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ShineboxPhil
08/31/25 10:36:04 PM
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https://youtube.com/shorts/DUNgOLCoeiE

Buttering your korn addiction at a live korn concert is pretty wild

https://nypost.com/2025/08/30/us-news/concert-creep-caught-masturbating-during-korns-metlife-show/

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SSJGrimReaper
08/31/25 10:38:22 PM
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he's coming undone

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TheGoldenEel
08/31/25 10:38:37 PM
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The stereogum headline and comments section for this story was incredible

https://www.stereogum.com/2321255/korn-concertgoer-beat-up-then-ejected-for-public-mastu%D1%8Fbation/news/#card-comments-section

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AuthenticZac
08/31/25 10:41:26 PM
#4:


Beating me down
Beating me, beating me
Down, down
Into the ground
Screaming some sound
Beating me, beating me
Down, down
Into the ground

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Evening_Dragon
08/31/25 10:44:02 PM
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bro confused the k with a p, get this man an optometrist

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viewmaster_pi
08/31/25 10:45:18 PM
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who up freakin they leash

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monkmith
08/31/25 10:45:30 PM
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wouldn't get away with that shit at a khorne concert...

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not_KDTProjekt
08/31/25 10:45:46 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6627091f.jpg

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TheGoldenEel
08/31/25 10:47:41 PM
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not_KDTProjekt posted...

lmfao

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DragulaRULEZ
08/31/25 10:54:02 PM
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I wish this was Slipknot so I could do a Slipnutz reference.

https://youtu.be/j5QN4S8Gg50?t=55

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Ultima_Fury
08/31/25 10:57:28 PM
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https://youtu.be/LD1aFB8Aeeo
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imagine606
08/31/25 10:58:26 PM
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Hes just being a guy!
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__aCEr__
08/31/25 10:59:38 PM
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It's always embarrassing when you're caught watching korn.

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LordFarquad1312
08/31/25 11:01:25 PM
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kooner

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imagine606
08/31/25 11:07:04 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
It's always embarrassing when you're caught watching korn.
To be fair, I went to see them live once..in 1998.
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AgentCoulson
08/31/25 11:16:05 PM
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What's the lore behind the dude that hopped down several rows to bop the sicko? Does he show up to every public masturbation event?

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DrizztLink
08/31/25 11:17:28 PM
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god damn it this ain't husking season Cletus

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XxKrazyChaosxX
08/31/25 11:21:55 PM
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AgentCoulson posted...
What's the lore behind the dude that hopped down several rows to bop the sicko? Does he show up to every public masturbation event?

He lost his parents in a dark alley to a masturbator.

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Solar_Crimson
08/31/25 11:51:29 PM
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OP Vid's gone, but not sure if I want to see it.

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BlackScythe0
08/31/25 11:53:45 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
OP Vid's gone, but not sure if I want to see it.

It was a series of clips. It appears to show a dude jerking his right hand. The camera angle just shows his back but the action is pretty clear. Then it cuts and shows a random dude running down like 10 rows to I suspect punch him from behind the actual punch was cut from the video if I recall correctly. Then it cuts to show him getting arrested.
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monkmith
08/31/25 11:56:55 PM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
It was a series of clips. It appears to show a dude jerking his right hand. The camera angle just shows his back but the action is pretty clear. Then it cuts and shows a random dude running down like 10 rows to punch him from behind. Then it cuts to show him getting arrested.
honestly the punch was very very stupid. a hit to the head like that can kill someone, the guy was being disgusting but the puncher could have come away with a manslaughter charge if he was unlucky.

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Cassie
08/31/25 11:57:12 PM
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No Helmet In The Bush reference?

yall slackin

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KainWind
09/01/25 12:00:00 AM
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monkmith posted...
honestly the punch was very very stupid. a hit to the head like that can kill someone, the guy was being disgusting but the puncher could have come away with a manslaughter charge if he was unlucky.

Maybe the victim of the punch wasn't of sound mind to begin with but he looked really out of it after that hit.

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monkmith
09/01/25 12:03:53 AM
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KainWind posted...
Maybe the victim of the punch wasn't of sound mind to begin with but he looked really out of it after that hit.
and hilariously he could probably bring a civil suit against the puncher if he can prove something like a concussion from it. i doubt he will, who's willingly going to go into court and have that video played as evidence? but he probably could.

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furb
09/01/25 12:25:16 AM
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All day he dreams about you know what

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_Valigarmanda_
09/01/25 12:29:12 AM
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https://youtu.be/KEyxr6skDZU?si=7P71yG-Dip2i-vQK

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solosnake
09/01/25 12:43:02 AM
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wow, korn is still making new music. That's cool.

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solosnake
09/01/25 12:51:41 AM
#29:


ALL MY LIFE WHO AM Ii!?

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Prestoff
09/01/25 12:54:03 AM
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This is what happens when CEmen can't horny post anymore!

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nocturnal_traveler
09/01/25 12:56:37 AM
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I see the freak, but where's the leash?

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CRON
09/01/25 1:04:48 AM
#32:


Solar_Crimson posted...
OP Vid's gone, but not sure if I want to see it.
Quick rundown:

Clearly intoxicated and/or mentally compromised guy was filmed deeding from behind

Clearly double digit IQ guy in a Spirit Halloween 80s punk costume walks down a row or two and sucker punches the guy from behind to the surprise of multiple dissheveled Elder Millennials and three Zoomers that looked lost

Event staff and police carry the creep out through the mostly empty upper section while he looks like he's drifting in and out of consciousness

Butt rock concert presumably continues

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Rika_Furude
09/01/25 1:12:10 AM
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I didnt catch the video but yeah, both people belong in jail for obvious reasons
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AgentCoulson
09/01/25 1:16:53 AM
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The vid in OP's link still works btw.


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The_Wheelman1
09/01/25 1:46:17 AM
#35:


Prestoff posted...
This is what happens when CEmen can't horny post anymore!
More like korny posting am I rite?

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DrizztLink
09/01/25 2:04:22 AM
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CRON posted...
Butt rock concert presumably continues
Arguably the greatest tragedy of them all.

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