Current Events > U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Participating In Combat

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HylianFox
05/24/25 3:16:24 PM
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https://youtu.be/LXjvr9CPQjs

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Ivynn
05/24/25 3:16:44 PM
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I'd believe it.

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Turbam
05/24/25 3:17:50 PM
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The fact that my thought was "Ain't no way this is real, right?" instead of "Haha! Gotta be an onion article" when I saw the topic title makes me a bit sad.

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MrResetti
05/24/25 3:18:23 PM
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Explains the whole Pat Tillman debacle
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MorganTJ
05/24/25 3:21:01 PM
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Well I'm safe I guess.
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HylianFox
05/24/25 3:27:39 PM
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MorganTJ posted...
Well I'm safe I guess.

Sorry, "Morgan" is totes a girl name

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DeathVelvien
05/24/25 3:34:52 PM
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Justin2Krelian
05/24/25 3:38:14 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Sorry, "Morgan" is totes a girl name

Maybe that's what he meant

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Prototypic
05/24/25 3:43:12 PM
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It is sadly 100% believable to me that this administration would come up with some hamfisted, poorly thought out plan to, say, try to block women or trans people from enlisting by coming up with a list of banned names.

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HylianFox
05/25/25 12:39:07 AM
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Prototypic posted...
It is sadly 100% believable to me that this administration would come up with some hamfisted, poorly thought out plan to, say, try to block women or trans people from enlisting by coming up with a list of banned names.

Well, this is the same administration that removed all references to the Enola Gay from government sites...

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wanderingshade
05/25/25 1:13:30 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z1Ple-qYuU

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Kisai
05/25/25 1:45:06 AM
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I saw the topic title and 100% believed it until I entered and saw the Onion logo.

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bigtiggie23
05/25/25 1:47:21 AM
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I know it was the police instead of the military but Cadet Leslie Barbara would've never been let in.

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RndmNmber1
05/25/25 1:57:07 AM
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Ah yes, US Military becoming the Titans.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d067f3d0.jpg

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BlueKat
05/25/25 3:05:43 AM
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Prototypic posted...
It is sadly 100% believable to me that this administration would come up with some hamfisted, poorly thought out plan to, say, try to block women or trans people from enlisting by coming up with a list of banned names.
Definitely. I didn't even question if this was real or not until I entered the topic.

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TomClark
05/25/25 4:36:34 AM
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Turbam posted...
The fact that my thought was "Ain't no way this is real, right?" instead of "Haha! Gotta be an onion article" when I saw the topic title makes me a bit sad.

I didn't even question whether it was real when I saw the topic title.

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008Zulu
05/25/25 4:40:46 AM
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Wait, I want to hear about the autism vaccine!

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MarshMellow
05/25/25 4:48:46 AM
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I didn't even question the validity of this when entering the topic. Pretty much nothing would be surprising in 2025.
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YugiNoob
05/25/25 4:49:52 AM
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Trump is making it harder and harder for The Onion to stay in business

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