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McmadnessV3 05/31/25 5:35:33 PM #1:	Which one? - Results (117 votes) Sword 53.85% (63 votes) 63 Axe 25.64% (30 votes) 30 Hammer 20.51% (24 votes) 24 Well? --- Thank you for taking the time to read this sig. This sig loves you. <cite>McmadnessV3 posted [p:985257803] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote> Which one? - Results (117 votes) Sword 53.85% (63 votes) 63 Axe 25.64% (30 votes) 30 Hammer 20.51% (24 votes) 24 Show Voting Form Well?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HighSeraph 05/31/25 5:36:03 PM #2:	Bonker --- There are wounds that never show on the body that are deeper and more hurtful than anything that bleeds. <cite>HighSeraph posted [p:985257808] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>Bonker</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere_Man 05/31/25 5:39:20 PM #4:	I call dibs on Fix it Felixs hammer. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:985257838] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>I call dibs on Fix it Felixs hammer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LincolnDuncan 05/31/25 5:39:50 PM #5:	Axe is a mix of sword and hammer and is therefore best --- "I'm not a very nostalgic person, I neither have regrets nor occasions for self-congratulations." - Leonard Cohen <cite>LincolnDuncan posted [p:985257842] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>Axe is a mix of sword and hammer and is therefore best </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giacomo_Hawkins 05/31/25 5:40:18 PM #6:	Ever problem is a nail. --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. <cite>Giacomo_Hawkins posted [p:985257849] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>Ever problem is a nail.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bishop_Hastur 05/31/25 5:41:01 PM #7:	Axe. Unless it's Road Pig's hammer. --- Have you seen the Yellow Sign? Quando omni flunkus moritati <cite>Bishop_Hastur posted [p:985257857] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>Axe. Unless it's Road Pig's hammer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 05/31/25 5:41:12 PM #8:	Sword beats Axe beats Lance beats Sword --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:985257861] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>Sword beats Axe beats Lance beats Sword</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sephiroth_C_Ryu 05/31/25 5:53:21 PM #9:	Bec De Corbin. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1e4db4b6.jpg Then again, if I went with a different polearm that replaces that side spike with an axe head, I basically get all 3. --- I am the Hunter of Topics. My post never fails to kill its prey. pounces Nyaa! <cite>Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted [p:985257991] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>Bec De Corbin. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1e4db4b6.jpgThen again, if I went with a different polearm that replaces that side spike with an axe head, I basically get all 3. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 05/31/25 6:01:55 PM #10:	looks at my username ...this is entrapment --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:985258076] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>looks at my username...this is entrapment </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PowerOats 05/31/25 6:03:39 PM #12:	Sword The Axe is typically too heavy or slow The Hammer is typically too heavy, slow, or short The sword is juuuussst right <cite>PowerOats posted [p:985258090] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>SwordThe Axe is typically too heavy or slowThe Hammer is typically too heavy, slow, or shortThe sword is juuuussst right</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Villain_S_Fiend 05/31/25 6:04:04 PM #13:	Axe for the versatility. --- The food here is terrible. My steak was so tough it attacked my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself. <cite>Villain_S_Fiend posted [p:985258096] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>Axe for the versatility.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Arcanine2009 05/31/25 6:04:38 PM #14:	PowerOats posted... Sword The Axe is typically too heavy or slow The Hammer is typically too heavy, slow, or short The sword is juuuussst right There's a lot of heavy swords out there, and light hammers and axes --- Less is more. Everything you want, isn't everything you need. <cite>Arcanine2009 posted [p:985258103] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>PowerOats posted... </cite><quote>SwordThe Axe is typically too heavy or slowThe Hammer is typically too heavy, slow, or shortThe sword is juuuussst right</quote>There's a lot of heavy swords out there, and light hammers and axes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 05/31/25 6:05:40 PM #15:	Giacomo_Hawkins posted... Every problem is a nail. --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) <cite>Umbreon posted [p:985258113] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>Giacomo_Hawkins posted... </cite><quote>Every problem is a nail.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itcheyness 05/31/25 6:06:39 PM #16:	Stop! ~~HAMMER TIME!~~ --- Seattle Sounders 6-4-5 23points 261 Refugee <cite>itcheyness posted [p:985258121] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>Stop!HAMMER TIME!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 05/31/25 6:08:04 PM #17:	Arcanine2009 posted... There's a lot of heavy swords out there, and light hammers and axes IRL, yeah, but I imagine most people are going off games. And games tend to follow the Skyrim-esque "sword>axe>blunt" speed paradigm. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:985258141] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>Arcanine2009 posted... </cite><quote>There's a lot of heavy swords out there, and light hammers and axes</quote>IRL, yeah, but I imagine most people are going off games.And games tend to follow the Skyrim-esque "sword>axe>blunt" speed paradigm.