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The-Apostle
04/18/25 4:07:20 PM
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...Truth Social

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-only-his-most-faithful-144000-followers-will-make-it-onto-truth-social

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Metal_Gear_Raxis
04/18/25 4:08:09 PM
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Aren't they already on Truth Social?

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Bandit_Keith
04/18/25 4:08:27 PM
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Ugh. Knockoff Onion.

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Solar_Crimson
04/18/25 4:08:39 PM
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Have them take part in a battle royale fight-to-the-death.

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Baron_Ox
04/18/25 4:11:06 PM
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isn't that the JW number, of the people who will go to Heaven?

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Shotgunnova
04/18/25 4:11:41 PM
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Social Media Experts say the 144,000 may be symbolic, only existing to emphasize the exclusivity of the platform. However, some potential users have been outraged at the thought they may not be counted as among the most faithful Trump supporters.
The biblical significance of 144K is cute.

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Cassie
04/18/25 4:11:57 PM
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Why are you sharing shit from Babylon bee?

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WingsOfGood
04/18/25 4:12:08 PM
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don't t hey realize they are making in fun of themselves here?

this is saying Trump does think he is the antichrist and they at babylon bee agree
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The-Apostle
04/18/25 4:18:40 PM
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Bandit_Keith posted...
Ugh. Knockoff Onion.
They actually came right out and said they're a knockoff Onion in an article I read like a year or two ago lol

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Antifar
04/18/25 4:19:48 PM
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This is a joke about Jehovah's Witnesses, who believe that 144,000 people will go to Heaven.
https://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/questions/go-to-heaven/

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A_Good_Boy
04/18/25 4:21:20 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
don't t hey realize they are making in fun of themselves here?

this is saying Trump does think he is the antichrist and they at babylon bee agree
It's just the Onion with a conservative slant. They're in rare form in the conservative space cause on occasion they can actually be funny without being malicious or punching down.

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The-Apostle
04/18/25 4:27:03 PM
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Antifar posted...
This is a joke about Jehovah's Witnesses, who believe that 144,000 people will go to Heaven.
https://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/questions/go-to-heaven/
The 144,000 is in the Book of Revelation, but the JWs think it's them. Also, you are correct.

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DrizztLink
04/18/25 4:32:19 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
It's just the Onion with a conservative slant. They're in rare form in the conservative space cause on occasion they can actually be funny without being malicious or punching down.
That's maybe 0.01% at best.

The rest of it is just an entire website full of evidence for the "chuds aren't funny or creative" theory.

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blacklabelice
04/18/25 4:35:21 PM
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the babylon bee

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Toonstrack
04/18/25 4:36:36 PM
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Csnt tell if this is supposed to be critical of Trump or supportive lmao

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Cory898
04/18/25 4:40:24 PM
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blacklabelice posted...
the babylon bee
From 2022.

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McMarbles
04/18/25 4:40:52 PM
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What if Onion but its super racist.

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The-Apostle
04/18/25 6:15:50 PM
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Toonstrack posted...
Csnt tell if this is supposed to be critical of Trump or supportive lmao
I'm guessing critical of Trump while also mocking the Jehovah's Witnesses.

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DrizztLink
04/18/25 6:23:22 PM
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The-Apostle posted...
I'm guessing critical of Trump while also mocking the Jehovah's Witnesses.
It is not.

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-warn-enforcing-immigration-law-is-slippery-slope-that-may-lead-to-enforcing-other-laws

These people are broken, don't expect much from them.

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CE_gonna_CE
04/18/25 6:40:00 PM
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Yeah I get its satire and whatnot, but still, making any association between that and The Onion is just, no

McMarbles posted...
What if Onion but its super racist.

Yup. Its the Chudnion. Call it what it is.

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