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SailorGoon
02/28/25 5:25:11 PM
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https://bsky.app/profile/acyn.bsky.social/post/3lj4nbq7xm52e

Alabama not beating the "45th in education" allegations with this one

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Kisai
02/28/25 5:27:16 PM
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...What the hell was he talking about? Was he saying that cutting out sides of the Pentagon would help save money?

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Rob_the_Ninja
02/28/25 5:31:53 PM
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Of course it's Tuberville.
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JaiCSC
02/28/25 5:32:16 PM
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I don't know what meme and/or gif to use as a response.

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SailorGoon
02/28/25 5:32:41 PM
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Kisai posted...
...What the hell was he talking about? Was he saying that cutting out sides of the Pentagon would help save money?
Maybe he'll back track and say we can save even more money by cutting out all the other sides so that it'll be a "onetagon"

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YugiNoob
02/28/25 5:35:16 PM
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He is pleased

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/65fa5a8e.jpg

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Strider102
02/28/25 5:35:45 PM
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They really are fucking stupid.

Dear god, I always had this foolish naive hope they it was all just trolling, but no, they're all complete idiots.

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UnfairRepresent
02/28/25 5:45:31 PM
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Remember how badly they criticized Dems for cutting the military budget (when they didn't)

So shameless

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Pitbuller_26
02/28/25 5:49:13 PM
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If only Democrats weren't outnumbered in Alabama, Doug Jones would be there instead.

He had a very good turnout in that race too but too many Republicans in Alabama unfortunately.
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Jiek_Fafn
02/28/25 5:49:55 PM
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Like Raven's dad?

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SpawnShadow
02/28/25 5:51:43 PM
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Pitbuller_26 posted...
If only Democrats weren't outnumbered in Alabama, Doug Jones would be there instead.

He had a very good turnout in that race too but too many Republicans in Alabama unfortunately.
Hell, I wish the Democrats weren't outnumbered in general.

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ai123
02/28/25 5:52:01 PM
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The only thing I know about that guy is that he is absolutely dogshit dumb.

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DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC
02/28/25 5:54:01 PM
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JaiCSC posted...
I don't know what meme and/or gif to use as a response.
I feel the one of Nicholas Cage staring silently with his hands clasped would be appropriate, but I'm on my phone right now. ^_^

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McMarbles
02/28/25 5:58:22 PM
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He means hes going to summon Ravens otherdimensional demon father.

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thronedfire2
02/28/25 5:58:28 PM
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oh, yes. I'm sure making the building smaller would be a good use of taxpayer money.

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AceMos
02/28/25 6:06:44 PM
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the general intelligence of the electorate will keep dropping to

as the voters get dumber the ones they want to support have to get dumber

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Prototypic
02/28/25 6:08:57 PM
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Tommy Tuberville Trigon worshipper confirmed.

And hey, he might be stupid, but damn if he can't coach football, and what more do you really need in a senator?

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SailorGoon
02/28/25 6:16:25 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Remember how badly they criticized Dems for cutting the military budget (when they didn't)

So shameless
Well now Republicans care because they want to appease their daddy's boyfriend, Putin.

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DrizztLink
02/28/25 6:17:47 PM
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SailorGoon posted...
Well now Republicans care because they want to appease their daddy's boyfriend, Putin.
Boyfriend?

This ain't a relationship of equals, that orange boy maybe reaches "Putty's gimp."

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DoesntMatter
02/28/25 6:31:45 PM
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Timmy Tatertown is a dumbass, evil, cowardly piece of shit

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DragulaRULEZ
02/28/25 7:34:55 PM
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Laura Ingraham: "Naaailed it!"

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UnholyMudcrab
02/28/25 7:36:45 PM
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Tommy of the T'Ubervilles has been a top competitor for "dumbest person in Congress" from the day he was elected, and that's really saying something, considering his competition.

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DragulaRULEZ
02/28/25 7:37:55 PM
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Is Gohmert even trying to look like a fucking idiot anymore?

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