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Dungeater
08/31/25 1:29:21 PM
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my partner is one. ive voiced that i dislike it but if he's feeling bloated or unwell im not gonna demand he accommodate me. but even then it happens several times daily, grosses me out every time but im not gonna shame anyone over it

apparently some people have this degree of incontinence where "it just slips out"? incontinence is a strong word, i just dk what else to call it

@Asherlee10 i kno u vibe w/ me on this

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Strider102
08/31/25 1:30:54 PM
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Sounds like the perfect partner to me

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IronTusk
08/31/25 1:33:14 PM
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My wife and I would die if we couldn't fart in front of each other and laugh about it. Just be free. Life is too short.
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Dungeater
08/31/25 1:34:09 PM
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why do the people who pass gas in front of each other always feel the need to proselytize? its a little weird of a thing to proselytize, isnt it?

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Strider102
08/31/25 1:34:44 PM
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Dungeater posted...
why do the people who pass gas in front of each other always feel the need to proselytize? its a little weird of a thing to proselytize, isnt it?

Because it's fun

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IronTusk
08/31/25 1:34:55 PM
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'Cause it's just basic human body functions
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Tyranthraxus
08/31/25 1:36:05 PM
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It's not necessarily that it "slips out" but holding it in can be very painful.

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Dungeater
08/31/25 1:36:10 PM
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IronTusk posted...
'Cause it's just basic human body functions
i dont proselytize any body functions

and if you read my OP, you would see that i dont shame anyone for it. i voiced my discomfort and moved on

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Dungeater
08/31/25 1:36:25 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
It's not necessarily that it "slips out" but holding it in can be very painful.
hold up - painful?

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DrizztLink
08/31/25 1:37:53 PM
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Dungeater posted...
hold up - painful?
For me, sure.

My immune system has been trying to eat my intestinal lining since the Clinton administration.

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SpawnShadow
08/31/25 1:44:48 PM
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So bring them to a gastroenterologist.

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Dungeater
08/31/25 1:46:00 PM
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SpawnShadow posted...
So bring them to a gastroenterologist.
his gut health is fine. he's far from the only partner/friend I've had like this

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rick_alverado
08/31/25 1:47:26 PM
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When you gotta fart, you gotta fart. The only real solution would be finding out why it happens so frequently, and dealing with that if possible. Could be diet, could be medical issues, could be...well those are the only two things I can really think of, although that second category itself includes a bunch of possibilities.
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Ooooooranges
08/31/25 1:49:11 PM
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Dungeater posted...
i dont proselytize any body functions

and if you read my OP, you would see that i dont shame anyone for it. i voiced my discomfort and moved on

If you had moved on you wouldn't have posted this thread. You're just shaming in a subtle way.

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ai123
08/31/25 1:51:00 PM
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I agree.

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Dungeater
08/31/25 1:52:18 PM
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Ooooooranges posted...
If you had moved on you wouldn't have posted this thread. You're just shaming in a subtle way.
why is it whenever i make a vent thread i have to explain the concept of "context" to someone

see, when i say "moved on" it was with respect to my relationship. i dont badger or shame my husband about this, i let him be at peace. its his home too and i love him dearly. a somewhat discomfort is a small price to pay - if it would impact his life in a negative way to excuse himself to pass gas elsewhere, then i dont want that

swear to god. sometimes feels like im the only adult here

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Tyranthraxus
08/31/25 1:52:57 PM
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Dungeater posted...
hold up - painful?

You've never had stomach pains from gas before? It's basically the same thing just a different part of your intestines.

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Dungeater
08/31/25 1:53:11 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
You've never had stomach pains from gas before? It's basically the same thing just a different part of your intestines.
i have not

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Tyranthraxus
08/31/25 1:54:32 PM
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Dungeater posted...
i have not
Ok well it hurts a lot and it's tolerable for a short time if you absolutely have to but it's not something I'd do if I didn't have to.

