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apolloooo
04/14/25 12:38:57 PM
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Happening to me rn. I was in my cozy position under blankies ready to sleep, suddenly nature calls and i have to go sit on a cold toilet >:(

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Vegy
04/14/25 12:42:14 PM
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Only on taco Tuesdays

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FolkenRawr
04/14/25 12:45:04 PM
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Yea. There's even a term for it 'the worst.'

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wanderingshade
04/14/25 12:46:26 PM
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When I eat too much spicy chips and somehow it sits there and makes me constipated and then eventually I'm using the bathroom with my palms touching the floor, in a cold sweat.

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RasterGraphic
04/14/25 12:48:58 PM
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All the time.

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AlCalavicci
04/14/25 12:51:57 PM
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My poop schedule is pretty much mornings and throughout the day, never at night

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Fable
04/14/25 12:52:21 PM
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Simply install a toilet bowl in the middle of bed.

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not_KDTProjekt
04/14/25 1:01:14 PM
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Happens all the time. I used to sigh, eye-roll, and get up, and take care of business. Now I just accept that this is my lot in life. Promptly shit the bed. And get mom to wash the sheets in the morning.
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Tom_Joad
04/14/25 1:11:45 PM
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That's me, but only to pee, not poop.

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SuperVegitoFAN
04/14/25 1:24:12 PM
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Tom_Joad posted...
That's me, but only to pee, not poop.
I feel ive experienced both, but thanks to external circumstances needing to pee is far more common.

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Tom_Joad
04/14/25 1:40:01 PM
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SuperVegitoFAN posted...
I feel ive experienced both, but thanks to external circumstances needing to pee is far more common.

What's worse is when I wash my hands in cold water afterwards, it sometimes makes me need to pee...

... again.

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Zergrush80
04/14/25 1:47:52 PM
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Its why I take a shit before bed to avoid that situation. Even if I dont feel like I need to I will force it.

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HudGard
04/14/25 1:50:54 PM
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No, I have a lot of sleep related super powers, like any toilet urges turning off while laying down, being able to fall asleep whenever and wherever, internal alarm clock, etc.

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apolloooo
04/14/25 8:59:07 PM
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I have woken up now. Last night poop sucked, but this morning is worse. Maybe i ate too spicy and 30+ years old stomach can't handle them like i used to in my 20s

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BB_mofo
04/14/25 9:41:00 PM
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Fable posted...
Simply install a toilet bowl in the middle of bed.

On a more serious note, do what elderly people do and buy a bed pan.

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