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MotaroRIP619
08/31/25 3:55:50 PM
#51:


I dont expect my partner to be clinching their cheeks in gastrointestinal pain because theyre holding their farts in all the time, but I also dont find it attractive when people fart loudly and deliberately either. Id just assume someone does it privately if possible and that is a reasonable boundary to have.

I think everyone understands that farting is a human function and their partner is going to fart, burp, and whatnot from time to time. Its not what you do, its how you do it.
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Dungeater
08/31/25 3:57:16 PM
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Error1355 posted...
Your username is more 'awful' than my post if we're pearl clutching.
my username is a character in a video game. i dont pearl clutch, what you said was very rude and unnecessary

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MotaroRIP619
08/31/25 3:57:39 PM
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Error1355 posted...
Your username is more 'awful' than my post if we're pearl clutching.

Oh its one of those fun mods.
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Dungeater
08/31/25 3:58:01 PM
#54:


MotaroRIP619 posted...
I dont expect my partner to be clinching their cheeks in gastrointestinal pain because theyre holding their farts in all the time, but I also dont find it attractive when people fart loudly and deliberately either. Id just assume someone does it privately if possible and that is a reasonable boundary to have.

I think everyone understands that farting is a human function and their partner is going to fart, burp, and whatnot from time to time. Its not what you do, its how you do it.
yeah like, why are the proponents being so...aggressive

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MotaroRIP619
08/31/25 4:00:11 PM
#55:


Dungeater posted...
yeah like, why are the proponents being so...aggressive

The smell of their own farts and their partners farts has gotten to them over the years and made them a little aggressive.
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DuuuDe14
08/31/25 4:01:39 PM
#56:


If you can't fart around your partner are you even in love?

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Dungeater
08/31/25 4:01:50 PM
#57:


MotaroRIP619 posted...
The smell of their own farts and their partners farts has gotten to them over the years and made them a little aggressive.
idk. it seems more like they feel attacked so are coming in attacking. but i dont realize what i said that would come off as an attack

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Sundercles
08/31/25 4:02:25 PM
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Dungeater posted...
my username is a character in a video game.
This character:
https://youtu.be/NTf2QsvOMUA?si=-6uB_-m6pFlyz2KS


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divot1338
08/31/25 4:03:04 PM
#59:


lol

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Dungeater
08/31/25 4:04:46 PM
#60:


Sundercles posted...
This character:
https://youtu.be/NTf2QsvOMUA?si=-6uB_-m6pFlyz2KS
he's called dung eater because in japanese folklore, the soul is a small orb located in ones colon. dung eater eats their soul, preventing them from reincarnation via the erdtree and grace of gold. he replaces it with an omen fetish, which ensures that a persons reincarnated lineage will be born cursed in anguish. he's quite evil and deranged, one of my favorite characters in elden ring. all the mending rune people are really cool

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MotaroRIP619
08/31/25 4:06:06 PM
#61:


Dungeater posted...
he's called dung eater because in japanese folklore, the soul is a small orb located in ones colon. dung eater eats their soul, preventing them from reincarnation via the erdtree and grace of gold. he replaces it with an omen fetish, which ensures that a persons reincarnated lineage will be born cursed in anguish. he's quite evil and deranged, one of my favorite characters in elden ring. all the mending rune people are really cool

I wondered where you got that gross name from lol, its actually really cool

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DrizztLink
08/31/25 4:06:38 PM
#62:


Dungeater posted...
he replaces it with an omen fetish
so this dude eats ass for fetish reasons

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Sundercles
08/31/25 4:07:55 PM
#63:


Dungeater posted...
he's called dung eater because in japanese folklore, the soul is a small orb located in ones colon. dung eater eats their soul, preventing them from reincarnation via the erdtree and grace of gold. he replaces it with an omen fetish, which ensures that a persons reincarnated lineage will be born cursed in anguish. he's quite evil and deranged, one of my favorite characters in elden ring. all the mending rune people are really cool
I know all that, as Kappas are one of my favorite cryptids (played one in D&D who was obsessed with stealing souls) and Ive been playing FromSoftware games since the original Kings Field.

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Dungeater
08/31/25 4:08:01 PM
#64:


DrizztLink posted...
so this dude eats ass for fetish reasons
no, a "fetish" as in a small occult object

he doesnt eat it out of them. he rips it out of them

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Dungeater
08/31/25 4:08:34 PM
#65:


Sundercles posted...
I know all that, as Kappas are one of my favorite cryptids (played one in D&D who was obsessed with stealing souls) and Ive been playing FromSoftware games since the original Kings Field.
noice. that was more an explanation in general since the topic came up

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Dungeater
08/31/25 4:09:33 PM
#67:


MotaroRIP619 posted...
I wondered where you got that gross name from lol, its actually really cool
yea naturally those who witness him doing his defilement will just assuming he's sick in a much different, but still awful way

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Sundercles
08/31/25 4:15:10 PM
#68:


Dungeater posted...
noice. that was more an explanation in general since the topic came up
I figured. Ive made jokes about your username before. Just wanted to let you know I get it too and Im just lightly razzing ya.

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Dungeater
08/31/25 4:16:52 PM
#69:


thanks homie

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El_Dustino
08/31/25 4:17:42 PM
#70:


Sundercles posted...
Do you hide from your partner when youre eating dung too?
My favorite post in this topic

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BlazinBlue88
08/31/25 4:18:55 PM
#71:


Loves chili
Hates farts

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emblem-man
08/31/25 4:20:37 PM
#72:


I'm with TC here

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divot1338
08/31/25 4:25:28 PM
#73:


Look nobody [normal] wants to get farted on. But expecting your partner to clap their cheeks, run outside and fart into the wind is childish.

