Current Events > Great, Trump is peddling his own perfume brand now.

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St0rmFury
06/30/25 10:39:10 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4a450f7d.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/dc3ff199.jpg

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__aCEr__
06/30/25 10:42:38 PM
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This clown has more shoddy merchandise tied to his name than Krusty.

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Rantman
06/30/25 10:43:47 PM
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what the fuck is next? he sells a NFT of the perfume?

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McMarbles
06/30/25 10:43:59 PM
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You too can now smell like stale hamberders.

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thronedfire2
06/30/25 10:45:30 PM
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isn't this literally illegal since he's making money from it?

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argonautweakend
06/30/25 10:46:01 PM
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I actually own a bottle of the original(?) Trump cologne.

I don't know why I got it, I think for like a few months in middle school(early 00s) I was a Trump fan because he was a wacky stupid celebrity.

It just smells like cologne to me. I don't know.

https://www.perfumeblvd.com/images/images/Donald%20Trump%20Cologne%203.4oz.jpg

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St0rmFury
06/30/25 10:46:42 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
isn't this literally illegal since he's making money from it?
I'm sure his party will hold him accountable for this.

Any time now...

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UnholyMudcrab
06/30/25 10:47:11 PM
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How in the world does MAGA even have any money left at this point, after falling for every single one of his other grifts already

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MarshMellow
06/30/25 10:48:01 PM
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If "Made in America" isn't a selling point chances are it's made in China with his $60 bibles.
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mercurydude
06/30/25 10:51:15 PM
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Who wouldn't want to smell like this prize?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e513bc62.jpg

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SketchDog
06/30/25 10:51:36 PM
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If I buy this will they actually ship it to me or will they steal my credit card info
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JadeBaby
06/30/25 10:51:53 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
How in the world does MAGA even have any money left at this point, after falling for every single one of his other grifts already

I can only guess these are gullible people with tons of money to blow.

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doodles40
06/30/25 10:57:31 PM
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Probably smells like Trump, so ass. I'd like to know who made this so I never buy perfume, or make-up from that company.

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Rantman
06/30/25 10:58:56 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
How in the world does MAGA even have any money left at this point, after falling for every single one of his other grifts already
They're like the bizarro world racist version of furries in STEM fields who commission increasingly bizarre fetish porn for at times approaching a thousand dollars

Honestly, do you have a better explanation?

(I mostly say this because if you made this comparison to a MAGA, I can't even imagine how fucking infuriated they'd be.)

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Srk700
06/30/25 10:59:37 PM
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Youll probably develop skin cancer from it.
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M1Astray
06/30/25 11:00:26 PM
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God just imagine the smell.

Be right back, going to puke in the toilet.

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Prototypic
06/30/25 11:01:29 PM
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It's a little frustrating how unembarrassed Republicans are to have elected a shady huckster conman President not once, but twice. I know it's a cliche, but imagine Obama slinging NFTs and shitty gold sneakers while he was in office (or at all, even).

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JohnEtrav
06/30/25 11:01:41 PM
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It smells like you shat your pants, but the worst part is it stains your skin orange.

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jefffan
06/30/25 11:03:32 PM
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Lmao.

Steaks
Ties
Perfume
University
Watches
Flags
Sneakers

Maga will never learn.

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thronedfire2
06/30/25 11:05:56 PM
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jefffan posted...
Lmao.

Steaks
Ties
Perfume
University
Watches
Flags
Sneakers
Maga will never learn.

and NFTs and crypto and his trading cards


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mybbqrules
06/30/25 11:08:08 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
isn't this literally illegal since he's making money from it?
You seem to have confused him with someone that laws apply to.

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__starsnostars
06/30/25 11:10:05 PM
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Something something peanut farms...

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mybbqrules
06/30/25 11:10:25 PM
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jefffan posted...
Maga will never learn.
Stupid, ignorant assholes who huff their own farts tend not to.

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MarshMellow
06/30/25 11:15:39 PM
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Srk700 posted...
Youll probably develop skin cancer from it.