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stevo6452 05/31/25 6:10:31 PM #18:	"You have my sword" "And my axe" "And my......hammer" https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f0f2dab0.png https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0f08b7e9.png https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ea94c72a.png --- You address me by my proper title, you little bollocks. <cite>stevo6452 posted [p:985258167] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>"You have my sword""And my axe""And my......hammer"https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f0f2dab0.pnghttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0f08b7e9.pnghttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ea94c72a.png</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 05/31/25 6:20:08 PM #19:	DrizztLink posted... looks at my username ...this is entrapment The hell kinda weapon is a drizzt --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:985258254] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite><quote>looks at my username...this is entrapment</quote>The hell kinda weapon is a drizzt</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nikko004 05/31/25 6:21:38 PM #20:	sword: cannot beat plate armor without weird techniques axe: cannot beat plate armor without weird techniques hammer: works on everything. goes bonk. polehammers didn't have a range problem. literally perfect anyway the correct answer is spears --- How to open a door, Step one: http://i.imgur.com/EWKRS.gif <cite>nikko004 posted [p:985258266] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>sword: cannot beat plate armor without weird techniquesaxe: cannot beat plate armor without weird techniqueshammer: works on everything. goes bonk. polehammers didn't have a range problem. literally perfectanyway the correct answer is spears </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 05/31/25 6:22:18 PM #21:	Probably an axe. Can't chop wood with a hammer --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:985258272] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>Probably an axe.Can't chop wood with a hammer</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 05/31/25 6:25:05 PM #22:	Giacomo_Hawkins posted... Every problem is a nail. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:985258307] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>Giacomo_Hawkins posted... </cite><quote>Every problem is a nail.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DuneMan 05/31/25 6:29:02 PM #23:	No context, though I'll assume video game context, I'd go with axe. With context, such as 'fantasy RPG' then it is sword, always sword, and usually one that goes to a Paladin(whom you'd never want in the party aside from them getting exclusive access to that one sword). If it is a survival crafting game, then hammer becomes a much bigger deal. --- "I'd rather betray the world than let the world betray me." -Cao Cao <cite>DuneMan posted [p:985258357] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>No context, though I'll assume video game context, I'd go with axe. With context, such as 'fantasy RPG' then it is sword, always sword, and usually one that goes to a Paladin(whom you'd never want in the party aside from them getting exclusive access to that one sword). If it is a survival crafting game, then hammer becomes a much bigger deal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JaiCSC 05/31/25 6:31:11 PM #24:	My mind went to Skyrim. I liked dual wielding the axes. --- I Shot the Sheriff. <cite>JaiCSC posted [p:985258382] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>My mind went to Skyrim. I liked dual wielding the axes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 05/31/25 6:32:28 PM #25:	Other: Polearm --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:985258403] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>Other: Polearm</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JoeDangIt 05/31/25 6:36:53 PM #26:	I usually go with swords because they are just better in most games but I really want a good bonker. <cite>JoeDangIt posted [p:985258443] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>I usually go with swords because they are just better in most games but I really want a good bonker.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 05/31/25 6:37:08 PM #27:	Sword. Axes and hammers are usually much slower weapons and I hate big slow weapons in games. --- Steam/Xbox/PSN = NoxObscuras <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:985258445] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>Sword. Axes and hammers are usually much slower weapons and I hate big slow weapons in games. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Srk700 05/31/25 6:37:59 PM #28:	Of the 3, I think axes are the coolest (though I used to like swords the most). That said, I like halberds and glaives more than all 3. <cite>Srk700 posted [p:985258454] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>Of the 3, I think axes are the coolest (though I used to like swords the most).That said, I like halberds and glaives more than all 3.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Enclave 05/31/25 6:39:11 PM #29:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fa247e63.jpg --- The commercial says that Church isn't for perfect people, I guess that's why I'm an atheist. <cite>Enclave posted [p:985258466] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fa247e63.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 05/31/25 7:11:35 PM #30:	Axes out of those, but polearms are my favorite --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:985258760] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>Axes out of those, but polearms are my favorite</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DiaX 05/31/25 7:13:43 PM #31:	Lance --- The Self-Proclaimed (AND OBJECTIVELY REAL) Official #1 Thrasir Fan. If you disagree, then sorry I'm not sorry. FEH FC: 7260239987 - Thrasir;ULTIMA [+10\|+15] <cite>DiaX posted [p:985258778] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>Lance</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
El_Marsh 05/31/25 7:17:15 PM #32:	Without context, I chose the axe. They're pretty versatile. --- http://i.imgur.com/0APl48O.gifv <cite>El_Marsh posted [p:985258807] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>Without context, I chose the axe. They're pretty versatile.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ReturnOfDevsman 05/31/25 7:21:34 PM #34:	No context? Hammer. I definitely expect to be in more situations where that one comes in handy than the other two. --- Arguing on CE be all like: https://youtu.be/JpRKrs67lOs?si=kPGA2RCKVHTdbVrJ <cite>ReturnOfDevsman posted [p:985258843] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>No context? Hammer. I definitely expect to be in more situations where that one comes in handy than the other two.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itcheyness 05/31/25 7:23:07 PM #35:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/aec9199d.jpg --- Seattle Sounders 6-4-5 23points 261 Refugee <cite>itcheyness posted [p:985258859] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/aec9199d.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
