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LonelyStoner
04/29/25 7:59:49 PM
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They say you can still hear him up on that mountain screaming Im not gay! Im not gay!!!


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s0nicfan
04/29/25 8:01:34 PM
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Sheila Broflovski: Remember what the MPAA says; Horrific, Deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty woids! That's what this war is all about!

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Joelypoely
04/29/25 8:41:53 PM
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Oh. I never should have shoved all those poor animals up my ass.
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devilupsteve
04/29/25 8:43:27 PM
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Mookie stinks?

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bwburke94
04/29/25 8:44:40 PM
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Oh my god, they killed Kenny!

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Boombam99
04/29/25 8:45:21 PM
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Butters, remind me later to cut your balls off
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RyoRaofin
04/29/25 8:49:40 PM
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No thats Stevie Ray Vaughan. Steamy Ray Vaughan just s**** his britches.

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Crayon_Lover
04/29/25 8:54:08 PM
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I was just wondering... are you by chance a pleasure model?

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The_Popo
04/29/25 8:55:11 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6a20d1d0.jpg

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Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran
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boomgetchopped3
04/29/25 8:55:37 PM
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We dont take kindly to people taking kindly around here

Goddamn it Skeeter shut the hell up

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Boombam99
04/29/25 8:57:33 PM
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Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2!
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Spidey5
04/29/25 8:58:02 PM
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5 seconds Mr. Marsh

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bigtiggie23
04/29/25 9:05:10 PM
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Mexico has a space program?

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MrResetti
04/29/25 9:05:26 PM
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Appease the gods by lathering her boobs with soapy suds
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Solar_Crimson
04/29/25 9:12:18 PM
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Cartman, you're such a fatass that when you walk down the street, people go: "God-DAMMIT, that's a big fat ass!"

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MartavisBryant
04/29/25 9:12:36 PM
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Would you have sex with your son to save his life?

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Will_1231
04/29/25 9:13:53 PM
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LonelyStoner posted...
They say you can still hear him up on that mountain screaming Im not gay! Im not gay!!!
I'm not gay!
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Boombam99
04/29/25 9:16:40 PM
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If you French fry when you're supposed to pizza, you're gonna have a bad time
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Joelypoely
04/29/25 9:16:55 PM
#19:


Ah, my nipples, they hurt! They hurt when I twist them!
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bigtiggie23
04/29/25 9:22:59 PM
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"This is what Scientologists actually believe"

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The_Popo
04/29/25 9:29:22 PM
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Ive got a raging clue right now!

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Kanaya413
04/29/25 9:30:28 PM
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MartavisBryant posted...
Would you have sex with your son to save his life?
Would you have sex with your mother to save your fathers life?
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Cartoon_Quoter
04/29/25 9:34:07 PM
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You swore on the cross, fatso!

Yeah. Too bad for you, it was a double-cross! Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.

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kelemvor
04/29/25 9:37:14 PM
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Stan: "Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer"
Randy: "Just going to get a little bit of cancer, Stan"

Crayon_Lover posted...
I was just wondering... are you by chance a pleasure model?

LOL! I forgot I love that episode.
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Despised
04/29/25 9:48:43 PM
#25:


I'm Lorde

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DyingPancake
04/29/25 9:54:34 PM
#26:


If you could go back in time to stop Hitler, wouldnt you?

I mean personally I wouldnt because I thought he was awesome

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BlackScythe0
04/29/25 9:56:32 PM
#27:


"Yes I know what you are saying, you don't have to keep asking"
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Cornmuffins
04/29/25 10:09:02 PM
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"Why did you do this to me, God?"
"Next time you get my hopes up, could you please take me to a grease monkey?"

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Getting C's and D's, saying thanks and please.
You broke the golden rule, you're staying after school.
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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
04/29/25 10:18:54 PM
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[The very much non-Fandom approved final attack by swear-chip powered Cartman in the South Park Movie that might even make Goku pause]

[Also, just the main song of the movie, Blame Canada, and the joint mixture of the two]

Yep, Blame Canada. South Park predicted it.


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Spurner
04/29/25 10:48:15 PM
#30:


Everyone knows its Butters!
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MrResetti
04/29/25 10:50:01 PM
#31:


There's something in my front pocket for you
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psideresider
04/29/25 10:57:28 PM
#32:


Oh. My. Science.

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LonelyStoner
04/29/25 11:02:44 PM
#33:


bigtiggie23 posted...
Mexico has a space program?
Si fry

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Boombam99
04/29/25 11:04:25 PM
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Lu lu lu, I got some apples
Lu lu lu, you got some too
Lu lu lu lets make some applesauce
Take off our pants and lu lu lu
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dummy420
04/29/25 11:04:36 PM
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Mom kitties being a dildo.
Well I know a certain kitty kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight.

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PMarth2002
04/29/25 11:25:48 PM
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha, I made you eat your parents

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LonelyStoner
04/29/25 11:30:24 PM
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PMarth2002 posted...
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, I made you eat your parents
Well they was trespassing

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Spidey5
04/30/25 7:49:57 AM
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Aw hamburgers...

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hmnut7
04/30/25 8:00:59 AM
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I'm just an asshole? Well no I've got arms and legs I've got everything.

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Gamespoht
04/30/25 8:01:54 AM
#40:


Do do drugs kids, drugs are bad M'kay

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LearntoRead
04/30/25 8:03:57 AM
#41:


But your soul will burn in eternal hellfire!

(Dismissively) Yeah thats nice
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LonelyStoner
04/30/25 8:05:33 AM
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Boombam99 posted...
If you French fry when you're supposed to pizza, you're gonna have a bad time
Easily my favorite episode.

Welcome back folks!

Aw gawd dammit!

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Shotgunnova
04/30/25 8:30:41 AM
#43:


Yes... Eat Eric Roberts...

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And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame
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Foppe
04/30/25 8:35:00 AM
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dummy420 posted...
Mom kitties being a dildo.
Well I know a certain kitty kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight.
You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants!

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meister_dan
04/30/25 9:02:54 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/40c67ea0.jpg

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Spurner
04/30/25 9:49:34 AM
#46:


Blood orgy!
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_Valigarmanda_
04/30/25 10:11:22 AM
#47:


It's your hour of power on midday Mountain Cable Access! Put your hands together and welcome the only man in town who always has a fully stocked wine cellar...

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS! christ

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bigtiggie23
04/30/25 10:42:53 AM
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You may start to notice some changes, like, when you fart, your dick gets hard.

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ROBBAN
04/30/25 11:01:29 AM
#49:


it's Sea Man

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Kremlin delenda est
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GS4Life
04/30/25 11:28:47 AM
#50:


Do you like Fish sticks?

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