Poll of the Day > My coworker completely removes his pants and underpants to poop at work

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I only know this because I see them draped over the stall door when I use the bathroom at the same time.

Is he overweight or have any mobility issues? Might make it easier to just completely remove them than to try and shuffle around with pants around his ankles.

That's weird for sure, I've never seen anyone do that.

ive seen it. they dont want their pants or panties touching the pee pee laden bathroom floor

Salrite posted...

Is he overweight or have any mobility issues? Might make it easier to just completely remove them than to try and shuffle around with pants around his ankles.

Good questions. He's prob overweight but like "normal" American overweight. Like, not obese but def carrying an extra 20 pounds give or take. He does not appear limited in movement from what I've observed but I don't work in the same department as him and haven't had many conversations outside of passing pleasantries and "how was your weekend?"-type stuff. I wouldn't know if he's suffering through some joint pain or something and just masks it well.

He might like a wide birth and his pants restrict him

Muscles posted...

That's weird for sure, I've never seen anyone do that.

How many people have you watched while they pooped?

SoreChasm posted...

How many people have you watched while they pooped?

Never, but I've also never seen anyone throw their pants over the stall

Muscles posted...

Never, but I've also never seen anyone throw their pants over the stall

Approximately how many stalls have you seen that contained active poopers?

I bet he was one of those kids who pulls his pants down below his ass at a urinal instead of just opening the front of them

Do you know if he's hyper OCD about hygiene?

Because I could see him doing something like that if he's paranoid about his pants potentially touching the floor, because all he can think about is how disgusting the floor is in a public bathroom. So the only way he can be comfortable is if he takes them off entirely.

Some people get all the way naked

I suppose that's less weird than not removing either one at all to poop

Damn and I thought I was weird for removing my shirt (I wear suspenders underneath)

damn, that's a good idea

Your stomach ever hurt so bad you gotta take your pants and shirt off

AltOmega2 posted...

Damn and I thought I was weird for removing my shirt (I wear suspenders underneath)

Why do you wear the suspenders under your shirt? The handful of times I've used them I've kept them over my shirts.

Also, I have really enjoyed every time I've worn suspenders. I should wear them more.

Sometimes when you have to take a long shit you get hot or at least I do

hockey7318 posted...

Why do you wear the suspenders under your shirt?

I mean, there are brands of suspenders made specifically for that; practicality over fashion or what not.
I specifically do so because I have Hank Hill ass and sag even when girding up my belt as much as possible. Suspenders ensure I don't have a dick slip while at work

LaggnFragnLarry posted...

ive seen it. they dont want their pants or panties touching the pee pee laden bathroom floor

This, 100%

It's better than popping his pants, shaking it out his pants leg and walking away.

SunWuKung420 posted...

It's better than popping his pants, shaking it out his pants leg and walking away.

Or he did that and was drying them out

I could see 2 reasons for that. One, you don't want your pants touching the floor, or two you have nice business pants and you want to keep them from getting wrinkled.

You sure they're not changing coming/leaving from work?

AltOmega2 posted...

I mean, there are brands of suspenders made specifically for that; practicality over fashion or what not.
I specifically do so because I have Hank Hill ass and sag even when girding up my belt as much as possible. Suspenders ensure I don't have a dick slip while at work

Interesting. I might try this. I rarely have to poop at work so that shouldn't be a problem.

dedbus posted...

You sure they're not changing coming/leaving from work?

I'm certain. We do have some people who change at work but I've seen this guy arrive in his work clothes at start of shift and leave in the same clothes dozens of times.

Of all the responses I think the one that makes the most sense is that he must like to have a wide stance and pants restrict him.

Not wanting the pants to get wet makes sense too but I would think that there's risk inherent in undressing and dressing in the stall, that the pants may touch the floor, so I think wide berth is the answer.

Maybe one day I'll ask him