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Dungeater
08/31/25 1:55:29 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Ok well it hurts a lot and it's tolerable for a short time if you absolutely have to but it's not something I'd do if I didn't have to.
ok, im sorry to hear that. i don't live with you and that doesnt apply to my husband though

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DrizztLink
08/31/25 1:55:53 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Never met a Seventh Day Flatulent?

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Strider102
08/31/25 1:57:41 PM
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You've never got an acceptance letter from the First Methodist Gaseous Church of Stank?

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Dissident_77
08/31/25 2:05:29 PM
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My wife and I have never done so when by each other

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Dungeater
08/31/25 2:21:12 PM
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thats the way

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ChocoboMogALT
08/31/25 2:23:43 PM
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TC is just an uber prude. It's a natural bodily function. Go raise some farm animals or children or something, desensitize yourself.
It's ironic you think other people are proselytizing when you're the most prescriptive about your preferences.

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BucketCat
08/31/25 2:24:37 PM
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thats why I spent three years in the mountains training myself in the ways of the silent fart.

I could be farting right now and nobody would know it.

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Dungeater
08/31/25 2:26:47 PM
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ChocoboMogALT posted...
TC is just an uber prude. It's a natural bodily function. Go raise some farm animals or children or something, desensitize yourself.
It's ironic you think other people are proselytizing when you're the most prescriptive about your preferences.
i am not a prude, and i am not espousing any view that others should adhere to. you and others, however, are

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MotaroRIP619
08/31/25 2:30:06 PM
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I think its gross too. I would have to talk to my partner if they kept ripping ass in front of me, and if they set that example in front of my son. Thats not the type of man I have been raising him to be.
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ChocoboMogALT
08/31/25 2:32:21 PM
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Dungeater posted...
i am not a prude, and i am not espousing any view that others should adhere to. you and others, however, are
Almost everyone thinks they're not a prude, but you're one of the most prudish people I've ever met.
I'm not saying you should or shouldn't fart in front of your partner, live how you want. But I am saying it's healthy to get over the squeamishness of it.

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Dungeater
08/31/25 2:34:50 PM
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ChocoboMogALT posted...
Almost everyone thinks they're not a prude, but you're one of the most prudish people I've ever met.
...are you well? you straight up arent making sense. you haven't met me

MotaroRIP619 posted...
I think its gross too. I would have to talk to my partner if they kept ripping ass in front of me, and if they set that example in front of my son. Thats not the type of man I have been raising him to be.
i feel you. as i said, ultimately i can live with it. ive said my piece and if he cant abide, so be it. he's made other, larger compromises so i know this isnt simply out of lack of manners/consideration

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Dissident_77
08/31/25 2:36:10 PM
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ChocoboMogALT posted...
TC is just an uber prude. It's a natural bodily function. Go raise some farm animals or children or something, desensitize yourself.
It's ironic you think other people are proselytizing when you're the most prescriptive about your preferences.
What is prudish about that? Like my wife and I are kinky as hell, the opposite of prudish. That has nothing to do with farting.

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Dungeater
08/31/25 2:38:38 PM
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Dissident_77 posted...
What is prudish about that? Like my wife and I are kinky as hell, the opposite of prudish. That has nothing to do with farting.
prude can also mean excessively concerned with "proper conduct" or something

but this also clearly isnt that, unless you dont read anything i wrote and just make up some phantom version of me

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NoxObscuras
08/31/25 2:44:32 PM
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Because sometimes you just need to fart. When I first start relationships, I do try to hide it. I'll hold it to the point that it hurts, until I can run to the bathroom to fart it out. But that's just the beginning phase when we're trying to appear perfect all the time. But as I get more comfortable and trusting of my partner, it's not as big a deal. I'm comfortable with her, and I trust her enough that I know she won't make me feel ashamed of my bodily functions.

So just see it as your husband trusting you enough to let his guard down around you and let you see his imperfections.

