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uberl33tpro 02/11/25 10:07:55 PM #1: |
Any of these options make about as much sense as any of his other stated policy decisions. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sayoria 02/11/25 10:17:48 PM #3: |
Tariff. He thinks that is a magical word that solves every problem ever. --- Japanese Crack: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pzggr ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KnightofShikari 02/11/25 10:19:54 PM #4: |
tariff the canadian and mexican eggs so that prices raise somehow --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States ... Copied to Clipboard!
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creativerealms 02/11/25 10:20:30 PM #5: |
guantanamo eggs sounds like a good brand. --- "So this is how liberty dies, with Thunderous applause." Padme Amidala ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JohnEtrav 02/11/25 10:21:24 PM #6: |
Inject sunlight into immigrant chickens --- Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 02/11/25 10:25:13 PM #7: |
Other: All of the above --- "I dreamt I was a moron." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lillymon 02/11/25 10:28:37 PM #9: |
Sayoria posted... Tariff. He thinks that is a magical word that solves every problem ever. --- "Bothering people when they're shopping or going to work or whatever because you find them attractive makes you scum of the earth." MegatokyoEd ... Copied to Clipboard!
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uberl33tpro 02/11/25 10:29:38 PM #10: |
I was going to add "Ask Bukele to jail US egg-laying chickens in El Salvador" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SF_Okami 02/11/25 10:31:39 PM #11: |
Invest in farmers replacing chickens with ostriches! --- ~Bird Pokemon Master~ Latest Pickup: YEEZY x GAP x Balenciaga Denim Biker Jacket ... Copied to Clipboard!
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creativerealms 02/11/25 10:32:15 PM #12: |
Sayoria posted... Tariff. He thinks that is a magical word that solves every problem ever.And producing more oil/natural gas. He thinks if we just drill more the prices of everything will go down. --- "So this is how liberty dies, with Thunderous applause." Padme Amidala ... Copied to Clipboard!
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uberl33tpro 02/11/25 10:32:31 PM #13: |
Trump to Zelensky: "I want the security of egg-laying chickens, we'll bomb the hell out of Russia for all your egg laying chickens" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CableZL 02/11/25 10:33:53 PM #14: |
Claim egg prices are fixed even though they're still high. His cult will believe it and he won't care what the reality is. --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CobraGT 02/11/25 10:47:50 PM #15: |
Deputize MAGA to hunt down criminal immigrants. They will be so happy that they will not care about eggs --- GoldenSun/Crossbone Isle diagrams/ 18 teams known https://photobucket.com/u/SwordOfWheat/a/9990a2ee-25f3-4242-ae79-7d2d4b882be4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoesntMatter 02/11/25 10:51:20 PM #16: |
convince his cultists that it was all the fault of corrupt evil Biden appointed leftists in the USDA who had chicken ranchers slaughter 100 million healthy chickens and faked the bird flu pandemic, and use that as an excuse to fire everyone and completely gut the agency and still not actually do anything about the egg prices. that's literally Trump's solution. --- R.I.P. America, 1776-2024 he/him ... Copied to Clipboard!
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uberl33tpro 02/11/25 10:56:19 PM #17: |
"Blame it on Hunter Biden, brings up the laptop". "Mexican rapists took the chickens, we're gonna have to invade Mexico to get them back." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sir_Will 02/11/25 11:04:33 PM #18: |
Tell them to stop culling chickens and let the disease run rampent. --- River Song: Well, I was off to this gay gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled when I thought 'Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish, I think i'll kill the Fuhrer' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ablegator 02/11/25 11:11:35 PM #19: |
Take the federal retirement funds and give them to Peter Thiel. --- Why be stupid? Does it make you happy to be stupid? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumble 02/11/25 11:49:55 PM #20: |
Eat a hamberder. --- Warning: This post contains Trumbles known to the state of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GGuirao13 02/12/25 2:02:04 AM #22: |
Make the chickens pay tariffs. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thekosmicfool 02/12/25 2:14:49 AM #23: |
Let the chickens pay the chicken tax. I pay the Homer tax. --- Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walkin' around everywhere. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sir_Will 02/12/25 3:17:04 AM #24: |
thekosmicfool posted... Let the chickens pay the chicken tax. I pay the Homer tax.That's the home owners tax. --- River Song: Well, I was off to this gay gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled when I thought 'Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish, I think i'll kill the Fuhrer' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 02/12/25 3:40:09 AM #25: |
I have the best egg ideas, the best, the best. People have been saying this a lot and who am I to argue with their very, very correct ideas? They almost want to call me Donald..."Egg Guy"...Trump. It has a nice ring to it. They come up to me and say, "what's the secret to eggs?" They say it all the time, no matter where I go in the world. They're egg junkies. Sometimes I tell them the secret: deport Mexican hens and make them pay for our coops. They're shocked; they can't believe the wisdom coming from my brain. Sometimes they struggle with my bigly intellectual ideas -- I'm an ideas guy <gesticulates wildly> -- but, like I always say, the light is darkest at the base of the windmill. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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