Current Events > $25000 or download 2 languages of your choosing to your brain

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SwayM
07/08/25 6:06:34 PM
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$25,000 Cash

vs

Become completely fluent in 2 new languages instantly.

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Evening_Dragon
07/08/25 6:07:35 PM
#2:


Languages easily

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Trumpo
07/08/25 6:08:22 PM
#3:


Where's the poll?

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MagiMarthKoopa
07/08/25 6:09:04 PM
#4:


Japanese
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Syfe
07/08/25 6:09:19 PM
#5:


Definitely languages.
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s0nicfan
07/08/25 6:09:36 PM
#6:


Languages. I pick one that's a dead language and revolutionize our understanding of ancient history by being a living Rosetta stone.

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TentacleDemon
07/08/25 6:10:21 PM
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I'll take the languages. Give me Mandarin and Sentinelese.


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Yamata_Demon
07/08/25 6:11:10 PM
#8:


I would pay 25K cash to download 2 languages in my brain.

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Lord_Ephraim
07/08/25 6:14:56 PM
#10:


Languages

You can get an easy job being a translator and make that $25,000 in less than 4 months.

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MJOLNRVII
07/08/25 6:16:39 PM
#11:


I definitely pick Japanese for weeb activities, but I'm not sure what else to pick. Spanish would be useful in my day to day life and especially because of the family members who only speak that, but I would also like to know Mandarin or Korean maybe.

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hivebent4life
07/08/25 6:17:15 PM
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Languages, Ill take Mandarin and Japanese

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Turbam
07/08/25 6:17:33 PM
#13:


Mandarin for sure
Spanish would be way more useful, but I'd probably take Japanese as my second.

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Metal_Gear_Raxis
07/08/25 6:17:37 PM
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Languages, Japanese and one other I'm unsure of.

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ReturnOfDevsman
07/08/25 6:17:50 PM
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Money for sure

Lord_Ephraim posted...
Languages

You can get an easy job being a translator and make that $25,000 in less than 4 months.
I already have a job, lol.

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Starks
07/08/25 6:18:30 PM
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Languages would make a far more fulfilling life

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SwayM
07/08/25 6:18:36 PM
#17:


Trumpo posted...
Where's the poll?

Polls just encourage lurkers and no discussion imho

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cheat4ever
07/08/25 6:18:44 PM
#18:


Languages.

Spanish and Sign.

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SwayM
07/08/25 6:19:25 PM
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Perhaps I should have added another zero to the money to make it more appealing?

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Strider102
07/08/25 6:20:42 PM
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I'll take the languages.

Install long undecipherable languages installed, translate them, and make millions as I single-handedly reveal more about our ancient history.

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Ivynn
07/08/25 6:21:19 PM
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Lord_Ephraim posted...
You can get an easy job being a translator and make that $25,000 in less than 4 months.

Isn't that a job in danger of being replaced by AI.

Surprised so many people are choosing languages over the money. I guess the non-English languages I care to know (Spanish, Japanese, and French), I can get by in already tho I guess full fluency wouldn't hurt.

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Alucard188
07/08/25 6:23:12 PM
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Languages would be far more useful and interesting to me.

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JohnEtrav
07/08/25 6:23:58 PM
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$25,000 does a lot less than youd expect nowadays.

Two extra languages would be invaluable to anyone. You could very easily turn these into a nice job.

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NoxObscuras
07/08/25 6:27:14 PM
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Languages. I'd take Spanish and Korean

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garan
07/08/25 6:27:47 PM
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Spanish would be incredibly useful due to how many speak it where I live and I would probably pick Japanese just for fun.
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Divinehero
07/08/25 6:36:26 PM
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u could probably add 2 0s tothat and i'd sitll pick languages

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Zero_Destroyer
07/08/25 6:40:43 PM
#27:


Languages because I can select ones that ensure way way way more than 25k long term lol

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The_Popo
07/08/25 6:41:50 PM
#28:


Languages

Spanish and Japanese

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rick_alverado
07/08/25 7:00:16 PM
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I'd probably take the money, as it would just be too useful to turn down. If I didn't need the money though and went with the languages, it would be one of the Mayan languages (I know there are multiple, but I'd have to do some research to determine which specific one would be most useful) and Latin, as those would be most useful when it comes to my writing projects. The team in my series is a modern incarnation of an organization that started alongside the founding of Rome, which is why Latin would be useful. Oh, and also the fact that the Martian language has some stuff in common with Latin. Meanwhile a Mayan language would be useful due to events involving an alien species that posed as Mayan gods back in the day.
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Homeless_Waifu
07/08/25 7:10:39 PM
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MagiMarthKoopa posted...
Japanese
This plus Chinese.
Now I would be able to watch all my favorite stuff without subtitles

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tripleh213
07/08/25 7:17:44 PM
#31:


Evening_Dragon posted...
Languages easily


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thronedfire2
07/08/25 7:35:25 PM
#33:


I'd probably take Mandarin and Spanish

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joaquintall
07/08/25 7:35:27 PM
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hivebent4life posted...
Languages, Ill take Mandarin and Japanese

Yep, and go live in Japan, and make way more than $25000 as a translator or teaching English.

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SaikyoStyle
07/08/25 7:37:16 PM
#35:


Ill download Japanese and French

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Distant_Rainbow
07/08/25 7:45:53 PM
#36:


Languages, easily.

SwayM posted...
Perhaps I should have added another zero to the money to make it more appealing?

Try three.

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thenotoriouscat
07/08/25 8:04:33 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c7de7ed1.jpg

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SwayM
07/08/25 8:24:48 PM
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The number is now 2 million or the languages.

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lilhurk1985187
07/08/25 8:34:42 PM
#39:


$2,000,000.

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thronedfire2
07/08/25 8:37:13 PM
#40:


SwayM posted...
The number is now 2 million or the languages.

now I take the money

I wonder if AI ever uses these kind of questions to sell ads

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misterbum
07/08/25 8:47:14 PM
#41:


2 languages > $20k

$2M > 2 languages

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CE_gonna_CE
07/08/25 8:48:27 PM
#42:


$200k > 2 languages

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TheFalseDeity
07/08/25 8:51:11 PM
#43:


25k was already no contest for the money, 2m is just overkill. I have no use for the languages.

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Enclave
07/08/25 9:00:09 PM
#44:


Evening_Dragon posted...
Languages easily


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ItsNotA2Mer
07/08/25 9:00:28 PM
#45:


Syfe posted...
Definitely languages.


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Glob
07/08/25 9:18:27 PM
#46:


Evening_Dragon posted...
Languages easily

This.

Ill take Vietnamese and Japanese, thanks.
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FolkenRawr
07/08/25 9:22:48 PM
#47:


Cash, no contest


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monkmith
07/08/25 9:29:17 PM
#48:


can i pick dead languages? if so languages, could probably make a fuck ton of money if you picked Khitan and Linear A.

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Kaitouace
07/08/25 9:30:35 PM
#49:


Yo, gimme dat Spanish and Japanese.

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neccis
07/08/25 9:30:42 PM
#50:


Evening_Dragon posted...
Languages easily


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Kanaya413
07/08/25 9:32:10 PM
#51:


I could make money translating doujins so languages
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