cops, not because you can break the law.

I'm just trying to picture how fucking garbage the GTA games would be if... what, cops show up and just insta-arrest you or something? You can't shoot them? Lol

Elon is such a fucking lying ass nerd.

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Luteo
01/12/25 4:44:31 AM
#55:


I just watched MoistCr1tikal absolutely obliterate the idea that Elon is a top ARPG gamer, not even a normal or basic level player. Essentially in the video Elon is seen dragging individual loot items from the ground into his inventory... I remember playing Diablo original and doing that as a little kid lmao

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008Zulu
01/12/25 5:09:28 AM
#56:


Musk has to pay people to carry him, and make alt accounts on Twitter, because no one actually likes him.

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BeefEaster
01/12/25 5:20:31 AM
#57:


The biggest tell was that he walked right past one of the rarest and most valuable pickups in the game.
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Heineken14
01/12/25 9:01:00 AM
#58:


BeefEaster posted...
The biggest tell was that he walked right past one of the rarest and most valuable pickups in the game.

One of the videos I watched had the actual clips of him and hearing him talk is what made me know he was full of shit. He likes to play up his autism angle when criticised about shit sometimes, but everyone has heard him talk about things he knows about before. Listening to him explain shit he very clearly has no fucking clue what he's talking about beyond surface level details.

And it all just circles back to the larger point of.... Why the fuck woukd you even do this? Lol what a fucking loser.

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lifespeedrunner
01/12/25 12:47:08 PM
#59:


Kripp finally reacts to Moistcr1TiKaL

https://youtu.be/infzq5b-xCw?si=w_gzcYP6oKei1Mcy
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Umbreon
01/13/25 12:44:02 AM
#61:


Richest man is such a loser that he has to lie about being good at a video game for clout.

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buddhamonster
01/13/25 6:08:20 AM
#62:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

The mind of a self absorbed megalomaniac is funny like that.

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ZevLoveDOOM
01/13/25 6:20:59 AM
#63:


someone needs to tell Elon he's not cool no matter how hard he tries...
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WingsOfGood
01/13/25 8:51:10 AM
#64:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Approval
Sad man
Pathetic
Not smart
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Riosiogo
01/13/25 9:14:56 AM
#65:


Imagine being so upset about someone playing the game they enjoy.

Why does everyone hate him again
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BunkerBoy
01/13/25 9:38:08 AM
#66:


Riosiogo posted...
Imagine being so upset about someone playing the game they enjoy.

Why does everyone hate him again
You clearly didn't read. No one is upset he's playing. It's the fact that he isn't playing and is pretending to be a gaming god. Dude is paying people to get him on leaderboards
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HighSeraph
01/13/25 9:38:48 AM
#67:


Riosiogo posted...
Why does everyone hate him again
Cause he's a white nationalist using his massive amounts of money to turn governments to the right

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loafy013
01/13/25 9:57:53 AM
#68:


pegusus123456 posted...
I saw people talking about this one specifically. Apparently these gloves are nigh-on best in slot, but he is was complaining that they were low level.
I feel really dirty saying this, but I can kind of see where he's coming from (Ewwwww). Always feels wrong in a game when the best in slot gear is a much lower level than the max you can equip.

As a quick off the top of my head example, the Haubergeon body armor in FFXI. Level 59 gear for your DD who was at 75. Think there was 1 or 2 pieces that were better depending on your class but those were extremely rare and took a linkshell to obtain. Wasn't until the level cap raise when there was a lvl 78 piece that finally surpassed it.

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Tyranthraxus
01/13/25 10:04:25 AM
#69:


loafy013 posted...
I feel really dirty saying this, but I can kind of see where he's coming from (Ewwwww). Always feels wrong in a game when the best in slot gear is a much lower level than the max you can equip.

As a quick off the top of my head example, the Haubergeon body armor in FFXI. Level 59 gear for your DD who was at 75. Think there was 1 or 2 pieces that were better depending on your class but those were extremely rare and took a linkshell to obtain. Wasn't until the level cap raise when there was a lvl 78 piece that finally surpassed it.

The rabbit charm in FFXI was like a level 4 item BIS for level 75 at one point.

