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Evening_Dragon
08/15/25 11:20:56 PM
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I don't have to say anything else. You've filled the script yourself.

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monkmith
08/15/25 11:23:47 PM
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its a neat water type but glaceon is the strongest choice.

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El_Dustino
08/15/25 11:48:27 PM
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Flareon is the best eeveelution.

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monkmith
08/15/25 11:52:09 PM
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El_Dustino posted...
Flareon is the best eeveelution.
there are much better fire types, the only good eveelutions are glaceon and the fairy one. sylvian i think?

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El_Dustino
08/15/25 11:54:59 PM
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monkmith posted...
there are much better fire types, the only good eveelutions are glaceon and the fairy one. sylvian i think?
Flareon is the fluffiest so it's the best.

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ZMythos
08/15/25 11:56:22 PM
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My favorites are glaceon and jolteon.

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MartavisBryant
08/15/25 11:58:42 PM
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El_Dustino posted...
Flareon is the best eeveelution.

El_Dustino posted...
Flareon is the fluffiest so it's the best.
These. Flareon is my favorite Pokemon design.

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monkmith
08/16/25 12:00:58 AM
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El_Dustino posted...
Flareon is the fluffiest so it's the best.
if i want a fluffy fire animal i'm going for a growlithe.

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El_Dustino
08/16/25 12:03:12 AM
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monkmith posted...
if i want a fluffy fire animal i'm going for a growlithe.
Flareon is fluffier

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monkmith
08/16/25 12:10:58 AM
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El_Dustino posted...
Flareon is fluffier
growlithe is a good dog though, which trumps fluff.

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Smiffwilm
08/16/25 1:13:37 AM
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Or you could have both a Flareon AND a Growlithe?

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Piplup_Sniper
08/16/25 1:15:32 AM
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Name a Pokemon that had its reputation ruined even more by the Internet

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Strider102
08/16/25 1:16:36 AM
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Piplup_Sniper posted...
Name a Pokemon that had its reputation ruined even more by the Internet

Typhlosion

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Charged151
08/16/25 2:05:27 AM
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I still have managed even in this day and age to not figure out what type of NSFW stuff Vaporeon is involved with. Usually people post the one clip of Vaporeon talking and I just roll my eyes at this point.

I will say though I had a wonderful time using it in X/Y in addition to Espeon (my favorite Pokemon) and Sylveon all on the same team.

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lorddrakath1522
08/16/25 2:52:25 AM
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Umbreon is goated.

Charged151 posted...
I still have managed even in this day and age to not figure out what type of NSFW stuff Vaporeon is involved with. Usually people post the one clip of Vaporeon talking and I just roll my eyes at this point.

It's this thing:

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokmon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokmon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 303 tall and 63.9 pounds, this means theyre large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, theres no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so itd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokmon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

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NocturnalLight
08/16/25 3:11:20 AM
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I stopped reading halfway. F*** everyone for giving my favorite Eeveelution such a shit reputation.
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qwerti
08/16/25 3:25:24 AM
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forgot those tables n chairs in the vidya game(s)
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Charged151
08/16/25 3:30:12 AM
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lorddrakath1522 posted...
It's this thing:
...That's it? Some likely edgy middle schooler wrote that and managed to sink Vaporeon's reputation? Dang. I mean, I presume pictures go with it, but still.

NocturnalLight posted...
I stopped reading halfway. F*** everyone for giving my favorite Eeveelution such a shit reputation.
Yeah...stigma like this shouldn't be a thing.

I mean, I really like Gardevoir the Pokemon for its cool appearance and kicking tons of butt in my Sapphire/Emerald runs (probably was the best Pokemon on my team until I got a box art legendary), but then I learned it is considered a "waifu" Pokemon or something. I mean, I would love to get this kinda doll (shown below), but everyone would think weird things about me if I did because of the stigma around the Pokemon.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/86ddb600.jpg

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GGuirao13
08/16/25 4:31:28 AM
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Umbreon was always my favorite.

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lorddrakath1522
08/16/25 5:54:34 AM
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Charged151 posted...
...That's it?

Yes, just this, no pics or anything.

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DuuuDe14
08/16/25 6:26:07 AM
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Espeon is the best

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DodogamaRayBrst
08/16/25 6:26:49 AM
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Great water type pokemon. I use it often.
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pegusus123456
08/16/25 6:37:34 AM
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Charged151 posted...
...That's it? Some likely edgy middle schooler wrote that and managed to sink Vaporeon's reputation? Dang. I mean, I presume pictures go with it, but still.
It's just a joke copypasta.

Warning though, it's definitely moddable.

DuuuDe14 posted...
Espeon is the best
Fucking yes, people hype up Umbreon so much and I honestly don't like it. It's too weirdly angular. Espeon is nice and sleek.

Espeon > Vaporeon > Jolteon > Flareon > Leafeon > Umbreon >/= Sylveon > Glaceon

Sylveon could be moved up above Leafeon if it didn't have the ribbon on its ear.

Leafeon would be above Jolteon if it didn't have the haphazard leafs all over it.

I was going to say Glaceon would be higher if its pigtail things didn't stick straight out, but I just googled and saw pictures where they just dangle and it still looks really stupid.

