Current Events > daughter texted asking why there are no Cinco de Mayo mayonnaise commercials

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K181
05/05/25 2:09:21 PM
#1:


Not sure how to respond.

And if there are any, not sure if she's trolling or not in some obtuse way.

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Doe
05/05/25 2:10:04 PM
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"Hmm, maybe the industry could use a mind like yours"

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Turbam
05/05/25 2:11:19 PM
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No... No, she's got a point

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WingsOfGood
05/05/25 2:11:32 PM
#4:


Tell her there is.
5 of them.
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Paragon21XX
05/05/25 2:11:58 PM
#5:


Asking the big questions.

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K181
05/05/25 2:50:27 PM
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Okay, she's since sent three "get it?" texts where she's increasingly explaining the pun.

I dun raised a troll.

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DrizztLink
05/05/25 2:53:41 PM
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They tried, but unfortunately they couldn't convince the horses (all coincidentally named Mayo) to vote for it.

It was shut down by all the Mayo neighs "nays."

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KaZooo
05/05/25 3:22:54 PM
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You raised her

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Umbreon
05/05/25 4:29:36 PM
#10:


DrizztLink posted...
They tried, but unfortunately they couldn't convince the horses (all coincidentally named Mayo) to vote for it.

It was shut down by all the Mayo neighs "nays."


This is the future you rose.

Or raised, rather.


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Sandalorn
05/05/25 4:40:31 PM
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You be a good parent and laugh at it and tell her it was a good one.
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justaguy3492
05/05/25 4:43:28 PM
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You better tell her that she is disrespecting Mexico's version of 4th of July.

/s

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K181
05/05/25 5:11:28 PM
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I did mention that Cinco de Mayo was anti-French, wheras mayo is pro-French, but now she's just texting me store listings of French's branded condiments.

She's either a genius or she's insane.

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LSGW_Zephyra
05/05/25 5:20:15 PM
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K181 posted...
I did mention that Cinco de Mayo was anti-French, wheras mayo is pro-French, but now she's just texting me store listings of French's branded condiments.

She's either a genius or she's insane.

Porque no los dos?

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thronedfire2
05/05/25 6:23:21 PM
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because mayo is terrible and shouldn't be celebrated

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ConfusedTorchic
05/05/25 6:23:44 PM
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the mayo in cinco de mayo is not pronounced the same as mayo in mayonnaise

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Biofighter55
05/05/25 6:26:49 PM
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depends on the context tbh

so it can be used in a friendly way or an insulting way

guey can also as dude!! Or dumbass


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