There was a shitty green ring in vanilla WoW that was a quest reward for a shit quest that most people just chucked it immediately. It was actually BIS for tanking Ragnaros.

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Riosiogo
01/13/25 10:55:03 AM
#70:


BunkerBoy posted...
You clearly didn't read. No one is upset he's playing. It's the fact that he isn't playing and is pretending to be a gaming god. Dude is paying people to get him on leaderboards

to me it's like that stupid quote:
"average minds discuss people, other minds discuss ideas"

cool, he pays people to lvl him. I've done the same thing too.
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Yazarogi
01/13/25 10:58:01 AM
#71:


lifespeedrunner posted...
Kripp finally reacts to Moistcr1TiKaL

https://youtu.be/infzq5b-xCw?si=w_gzcYP6oKei1Mcy

I'm not watching a 40 minute video covering a 20 minute video.

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shinymon
01/13/25 11:22:07 AM
#72:


Riosiogo posted...


cool, he pays people to lvl him. I've done the same thing too.

He also flaunted about being a hardcore gamer and being one of the top-ranked players in D4 (not that anyone bought it), likely also breaking ToS. Idc if he does pay2win but lying to be cool or hip with the gamerbase is just sad lol

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1859304361547182451?lang=en
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CyricZ
01/13/25 11:23:00 AM
#73:


He's just such a sad, sad person.

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chaos_knight
01/13/25 11:23:25 AM
#74:


loafy013 posted...
I feel really dirty saying this, but I can kind of see where he's coming from (Ewwwww). Always feels wrong in a game when the best in slot gear is a much lower level than the max you can equip.

As a quick off the top of my head example, the Haubergeon body armor in FFXI. Level 59 gear for your DD who was at 75. Think there was 1 or 2 pieces that were better depending on your class but those were extremely rare and took a linkshell to obtain. Wasn't until the level cap raise when there was a lvl 78 piece that finally surpassed it.

I hate feeling I get that reference completely

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BunkerBoy
01/13/25 11:46:54 AM
#75:


Riosiogo posted...
to me it's like that stupid quote:
"average minds discuss people, other minds discuss ideas"

cool, he pays people to lvl him. I've done the same thing too.
You pay people to level you, get you to the top of leaderboards then brag about how you are great while completely botching the game while streaming?
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Rika_Furude
01/13/25 11:50:07 AM
#76:


I dont care if he P2W or cheats or anything. I dont even really care if he lies since its ultimately not a big deal. It is a bit pathetic and embarrassing but other than that, eh

he could just tell the truth. I like to game sometimes, I dont get very far since Im busy at work or something. There isnt a need to lie about it
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ConfusedTorchic
01/13/25 11:51:59 AM
#77:


it would genuinely go better for him if he did just tell the truth tbh

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Murphiroth
01/13/25 11:54:22 AM
#78:


Riosiogo posted...
to me it's like that stupid quote:
"average minds discuss people, other minds discuss ideas"

cool, he pays people to lvl him. I've done the same thing too.

Imagine running to CE on an alt to simp for Elon Musk of all people.

Gross.
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Heineken14
01/14/25 12:39:25 AM
#79:


Riosiogo posted...
Imagine being so upset about someone playing the game they enjoy.

Why does everyone hate him again

Shut the fuck up. Lol

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Ricemills
01/14/25 1:29:43 AM
#80:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


He craved for validation, and thought gamers are his friend.

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EPR-radar
01/14/25 1:34:44 AM
#81:


Ricemills posted...
He craved for validation, and thought gamers are his friend.
Yes, Musk is so stupid that he confuses gamers with Gamergaters.

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Yazarogi
01/14/25 12:29:31 PM
#82:


Elon's Maps

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Notti
01/17/25 5:38:06 AM
#83:


BunkerBoy posted...
You pay people to level you, get you to the top of leaderboards then brag about how you are great while completely botching the game while streaming?


Elon simps can't recognize frauds. And if they do, they believe that being fake is admirable.


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Vyrulisse
01/17/25 5:40:37 AM
#84:


Quin's reactions and breakdown of how Elon is a fraud gamer are hilarious.

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