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HighSeraph
08/16/25 7:06:26 AM
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All Eevees are good Eevees

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pegusus123456
08/16/25 7:08:33 AM
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HighSeraph posted...
All Eevees are good Eevees
True.

Some of the Eeveelutions though...you start to understand Damian and Paul

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monkmith
08/16/25 8:54:03 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Espeon > Vaporeon > Jolteon > Flareon > Leafeon > Umbreon >/= Sylveon > Glaceon
i feel personally attacked here...

lorddrakath1522 posted...
It's this thing:

too long didn't read.

Smiffwilm posted...
Or you could have both a Flareon AND a Growlithe?

that's too much fluff

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reincarnator07
08/16/25 9:29:29 AM
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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.

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Error1355
08/16/25 9:55:16 AM
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...guys do not post the graphic sex meme about vaporeon

That was not safe to post here even before the 'hornyposting' changes.

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DB_Insider
08/16/25 9:59:42 AM
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Error1355 posted...
...guys do not post the graphic sex meme about vaporeon

That was not safe to post here even before the 'hornyposting' changes.
Vaperoen is horny on it self

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monkmith
08/16/25 10:03:40 AM
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Error1355 posted...
...guys do not post the graphic sex meme about vaporeon

That was not safe to post here even before the 'hornyposting' changes.
i tried my best mr error to steer the topic away from the filth but it just wasn't enough i'm sorry!

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rexcrk
08/16/25 10:06:42 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/cc435bce.jpg

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SilentSeph
08/16/25 10:15:51 AM
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DuuuDe14 posted...
Espeon is the best


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SydnieStarlight
08/16/25 10:25:03 AM
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It's always been my favorite Eeveelution, ever since my first birthday after the TCG came out and I got the starter deck with a holographic Vaporeon as its main card. Even Sylveon couldn't manage to dethrone it~

...needless to say, I have *an opinion* about the 'pasta, but I can kinda deal. You could say this ain't my first rodeo, since Gardevoir is my #1 favorite.

I keep wanting to, as a joke, do the Vaporeon 'pasta except about Genshin Impact's melusines.

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SuperVegitoFAN
08/16/25 10:27:59 AM
#34:


monkmith posted...
its a neat water type but glaceon is the strongest choice.
Yeah i think Glaceon is my fav.

Like its cry.

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Charged151
08/16/25 10:57:12 AM
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DuuuDe14 posted...
Espeon is the best


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wackyteen
08/16/25 10:59:34 AM
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i don't remember why exactly but I nicknamed my first Vaporeon 'Love' when I was 7.

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Calwings
08/16/25 12:43:32 PM
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I feel bad for people whose favorite Pokemon was Vaporeon before the copypasta tainted its reputation.

HighSeraph posted...
All Eevees are good Eevees

None of the Eeveelutions were ever among my top favorites, but they're all cool. I like Leafeon the most though.

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lorddrakath1522
08/16/25 2:01:05 PM
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Error1355 posted...
...guys do not post the graphic sex meme about vaporeon

That was not safe to post here even before the 'hornyposting' changes.

Actually didn't know that, sorry.

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BlackScythe0
08/16/25 2:34:21 PM
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Calwings posted...
I feel bad for people whose favorite Pokemon was Vaporeon before the copypasta tainted its reputation.

Wasn't my favorite overall but it was my favorite eeveelution and they all rank high.
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qwerti
08/16/25 4:49:50 PM
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ever wonder if houndour is in tha first group of pocket monsters?
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viewmaster_pi
08/16/25 4:51:26 PM
#41:


what if vaporeon was like a walking juul device

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dameon_reaper
08/16/25 5:00:33 PM
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My favorite is Umbreon. I like how bulky it is and I use it for support in tera raids.
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Awakened_Link
08/16/25 5:08:17 PM
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I've never had a Vaporeon on my team in any game. Way better Water-types out there.

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HeroFlyChao
08/16/25 5:18:37 PM
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Vape getting Aurora Beam was always nice for coverage in the early days without having to use your Ice Beam TM. And special-based Bite in FRLG.

My top 3 Eevees are Vaporeon, Leafeon, and Espeon.

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Evening_Dragon
08/16/25 7:36:14 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
what if vaporeon was like a walking juul device

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human-on-pokemon vaping, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokmon for humans? Not only are they in the field group, which is mostly comprised of grasses and weeds, Vaporeon are an average of 303 tall and 63.9 pounds, this means theyre large enough to be able handle human lung capacity, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can pull the longest drags. Due to their mostly water based biology, theres no doubt in my mind that an enthusiastic Vaporeon would be incredibly vaporous, so vaporous that you could easily vape one for hours without having to replace the cartridge. They can also learn the moves Mist, Defog, Scald, Haze, and Trailblaze, along with not having fur to burn, so itd be incredibly easy for one to vape with. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokmon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you use coconut flavor, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human vapes. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cartridges all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

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Charged151
08/16/25 9:57:51 PM
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Careful TC. Some other guy got modded for posting the original version of that. Even changed, still feels risky.

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viewmaster_pi
08/16/25 11:03:53 PM
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lol

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