Current Events > I haven't had sex in like two years. AMA

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archizzy
08/30/25 5:06:50 PM
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How heavy of a class schedule do you have this year? Is this your final year? Or maybe I'm mistaken and you are done with school. I can't really recall you mentioning it much lately but since I work at a University they just started for the year on Monday so it is fresh on my mind.

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Evening_Dragon
08/30/25 5:09:10 PM
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You aight fam

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KiwiTerraRizing
08/30/25 5:09:45 PM
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I once had a pretty big gap for some legit reasons and when I started again I legit was worried if I could be good at it still. Takes a few times to get out of your head and live in the moment.

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monkmith
08/30/25 5:10:40 PM
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have some epic sax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez8m4PXksQs

does this help?

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Puglia77
08/30/25 5:16:35 PM
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That's it? Try 30 years.

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MartavisBryant
08/30/25 5:17:36 PM
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Puglia77 posted...
That's it? Try 30 years.
That's it? Try 34 years (as of tomorrow).

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Smiffwilm
08/30/25 5:17:50 PM
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Try 16-

Puglia77 posted...
That's it? Try 30 years.

Da-

MartavisBryant posted...
That's it? Try 34 years (as of tomorrow).

Damn!


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ROBBAN
08/30/25 5:19:45 PM
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i believe my latest was
October
2018

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gikos
08/30/25 5:20:03 PM
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careful. the no horny police have noticed this topic and are watching

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kingdrake2
08/30/25 5:21:08 PM
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35 years or bust

blue balls etc.

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Dissident_77
08/30/25 5:25:35 PM
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Been about 24 hours

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Awakened_Link
08/30/25 5:26:28 PM
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Why are yall not having sex? Genuinely curious.

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MartavisBryant
08/30/25 5:31:14 PM
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Awakened_Link posted...
Why are yall not having sex? Genuinely curious.
I can't speak for anyone else, but for me, it's a lack of opportunity.

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MotaroRIP619
08/30/25 5:37:28 PM
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I like how he asks for questions and this topic immediately instead becomes its been my whole fucking life for me!

Anyways Ill ask you a question, are you sad that you havent had sex in 2 years and what are you doing to change that?
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KogaSteelfang
08/30/25 5:38:47 PM
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MartavisBryant posted...
That's it? Try 34 years (as of tomorrow).
It'll be 42 for me in 2 weeks.

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McmadnessV3
08/30/25 5:43:39 PM
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Eh, society's emphasis on sex is overdone anyway.

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HighSeraph
08/30/25 5:44:16 PM
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Sex is overrated

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CRON
08/30/25 5:44:24 PM
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I've been in a dry spell for a few years now. I miss intimacy sometimes but I've largely become numb to it. I hope people here don't see their own situations as too much of a bummer. Everyone's having a rough time dating these days.

Awakened_Link posted...
Why are yall not having sex? Genuinely curious.
A triple whammy of overlapping mental/physical health issues I can't afford to take care of, a bad financial situation I can't get myself out of and struggling with existing trauma. The older I get the more undesirable I get and unfortunately I can't simply rely on personality and looks like I used to.

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random_man9119
08/30/25 5:48:41 PM
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Awakened_Link posted...
Why are yall not having sex? Genuinely curious.

Some of us can't even find dates... Sex is out of the question at that point

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Puglia77
08/30/25 5:56:35 PM
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MotaroRIP619 posted...
I like how he asks for questions and this topic immediately instead becomes its been my whole fucking life for me!
Well is 2 years supposed to be a long time? An accomplishment? It's not impressive.

Awakened_Link posted...
Why are yall not having sex? Genuinely curious.
I'm an incel

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TuxedoCyan
08/30/25 5:57:03 PM
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44 year old virgin checking in.

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pedro45
08/30/25 6:03:11 PM
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Been a few years since sex...
I just can't get consistent dates. I think there's just something weird about me.
The other day, I talked up 4 smiley, friendly women. 2 were married, 1 had a boyfriend and 1 was lesbian. That's what they said, cause i know people have a hard time saying no.
I was in a long relationship before this dry spell, and asking people out was much different. I'd get way more no's in the past, rather than all these excuses now.
Anyways, I digress, cause I'm also trying to enjoy being single. This is the longest time I've ever been single and living alone, and it's constantly growing on me. I really wouldn't wanna be alone and not want to be alone, that'd be dreadful.

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Dissident_77
08/30/25 6:04:32 PM
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Dissident_77 posted...
Been about 24 hours
Nevermind. 5 minutes

Married though, so not like it is exciting. It just is.

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Pikachuchupika
08/30/25 6:09:00 PM
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This can be solved very easily. I can't say it here though.
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Dungeater
08/30/25 6:10:17 PM
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it be like that sometimes. i hope it doesnt weigh on u too much

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MotaroRIP619
08/30/25 6:11:30 PM
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Dissident_77 posted...
Nevermind. 5 minutes

Married though, so not like it is exciting. It just is.

Now I know youre lying. Married and youre getting it twice in 24 hours? Did you deflate her afterwards?

I am completely joking by the way. Congrats on a healthy sex life.
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Dissident_77
08/30/25 6:12:26 PM
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MotaroRIP619 posted...
Now I know youre lying. Married and youre getting it twice in 24 hours? Did you deflate her afterwards?
We do like 4 or 5x a week. On vacation atm

And sorry, shouldn't be bragging, especially because I like TC quite a bit.

