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Spurner
05/03/25 1:09:59 PM
#101:


Taco flavored kisses for my Ben!
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derp420
05/03/25 1:20:19 PM
#102:


No cake for the impurity.

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Gamespoht
05/03/25 1:48:17 PM
#103:


Touch my body, don't you wanna touch my body!

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Boombam99
05/03/25 3:18:48 PM
#104:


Aw dad, I got lots of girlfriends. Sally's just my bottom bitch. Do you know what I am saying?
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_Valigarmanda_
05/04/25 12:03:34 AM
#105:


Hey Wen-- hey Wendy. Stan says you're a cont-- a cont-- Stan says you're a CONT-- A CONT--- CONT---

... Stan says you're a continuing source of inspiration for him.

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bigtiggie23
05/04/25 1:10:36 AM
#106:


Ten dollar, ten dollar soldier boy!

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HeeathLivesOn
05/04/25 1:28:37 AM
#107:


LonelyStoner posted...
Well it was about that time that I realized this Girl Scout was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleozoic era.
My favorite ever SP quote
That whole skit is amazing

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_Valigarmanda_
05/04/25 1:33:22 AM
#108:


There's got to be a morning after....

...after morning a be to got there's

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Mr_Karate_II
05/04/25 1:37:38 AM
#109:


LonelyStoner posted...
They say you can still hear him up on that mountain screaming Im not gay! Im not gay!!!
What episode is that from?

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_Valigarmanda_
05/04/25 1:41:34 AM
#110:


Mr_Karate_II posted...
What episode is that from?

"Fourth Grade"

You can suck my balls!!

present them

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Sefyroth
05/04/25 4:01:45 AM
#111:


"Oh, you see that? His dick's flyin' off."

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Interfusor
05/04/25 7:30:53 AM
#112:


My mom is so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.

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-Unowninator-
05/04/25 7:32:57 AM
#113:


bwburke94 posted...
Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
You bastards!

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LonelyStoner
05/04/25 8:44:41 AM
#114:


_Valigarmanda_ posted...
Hey Wen-- hey Wendy. Stan says you're a cont-- a cont-- Stan says you're a CONT-- A CONT--- CONT---

... Stan says you're a continuing source of inspiration for him.
Ive seen this one a hundred times and it always makes me laugh. Her horrified face followed by Tell Stan to fuck off!

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CTrunks
05/04/25 8:53:29 AM
#115:


"Wellllllll..."
"Don't do it, Cartman!"
"Welllllllllll..."
"I'm warning you!"
"Okay, okay."
"I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my Mom a b-"
"WELL!"

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Trumble
05/04/25 9:20:17 AM
#116:


CTrunks posted...
"Wellllllll..."
"Don't do it, Cartman!"
"Welllllllllll..."
"I'm warning you!"
"Okay, okay."
"I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my Mom a b-"
"WELL!"
I always preferred the original version of that one, setup included.

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kelemvor
05/04/25 4:53:42 PM
#117:


"nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah. I made you eat your parents..."
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_Valigarmanda_
05/04/25 5:52:26 PM
#118:


One, two, onetwothreefour!

When I saw her walking down the street I thought she was Shelly, Shelly! Now that we're together I'm absolutely sure that she's Shelly, Shelly! Move into my mom's house with me, Shelly, Shelly!

Bridge!

I pledge allegiance... to the flag... of the United States...

OF SHELLY, SHELLY!!!

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Gamespoht
05/05/25 12:17:27 PM
#119:


Shut your fucking face, uncle fuckerrrr

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-Unowninator-
05/05/25 2:18:32 PM
#120:


You see this Butters?! It's a glass of milk I poured for myself! And you see this? It's Hamburger Helper!

Now would you mind telling me what Hamburger helper is doing in this glass of milk?! Why is Hamburger Helper in a glass of milk, Butters?!

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LonelyStoner
05/05/25 4:14:50 PM
#121:


-Unowninator- posted...
You see this Butters?! It's a glass of milk I poured for myself! And you see this? It's Hamburger Helper!

Now would you mind telling me what Hamburger helper is doing in this glass of milk?! Why is Hamburger Helper in a glass of milk, Butters?!

WHAT KEEPS A FAMILY TOGETHER, BUTTERS?!

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ROBBAN
05/05/25 4:39:10 PM
#122:


who made a dookie in the urinal?

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AgentCoulson
05/05/25 4:54:33 PM
#123:


"When a man loves a woman and a woman loves a man... Well actually, sometimes the man doesn't love the woman. He just acts like he does in order to get some action. Magic starts to happen and the two take off their clothes, that's right! And they caress and touch each other until a part of the man grows. Ooh, they're rolling around and now things really start getting hot. And the man say "I love you" and the woman "Hold on a second. I gotta go to the bathroom." And so you wait, and you wait, and you wait, and you wait... and you wait, and you wait and you wait... and you wait, and you're cooling down and she's still going to the bathroom. Finally she comes back and she says "Baby, I'm getting hot!" And that's when you gotta jam her butt and pump her full o-!"


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IAmTheNakedMan
05/05/25 5:10:04 PM
#124:


Oh. Uhh. There was a, there was a ghost! A-a-and-this, this ectoplasm!

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_Valigarmanda_
05/05/25 8:20:37 PM
#125:


https://youtu.be/SJo60YQN9mU?si=X0t6i3ro0KPtoFzm

people now, people now hybrid now, hybrid people driving people now

I'm not quoting the whole thing..

Come on everybody, be people now!

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Will_1231
05/06/25 5:08:52 PM
#126:


LonelyStoner posted...
WHAT KEEPS A FAMILY TOGETHER, BUTTERS?!
A well-organized pantry, sir...
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