Dr. RFK Jr. will blame it on vaccines or fluoride and tell them to put some ivermectin on it.
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Starks
06/30/25 11:17:34 PM
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Trump musk? They already sell liquid ass at Spencer's.

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creativerealms
06/30/25 11:19:50 PM
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I hear Trump smells really bad. Does this smell like Trump?

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tripleh213
06/30/25 11:24:01 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/39757145.jpg

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YoshiMitsurugi
06/30/25 11:24:18 PM
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At least it's not his bathwater soap. Imagine the combo with the perfume. But he doesn't bathe so SOL Maggot weirdos.

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lilORANG
06/30/25 11:26:16 PM
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Poop and bronzer?

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SpawnShadow
06/30/25 11:28:03 PM
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Five bucks says it smells like ass.

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DrizztLink
06/30/25 11:31:20 PM
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I imagine it smells like a leather diaper in a toaster oven.

More or less like the man, essentially.

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DnDer
06/30/25 11:44:01 PM
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This is a misdemeanor crime, right? By the book, 100%, emoluments clause violation.

Every day, there should be a new impeachment filed for this alone, and another one for each individual crime he's committed; not one impeachment with a thousand counts, but a thousand impeachments that grind the legislature to a halt.

Cheapened the dignity of the office and trying to profit off it. We are a dystopia for sure at this point.

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DnDer
06/30/25 11:46:00 PM
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creativerealms posted...
I hear Trump smells really bad. Does this smell like Trump?

There were reliable reports about it constantly during his NY trial that he kept falling asleep in.

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Dark_Moon
06/30/25 11:50:00 PM
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SketchDog posted...
If I buy this will they actually ship it to me or will they steal my credit card info
The answer is Yes. Except the "perfume" will just be unsold trump water.

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MagnusDJL
06/30/25 11:51:38 PM
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Damn, Trump really has a thing for shitty Musks...
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OniLink5000
06/30/25 11:56:55 PM
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It's completely bonkers that this is still not as cringe as that meme coin.

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ItsNotA2Mer
07/01/25 12:07:35 AM
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They should call it SOAR (Scent of a Rapist).

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McSame_as_Bush
07/01/25 12:21:17 AM
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This needs a poll asking what they smell like.
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Sayoria
07/01/25 1:24:18 AM
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Eau De Poupee Pans

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Agent_Stroud
07/01/25 1:25:50 AM
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mercurydude posted...
Who wouldn't want to smell like this prize?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e513bc62.jpg

He looks like hes about to collapse in that picture. I guess the golf swing tuckered him out?

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BakonBitz
07/01/25 1:41:17 AM
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I've literally never seen so much merch for one President, whether official or knock-off.

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bigtiggie23
07/01/25 2:14:07 AM
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How long before Karoline calls it the best selling perfume of the last 50 years?

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divot1338
07/01/25 2:33:46 AM
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The scent of desparation mixed with hints of BO and ball sweat.

Winning.

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AgentCoulson
07/01/25 2:42:40 AM
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No thanks. I have no desire to walk around smelling like dick cheese and farts.

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Arcanine2009
07/01/25 2:44:15 AM
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How the fuck is this being allowed. JFC

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Hexenherz
07/01/25 3:16:19 AM
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A part of me enjoys how blatant the corruption and grifting is right now, just because it's become so undeniable. Trump says he loves America and American manufacturing but then is selling an overpriced made in China phone with an overpriced monthly bill. Now perfume. Plus the "Rump" watch.

You have to be an absolute idiot to believe he actually cares about serving as president at this point. Before it was maybe in the deep negatives Celsius, but now approaching 0 Kelvin levels to describe the amount of thermal energy in these peoples' heads.

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ai123
07/01/25 3:44:25 AM
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Selling tacky crap to idiots is what Trump has done his whole life.

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008Zulu
07/01/25 3:47:30 AM
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Who'd want to stink like that turd blossom?

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Deyestus
07/01/25 3:49:37 AM
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Well, they always said desperation was a stinky cologne.

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