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ReturnOfDevsman
07/13/25 6:23:48 PM
#1:


I shouldn't have to explain this to a bunch of grown ass people but look

The spoon is there for you to portion out creamer. You don't stir with it. Stirring with it makes it wet (IMAGINE THAT) and then when you put it back into the creamer, it effs up the creamer.

What you do is you get a spoonful or two or eight or however much you people use into your cup first then the motion of the coffee being poured on top stirs it for you.

This is not rocket science, people.

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Frostshock
07/13/25 6:24:55 PM
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Who the fuck puts cream in their cup before the coffee.

And who the fuck spoons cream instead of pouring it.

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metralo
07/13/25 6:25:07 PM
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What

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pegusus123456
07/13/25 6:25:16 PM
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Frostshock posted...
who the fuck spoons cream instead of pouring it.


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Dungeater
07/13/25 6:25:33 PM
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???

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Unsuprised_Pika
07/13/25 6:26:41 PM
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Dumbest topic of the day award goes to...ReturnOfDevsman!

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ablegator
07/13/25 6:29:06 PM
#7:


coffee in a cup?

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ReturnOfDevsman
07/13/25 6:30:59 PM
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Frostshock posted...
Who the f*** puts cream in their cup before the coffee.
People in workplaces that use a large container of the powdered stuff, if they have at least a vague understanding that the universe operates in ways from which patterns can sometimes be inferred and a shred of human decency.

Frostshock posted...
And who the f*** spoons cream instead of pouring it.
People who use powdered creamer in general.

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JohnEtrav
07/13/25 6:31:16 PM
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I scoop the creamer in with my hand and stir it with my tongue.

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ai123
07/13/25 6:31:26 PM
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Powdered creamer? That's going to limit my sympathy.

(Same principle applies to sugar, though).

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ReturnOfDevsman
07/13/25 6:31:43 PM
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Unsuprised_Pika posted...
Dumbest topic of the day award goes to...ReturnOfDevsman!
Pfft, like I would let anyone else break my streak.

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Dungeater
07/13/25 6:31:55 PM
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ive still never seen someone spoon powdered creamer thats fucked up. it has a little pour spout and everything

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rick_alverado
07/13/25 6:32:26 PM
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I don't drink coffee, so I have to ask, are stir sticks not a thing anymore?
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GeminiDeus
07/13/25 6:33:02 PM
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Just pour the coffee into the creamer.

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ReturnOfDevsman
07/13/25 6:33:44 PM
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rick_alverado posted...
I don't drink coffee, so I have to ask, are stir sticks not a thing anymore?
If your workplace has those, you have even less excuse, though I have full confidence it would stop literally no one.

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ablegator
07/13/25 6:34:14 PM
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Powdered creamer is pretty dire. But with added context yeah putting wet spoons in communal powdered creamer or sugar is terrorism.

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thenotoriouscat
07/13/25 6:48:51 PM
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Frostshock posted...
Who the fuck puts cream in their coffee.



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ReturnOfDevsman
07/13/25 6:49:46 PM
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^^^
A lot of people.

I don't, but I can see the effects of this and it enrages me anyway.

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monkmith
07/13/25 6:50:50 PM
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isn't powdered creamer pure trans fat?

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GeraldDarko
07/13/25 6:51:04 PM
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TC strikes again lol

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metralo
07/13/25 7:59:50 PM
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ablegator posted...
Powdered creamer is pretty dire. But with added context yeah putting wet spoons in communal powdered creamer or sugar is terrorism.

Yes now that the necessary context has been added the topic makes sense

Nobody thinks of powdered creamer in this context however

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The_Wheelman1
07/13/25 8:13:55 PM
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Stop getting worked up about how people make their coffee. If they do it that way then that's on them.

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Evening_Dragon
07/13/25 8:17:37 PM
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Adults are all weirdos. I'm glad I am functionally just a large child who knows when to shut up around you freaks who need arcane sunrise potions and lumbar support and loan forebearance

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Cassie
07/13/25 8:18:25 PM
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How about you shut the fuck up and stay out of my coffee business?

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Evolician
07/13/25 8:20:02 PM
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Spooning cream. (^:

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JohnEtrav
07/13/25 9:24:18 PM
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metralo posted...
Yes now that the necessary context has been added the topic makes sense

Nobody thinks of powdered creamer in this context however
Yeah I just assumed everyone uses creamer in vapor form

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monkmith
07/13/25 9:29:58 PM
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am i the only one in this topic that drinks coffee black? creamer in all forms screws up the flavor.

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Heineken14
07/13/25 9:33:57 PM
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Alright, give him the spoon. DON'T GIVE HIM THE SPOON!

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sith9er
07/13/25 9:34:53 PM
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monkmith posted...
am i the only one in this topic that drinks coffee black? creamer in all forms screws up the flavor.
I'm with you brother. Cream ruins the coffee completely

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Kim_Seong-a
07/13/25 9:36:28 PM
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Why would you need to re-use the spoon?

Add the creamer. Stir. Put the spoon in the sink. If you need another cup of coffee, use another spoon.

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Metal_Gear_Raxis
07/13/25 9:41:56 PM
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I just drink my coffee black, so I don't have this problem :)

Dungeater posted...
ive still never seen someone spoon powdered creamer thats fucked up. it has a little pour spout and everything
The large containers don;t.

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Kanaya413
07/13/25 9:42:40 PM
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Its my spoon so
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GenXer
07/13/25 9:48:38 PM
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Unsuprised_Pika posted...
Dumbest topic of the day award goes to...ReturnOfDevsman!
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The-Apostle
07/13/25 9:55:46 PM
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Coffee with real organic milk with Chobani creamer = yum!

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monkmith
07/13/25 9:57:25 PM
#35:


Kanaya413 posted...
Its my spoon so
i licked it so its actually my spoon.

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chris1001_the_sequel
07/13/25 10:03:02 PM
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I would rather drink coffee black than use powdered creamer, and i hate black coffee

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FL81
07/18/25 4:29:58 AM
#37:


ReturnOfDevsman posted...
What you do is you get a spoonful or two or eight or however much you people use into your cup first then the motion of the coffee being poured on top stirs it for you.
I pour the creamer (liquid, not powder) in first, portioning it out by eye, with the coffee on top

and then use the spoon to stir

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MrResetti
07/18/25 5:00:27 AM
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Hardly know her
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