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HighSeraph
01/19/25 6:25:19 PM
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Do not eat it!

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action52
01/19/25 6:42:11 PM
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What if I get it by smashing a random garbage can I see on the street? It's safe to eat then, right?

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Turbam
01/19/25 6:42:42 PM
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I need to get healed up!

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_SNUZ_
01/19/25 6:47:38 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpYhnTYErEU

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bruplex
01/19/25 6:50:57 PM
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https://youtu.be/ImmeXZmdNL4?si=wrHwoqS_h5jR4c_D&t=46


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bigtiggie23
01/19/25 6:52:23 PM
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I heal the old fashioned way, I find a working girl on the corner and let her do her thing.

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Amakusa
01/19/25 6:53:33 PM
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HighSeraph posted...
Do not eat it!
Unless you're Leeroy Jenkins and you have a perfectly cooked, non-rotted chicken.

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Tyranthraxus
01/19/25 6:56:29 PM
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action52 posted...
What if I get it by smashing a random garbage can I see on the street? It's safe to eat then, right?

Not chicken.

Pizza is fine.

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HighSeraph
01/19/25 9:05:54 PM
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Also if you ever find yourself being shot do not simply squat behind something and wait for your vision to stop turning red. Seek medical assistance!

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Kurt_Russel
01/19/25 9:08:02 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Not chicken.

Pizza is fine.
I came in to inquire about pizza. Thank you!

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kirbymuncher
01/19/25 9:08:13 PM
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instructions unclear, I ate the chicken I found in the broken wall I was hiding behind since I was being shot at

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DarthDemented
01/19/25 9:10:10 PM
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Can confirm. Tried to sneak up on Drac and my ass betrayed me with a huge fart. Wall chicken and wall roast messes up your stomach man.

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Siculu
01/19/25 9:15:23 PM
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HighSeraph posted...
Do not eat it!

Yeah sure, whatever you say Vlad. I suppose those skeletons hurling femurs at my head just want to play catch, right?

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CE_gonna_CE
01/19/25 9:18:44 PM
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My low life bar says otherwise

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NoxObscuras
01/19/25 9:37:22 PM
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_SNUZ_ posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpYhnTYErEU
I always hear the Tekken 3 "Chicken" in my head

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LordOfTheCats
01/19/25 10:06:26 PM
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But it gives you health, just like floor ice cream!

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Mistere_Man
01/19/25 10:14:53 PM
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bruplex posted...
https://youtu.be/ImmeXZmdNL4?si=wrHwoqS_h5jR4c_D&t=46

Ok that is hilarious!

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HudGard
01/19/25 11:03:15 PM
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Ness eats hamburgers from the trash

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sfcalimari
01/20/25 12:32:41 AM
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I only eat roast chicken that I find by punching an oil drum on the street in a violent slum. Final Fight taught me this.

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_____Cait
01/20/25 12:36:29 AM
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Remember to eat the hearts of your enemies after you kill them to regain your own health

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JohnEtrav
01/20/25 12:39:03 AM
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Castle chicken is a delicacy

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evilpresident
01/20/25 6:08:49 AM
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_____Cait posted...
Remember to eat the hearts of your enemies after you kill them to regain your own health
And to gain their courage. Their tasty, tasty courage

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dhampire1
01/20/25 6:19:06 AM
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Dang is this castlevania
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Chicken
01/20/25 12:09:05 PM
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im fully cooked rn tbh

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