McmadnessV3 05/31/25 10:37:16 PM #36:	Ivynn posted... The hell kinda weapon is a drizzt Its a character from the Forgotten Realms series of fantasy books. Drizzt is a Drow, type of Dark Elf, famous for dual wielding Scimitars. --- Thank you for taking the time to read this sig. This sig loves you. <cite>McmadnessV3 posted [p:985260837] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>Ivynn posted... </cite><quote>The hell kinda weapon is a drizzt</quote>Its a character from the Forgotten Realms series of fantasy books.Drizzt is a Drow, type of Dark Elf, famous for dual wielding Scimitars.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Calwings 05/31/25 10:39:41 PM #37:	Swords > Axes (Hammers are just Axes but blunt) and I don't see any Lances here to complete the weapon triangle --- https://i.imgur.com/PmF1p9q.jpg <cite>Calwings posted [p:985260865] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>Swords > Axes (Hammers are just Axes but blunt) and I don't see any Lances here to complete the weapon triangle</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlackScythe0 05/31/25 10:40:50 PM #38:	Swords are a status symbol and not necessarily a weapon you would want to depend on as an untrained novice. Hammers are a safe bet. <cite>BlackScythe0 posted [p:985260880] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>Swords are a status symbol and not necessarily a weapon you would want to depend on as an untrained novice. Hammers are a safe bet. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 05/31/25 10:43:54 PM #39:	I imagine the axe is the most practical without context. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:985260916] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>I imagine the axe is the most practical without context.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 06/01/25 12:48:58 AM #40:	nikko004 posted... sword: cannot beat plate armor without weird techniques https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/ac2d3ee8.jpg half-sword and mordhau techniques look so goofy it's hard to believe they're an actual aspect of the longsword meta --- https://i.imgur.com/TGkNCva.gif https://i.imgur.com/8mWCvA4.gif <cite>FL81 posted [p:985261875] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>nikko004 posted... </cite><quote>sword: cannot beat plate armor without weird techniques</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/ac2d3ee8.jpghalf-sword and mordhau techniques look so goofy it's hard to believe they're an actual aspect of the longsword meta</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JohnEtrav 06/01/25 1:07:49 AM #41:	ReturnOfDevsman posted... No context? Hammer. I definitely expect to be in more situations where that one comes in handy than the other two. This. If I had to survive with one thing, it be the hammer or axe. I couldnt build shit with a sword --- Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape? <cite>JohnEtrav posted [p:985262053] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>ReturnOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>No context? Hammer. I definitely expect to be in more situations where that one comes in handy than the other two.</quote>This. If I had to survive with one thing, it be the hammer or axe.I couldnt build shit with a sword</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R_Jackal 06/01/25 1:11:23 AM #42:	Axe is more useful in general purpose, I'll go for that. <cite>R_Jackal posted [p:985262083] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>Axe is more useful in general purpose, I'll go for that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReturnOfDevsman 06/01/25 2:11:52 AM #43:	JohnEtrav posted... This. If I had to survive with one thing, it be the hammer or axe. I couldnt build shit with a sword Gamers seem to need a lot of swords. This has always been one of the most amazing things to me. I have no swords. We're all human beings; what is the story? I've never had one. I've never bought one. I've never needed one. I've never been in a situation where I thought to myself "I could use a sword right now. I could certainly get out of this mess." --- Arguing on CE be all like: https://youtu.be/JpRKrs67lOs?si=kPGA2RCKVHTdbVrJ <cite>ReturnOfDevsman posted [p:985262466] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>JohnEtrav posted... </cite><quote>This. If I had to survive with one thing, it be the hammer or axe.I couldnt build shit with a sword</quote>Gamers seem to need a lot of swords. This has always been one of the most amazing things to me. I have no swords. We're all human beings; what is the story? I've never had one. I've never bought one. I've never needed one. I've never been in a situation where I thought to myself "I could use a sword right now. I could certainly get out of this mess."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hejiru 06/01/25 11:21:42 AM #45:	LincolnDuncan posted... Axe is a mix of sword and hammer and is therefore best Hammers are axes. I learned this from fire emblem. --- The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense. <cite>Hejiru posted [p:985265300] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>LincolnDuncan posted... </cite><quote>Axe is a mix of sword and hammer and is therefore best</quote>Hammers are axes. I learned this from fire emblem. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Voidgolem 06/01/25 11:30:46 AM #46:	axe because of versatility. Not only do you hit people with the axe, you can also chop wood, break barricades, provide anchor points while climbing, etc (depending on type of axe) --- Why not go all in? <cite>Voidgolem posted [p:985265388] in No context... [t:80990758]...</cite> <quote>axe because of versatility. Not only do you hit people with the axe, you can also chop wood, break barricades, provide anchor points while climbing, etc (depending on type of axe)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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