Current Events > Hypnotist Who Claimed He Could Enlarge Boobs with Mind Is Now Green Party Leader

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Humble_Novice
09/03/25 4:48:52 AM
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https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/sep/02/green-party-step-into-unknown-zack-polanski-leader
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d4a0b7c4.jpg
Gentlemen, if you want bigger pecs, feel free to support this guy.
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Foppe
09/03/25 5:18:23 AM
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I promise to raise the average bust size in this country if you elect me!

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Humble_Novice
09/03/25 5:33:32 AM
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Foppe posted...
I promise to raise the average bust size in this country if you elect me!
To think his opponents would make it sound like such a bad thing.
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mustachedmystic
09/03/25 5:41:43 AM
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https://youtu.be/bbvtnB3jUtk?si=guR5ZdyqFL3mftp_

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Distant_Rainbow
09/03/25 5:53:51 AM
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"If you elect me, I will ensure that the British will be able to enjoy their large... tracts of land!"

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JE19426
09/03/25 6:32:10 AM
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To be clear, he is the leader of the Green Party of England and Wales. Scotland has their own Green Party, as does Northern Ireland.
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UnfairRepresent
09/03/25 6:36:55 AM
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JE19426 posted...
To be clear, he is the leader of the Green Party of England and Wales. Scotland has their own Green Party, as does Northern Ireland.
Scotland is pretty much Bender doing the "I'll do my own x with blackjack and hookers" while suckling from England's much stronger infrastructure and economy

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Funkydog
09/03/25 6:41:17 AM
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The Green Party forgetting they aren't the Raving Monster Looney Party? Must be a day that ends in Y.

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ArchNemo
09/03/25 7:12:45 AM
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Foppe posted...
I promise to raise the average bust size in this country if you elect me!

The hero we deserve, but not the one we need.

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el_cheato
09/04/25 10:57:30 AM
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Foppe posted...
I promise to raise the average bust size in this country if you elect me!
okay well maybe lets hear him out

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MotaroRIP619
09/04/25 10:58:37 AM
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What else can he enlarge?
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WingsOfGood
09/04/25 11:00:25 AM
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don't click!

if you read any quotes from him you are already hypnotized to vote for him!
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Metal_Gear_Raxis
09/04/25 11:11:12 AM
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The Green Party is such a fucking joke. And I have someone on CE tagged Pro Green Party.

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wanderingshade
09/04/25 11:12:31 AM
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He'll turn all the A cups into B cups, and all the B cups into C cups!

Modestly sized breasts for all!

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BB_mofo
09/04/25 11:20:02 AM
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Holy shit, is this the same guy I think it is.

Back in 1982, there was a news mockumentary show called "Real People". It had Fred Willard and that kid Ralphie from "A Christmas Story" as members of the cast. One of the people Fred Willard interviewed was this hypnotist who claimed he could make women's breasts larger. The spot ended with Fred Willard signing off and then the camera panning away to show that he had enormous breasts.

That would be wild if it were truly the same guy.

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saspa
09/04/25 11:26:23 AM
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mustachedmystic posted...
https://youtu.be/bbvtnB3jUtk?si=guR5ZdyqFL3mftp_

This why I like the internet, stumbling across goofy catchy music like this that I would never have encountered otherwise. Adding to playlist for later

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feraldrgn
09/04/25 11:33:03 AM
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Jokes aside:
Polanski will be under pressure to show he has not just the patter but also the judgment, with some eyebrows raised by his call in May for the UK to consider leaving Nato, which was not in the manifesto.
No thanks.

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