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HylianFox
04/15/25 8:38:52 PM
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Learning lessons isn't exactly our strong suit

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AceMos
04/15/25 8:39:20 PM
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america has done it more than twice


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DodogamaRayBrst
04/15/25 8:40:40 PM
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I refuse to believe anyone has ever licked a frozen flagpole. Or an unfrozen one.
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AceMos
04/15/25 8:41:45 PM
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DodogamaRayBrst posted...
I refuse to believe anyone has ever licked a frozen flagpole. Or an unfrozen one.

i can confirm it happened

saw some one do it when i was in grade school

person was dared to do it cus of the movie

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DodogamaRayBrst
04/15/25 8:42:26 PM
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What movie?
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AceMos
04/15/25 8:43:26 PM
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DodogamaRayBrst posted...
What movie?

no i wont tell you trust me your better off not knowing that movie exists

i wish i could forget that it exists


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MacadamianNut3
04/15/25 9:17:47 PM
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AceMos posted...
no i wont tell you trust me your better off not knowing that movie exists

i wish i could forget that it exists
A Christmas Story wasn't that bad of a movie

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ssjevot
04/15/25 9:20:34 PM
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DodogamaRayBrst posted...
I refuse to believe anyone has ever licked a frozen flagpole. Or an unfrozen one.

I personally saw both happen and my school wasn't big (or known for bright students...).

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CastletonSnob1
04/15/25 9:26:07 PM
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I mean, America DID get triple dog dared.
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Kurt_Russel
04/15/25 9:28:28 PM
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Nah, America is the kid who sticks his tongue on a flagpole, poops his pants, denies help from the fire department because Hes got it under control, then denies that it ever happened because climate change isnt real.

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specialkid8
04/15/25 9:45:18 PM
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AceMos posted...
no i wont tell you trust me your better off not knowing that movie exists

i wish i could forget that it exists
Are you hating on a literal Christmas classic?

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DrizztLink
04/15/25 9:50:25 PM
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Hey now, that's unfair.

The US is several children who watched each other line up and try to lick the flagpole one after another, because they're special snowflakes and the flagpole wouldn't dare hurt them after all the support they gave it.

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AceMos
04/15/25 10:49:34 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
Are you hating on a literal Christmas classic?

im hating on a boring christmas movie that was ran to death by TBS

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Glob
04/15/25 10:53:11 PM
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DodogamaRayBrst posted...
I refuse to believe anyone has ever licked a frozen flagpole. Or an unfrozen one.

Ive never seen anybody do it with a flagpole but there was a kid in my school who got stuck to a lamp post doing it.
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Frosted_Midna
04/15/25 10:53:12 PM
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DodogamaRayBrst posted...
I refuse to believe anyone has ever licked a frozen flagpole. Or an unfrozen one.

In school we had kids do it. Though we had to use hot chocolate to help them get their tongue free.

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Turbam
04/15/25 10:54:22 PM
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AceMos posted...
no i wont tell you trust me your better off not knowing that movie exists

i wish i could forget that it exists
Christmas Story is GOATed tho

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