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Dungeater
08/31/25 2:46:39 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
Because sometimes you just need to fart. When I first start relationships, I do try to hide it. I'll hold it to the point that it hurts, until I can run to the bathroom to fart it out. But that's just the beginning phase when we're trying to appear perfect all the time. But as I get more comfortable and trusting of my partner, it's not as big a deal. I'm comfortable with her, and I trust her enough that I know she won't make me feel ashamed of my bodily functions.

So just see it as your husband trusting you enough to let his guard down around you and let you see his imperfections.
all things i have considered - it is not that. it's just the way he was raised and the friends he's grown up with. it's just normal for him

i am autistic. so is he. we are more or less exactly the same as 2 and a half years ago when we started. we dont go for that whole "lets be fake at the start of the relationship" convention that many seem to have to phase out of

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MrResetti
08/31/25 2:57:00 PM
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It can be fun and it can be gross, it's contextual.

Being continuously farted on in the bed after waking up while they're half asleep - nasty.

Blaming the dog or the baby during the day - kind of funny
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divot1338
08/31/25 3:29:01 PM
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When I fart I dont talk about it afterwards.

It stays in the past like the smell.

Also why would you open your mouth right after a fart?

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mustachedmystic
08/31/25 3:31:23 PM
#38:


Dungeater posted...
incontinence is a strong word
its also the wrong word. Incontinence is the inability to hold ones urine.

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Hayame_Zero
08/31/25 3:33:52 PM
#39:


I fart constantly, and I still have never intentionally farted in front of my wife to the point of her hearing it. Been together for over seven years, and just the thought of it embarrasses me.

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PraetorXyn
08/31/25 3:40:55 PM
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Because getting up and walking into a different room to try and hide basic bodily functions is childish and stupid. At least if youre in the privacy of your own home. If it8s in a nice restaurant in a date, obviously theres a time and a place.

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Dungeater
08/31/25 3:41:38 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
its also the wrong word. Incontinence is the inability to hold ones urine.
whats the word for fecal incontinence?


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divot1338
08/31/25 3:42:15 PM
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Dungeater posted...
whats the word for fecal incontinence?
Nasty

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DrizztLink
08/31/25 3:42:27 PM
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Dungeater posted...
whats the word for fecal incontinence?
Surprisingly enough:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_incontinence

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Dungeater
08/31/25 3:44:53 PM
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PraetorXyn posted...
Because getting up and walking into a different room to try and hide basic bodily functions is childish and stupid. At least if youre in the privacy of your own home. If it8s in a nice restaurant in a date, obviously theres a time and a place.
how is it childish and stupid to excuse oneself to another room for a second? did you mean to choose different words?

Hayame_Zero posted...
I fart constantly, and I still have never intentionally farted in front of my wife to the point of her hearing it. Been together for over seven years, and just the thought of it embarrasses me.
same. i have IBS and can be very gassy. i just get up to the restroom, relieve myself, then return. if im watching a movie or doing something togethee, i just hold it until an organic break

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Dungeater
08/31/25 3:45:05 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Surprisingly enough:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_incontinence
ha!

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Error1355
08/31/25 3:46:50 PM
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I feel bad that you have to pretend to not be human next to your partner lol.

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Cornmuffins
08/31/25 3:48:19 PM
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I'm the same way. My first serious relationship I was at Target or something and told her (after a couple weeks of dating) that I had to tell her something. I had to fart and needed to excuse myself down another aisle. She thought it was hilarious and started ripping out farts all the time after. Gross

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Dungeater
08/31/25 3:49:57 PM
#48:


Error1355 posted...
I feel bad that you have to pretend to not be human next to your partner lol.
how are responses like this in any way warranted? what an awful thing to say


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Sundercles
08/31/25 3:55:25 PM
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Do you hide from your partner when youre eating dung too?

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Error1355
08/31/25 3:55:37 PM
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Dungeater posted...
how are responses like this in any way warranted? what an awful thing to say

Your username is more 'awful' than my post if we're pearl clutching.

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