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Trumble
07/31/25 1:13:57 AM
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If you take the money, you become a boat. All other details are on a "you will find out when it happens" basis. The money is untaxed Nautical American dollars.

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DrizztLink
07/31/25 1:22:15 AM
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If I spend that $500,000 on replacing each part of my boatself, down to the individual plank, was I ever human?

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AgentCoulson
07/31/25 1:26:20 AM
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Ok I'll bite. How bad could life as a boat be? Sure you may have people dancing, drinking and having sex on or inside you from time to time but 90% of the time it's smooth sailing. Not sure why I'd need the money at that point though...

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Robot2600
07/31/25 1:26:57 AM
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I took the money.

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Trumble
07/31/25 1:29:23 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
If I spend that $500,000 on replacing each part of my boatself, down to the individual plank, was I ever human?
Yes, but you may or may not be the same boat.

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divot1338
07/31/25 1:29:36 AM
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Lil Yachty

DrizztLink posted...
If I spend that $500,000 on replacing each part of my boatself, down to the individual plank, was I ever human?
https://youtube.com/shorts/4VJp_zApDTA?si=RUr0Owrbj925cnOq

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yunalenne10
07/31/25 1:29:54 AM
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Call me Seaspray
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Zergrush80
07/31/25 1:33:08 AM
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I shall be Boaty McBoatface

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evilpresident
07/31/25 1:36:14 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/bc8e8551.jpg

Nobody said what kind of boat.

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Trumble
07/31/25 8:02:10 AM
#10:


Bump(er boat)

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Robot2600
07/31/25 8:56:26 AM
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I've decided that I will only be a metaphorical boat.

You owe me $500,000

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tripleh213
07/31/25 9:03:40 AM
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evilpresident posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/bc8e8551.jpg

Nobody said what kind of boat.
Ill do it

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Purple_Cheetah
07/31/25 9:05:23 AM
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Yeah sure, fill me up with seamen.
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