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MotaroRIP619
08/30/25 6:15:53 PM
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Dissident_77 posted...
We do like 4 or 5x a week. On vacation atm

Thats cool. I think itd be nice to find someone to settle down with again. I was married for 13 years myself and I dont think Id marry again, but I think Im ready for a serious relationship.
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Accolon
08/30/25 6:16:11 PM
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Haven't in 4 years, but I'm married so that makes it worse in some ways.

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Dissident_77
08/30/25 6:19:14 PM
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MotaroRIP619 posted...
Thats cool. I think itd be nice to find someone to settle down with again. I was married for 13 years myself and I dont think Id marry again, but I think Im ready for a serious relationship.
My first marriage was over 16 years. Pretty sure we have had more sex in our less than two year marriage than my entire first one. That one sucked. I didn't know if I would marry again either.

Accolon posted...
Haven't in 4 years, but I'm married so that makes it worse in some ways.
Sorry, man. Think we have discussed that


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MrResetti
08/30/25 6:21:38 PM
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Try last night and you couldn't finish and have to deal with the aftermath of the person you've started seeing think it's a sign that you don't like them
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Dungeater
08/30/25 6:22:54 PM
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MrResetti posted...
Try last night and you couldn't finish and have to deal with the aftermath of the person you've started seeing think it's a sign that you don't like them
oh man thats really rough. its very emotionally immature of the other person. i also find that its the default for most people to fall into that mindset, which just makes you feel shittier. im sorry

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MotaroRIP619
08/30/25 6:27:52 PM
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MrResetti posted...
Try last night and you couldn't finish and have to deal with the aftermath of the person you've started seeing think it's a sign that you don't like them

My very abusive ex-wife was like that. And her being abusive only made things worst.
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DocileOrangeCup
08/30/25 6:29:42 PM
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I haven't had sex in like

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haloiscoolisbak
08/30/25 6:33:52 PM
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My record was like 5 between 23-28. Could barely remember how to kiss by the end

I always got a kick out of really attractive people talking about sex droughts, and you ask how long and they're like "3 months" lol

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rick_alverado
08/30/25 6:41:05 PM
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Awakened_Link posted...
Why are yall not having sex? Genuinely curious.

In my case I just have no interest.

random_man9119 posted...
Some of us can't even find dates... Sex is out of the question at that point

It's definitely possible to have sex without going on a date.
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suchiuomizu
08/30/25 6:43:14 PM
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Awakened_Link posted...
Why are yall not having sex? Genuinely curious.

Not going to go into details. I had one girlfriend in my early 20s, in the early 2000s, since then I have had no luck due to a number of personal issues that combined pretty kill any chance of me being very appealing and after a number of years dropped the stress of trying.

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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy
08/30/25 6:44:14 PM
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I'm in the same boat. I haven't had sex in over 2 years for a very obvious reason. >_>

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wanderingshade
08/30/25 6:50:36 PM
#43:


Awakened_Link posted...
Why are yall not having sex? Genuinely curious.


Trying Bumble and 100% of the people swiping right on ME are just... they're not for me. Respectfully decline. Not to mention 0 interaction on Hinge in almost 2 months. And I HAVE been using Roses and absolute silence.

Tinder might be more for freakin', but I kind of want to build a relationship first? And well, maybe Bumble and Hinge would be working better if I had a job instead of having to hide it or put "Unemployed" in the field, because I'm pretty sure that's dating site repellent for everyone not trying to smash.

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KogaSteelfang
08/30/25 6:54:43 PM
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Awakened_Link posted...
Why are yall not having sex? Genuinely curious.
I'm not worth being with, so no one's chosen to be with me.

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Dissident_77
08/30/25 7:00:51 PM
#46:


haloiscoolisbak posted...
I always got a kick out of really attractive people talking about sex droughts, and you ask how long and they're like "3 months" lol
I mean, once I started actively dating after my divorce, 3 months would have been an eternity. And I am not *really* attractive, but I probably spent like 2 hours a day swiping and messaging, not to mention all the time spent going out and meeting people. It was like a full time job, so it was definitely about effort and a numbers game.

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random_man9119
08/30/25 7:02:06 PM
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rick_alverado posted...
It's definitely possible to have sex without going on a date

I just meant if some of us can't even do the bare minimum and get dates, I don't know how we'd get sex besides like paying for it... Which I think is more sad than just not having sex...

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boomgetchopped3
08/30/25 7:07:26 PM
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What was the sex like when you had it?

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NoxObscuras
08/30/25 7:14:08 PM
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Are you okay Marvel? It does seem like it's weighing on you.

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wanderingshade
08/30/25 7:29:28 PM
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haloiscoolisbak posted...
I always got a kick out of really attractive people talking about sex droughts, and you ask how long and they're like "3 months" lol

This is going to sound unfair, but I feel like genuinely attractive people are used to only having things not work out for them for a very short time, especially socially, before it just seems to correct itself out of nowhere. So 90 days for something like that is "GOD IT'S BEEN FOREVER I CAN'T TAKE IT" for them.

The only thing they have to contend with in turn is jealousy, not being taken seriously and feeling like an imposter (sometimes).

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