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Dungeater
08/31/25 4:27:42 PM
#74:


i make no such demands or expectations. everyone is their own person. i dont know why people are getting so extra with their interpretations of what im saying

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Dissident_77
08/31/25 4:32:05 PM
#76:


divot1338 posted...
Look nobody [normal] wants to get farted on. But expecting your partner to clap their cheeks, run outside and fart into the wind is childish.
I just never have that much pressing need. Holding it is easy

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divot1338
08/31/25 4:34:48 PM
#77:


Dissident_77 posted...
I just never have that much pressing need. Holding it is easy
Time makes fools of us all.

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Dissident_77
08/31/25 4:36:41 PM
#78:


divot1338 posted...
Time makes fools of us all.
Older than most of y'all

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Dungeater
08/31/25 4:39:32 PM
#79:


ive also almost never had any trouble. there have been dire times where ive said something like "im sorry, im feeling ill and may pass gas" and then do so. but thats been very, very rare. like maybe twice in almost 3 years

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Error1355
08/31/25 4:39:37 PM
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I thought we were talking about farts, not dicks.

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Tyranthraxus
08/31/25 4:41:28 PM
#81:


Dungeater posted...
i make no such demands or expectations. everyone is their own person. i dont know why people are getting so extra with their interpretations of what im saying

Since you have apparently never experienced abdominal gas pain before I think it's fair to say I don't know what kind of responses you're expecting from us.

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JadeBaby
08/31/25 4:41:54 PM
#82:


Well.. this is quite the topic.

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Dungeater
08/31/25 4:41:57 PM
#83:


Tyranthraxus posted...
Since you have apparently never experienced abdominal gas pain before I think it's fair to say I don't know what kind of responses you're expecting from us.

certainly not attacks, thats for sure

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Dissident_77
08/31/25 4:42:30 PM
#84:


Tyranthraxus posted...
Since you have apparently never experienced abdominal gas pain before I think it's fair to say I don't know what kind of responses you're expecting from us.
I have experienced it. I go the bathroom.

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divot1338
08/31/25 4:45:56 PM
#85:


Just get a dog. They dont even defend themselves when you blame it on them.

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Chadawah
08/31/25 4:47:37 PM
#86:


Your username is "dung eater," but you don't like farts? Something isn't adding up.

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divot1338
08/31/25 4:49:03 PM
#87:


Chadawah posted...
Your username is "dung eater," but you don't like farts? Something isn't adding up.
It doesnt mean dungeater in the traditional sense.

Its a Japanese monster who eats your soul out through your butthole.

Totally different.

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Dungeater
08/31/25 4:49:59 PM
#88:


?

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DrizztLink
08/31/25 4:50:22 PM
#90:


divot1338 posted...
Its a Japanese
monster who eats your soul out
from through your butthole.
ftfy

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MotaroRIP619
08/31/25 4:50:42 PM
#91:


I have never met anyone in my life that just couldnt hold their farts in the way its seemingly being described here.
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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy
08/31/25 4:52:03 PM
#92:


I mean... what about when your partner is sick? Do you hold their hair, rub their back while they vomit?

I've had to help my late wife onto and off the toilet before. Went into the shower together and I had to clean her body for her because she couldn't.

It's not glamorous, but that is a part of supporting those you love. Farts are NOTHING.

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Dissident_77
08/31/25 4:53:09 PM
#93:


MotaroRIP619 posted...
I have never met anyone in my life that just couldnt hold their farts in the way its seemingly being described here.
Seriously

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MrFingers07
08/31/25 4:53:27 PM
#94:


Some people are just that comfortable around each other and they probably don't have any farts that smell.

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Dungeater
08/31/25 4:54:03 PM
#95:


Jeff_AKA_Snoopy posted...
I mean... what about when your partner is sick? Do you hold their hair, rub their back while they vomit?
of course, without hesitation or grievance. that doesnt mean i like or want to be farted around in regular circumstances.

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MotaroRIP619
08/31/25 4:54:34 PM
#96:


Jeff_AKA_Snoopy posted...
I mean... what about when your partner is sick? Do you hold their hair, rub their back while they vomit?

I've had to help my late wife onto and off the toilet before. Went into the shower together and I had to clean her body for her because she couldn't.

It's not glamorous, but that is a part of supporting those you love. Farts are NOTHING.

If you read the topic its literally been said multiple times that the spirit of the discussion is people that habitually fart in front of their partners. Like lifting their leg to rip ass in front of each other, Dutch ovening, that type of scenario I am sure.

Taking care of a sick partner is not included and should never even be a consideration.

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Cory898
08/31/25 4:59:09 PM
#97:


I only read the first dozen or so posts but Jfc, one person basically said live and let live and TC immediately acted like they were under attack for their opinions on the subject. Proselytize? lol, you jumped to that word over literally nothing.

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Dungeater
08/31/25 5:01:14 PM
#98:


Cory898 posted...
I only read the first dozen or so posts but Jfc, one person basically said live and let live and TC immediately acted like they were under attack for their opinions on the subject. Proselytize? lol, you jumped to that word over literally nothing.
i didnt act like i was getting attack til well after that, because irontusk wasnt attacking me. proselytize was a perfectly appropriate word for it, because thats what they did. they straight up acknowledge this. and i dont need to be converted to anything

i would caution ascribing tone to my posts - just go by what im saying. 99.99% of the time i have a completely neutral affect while typing

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Paragon21XX
08/31/25 5:03:40 PM
#99:


How can you say you love him if you won't even smell his farts?

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divot1338
08/31/25 5:05:21 PM
#100:


Paragon21XX posted...
How can you say you love him if you won't even smell his farts?
Farting means never having to say I love you.

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