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YugiNoob
09/08/25 7:40:23 AM
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Oh yikes. Sometimes you just can't change someone's mind. Usually when something horrible happens to someone close to them, it can be an eye-opener. But if sending her own brother to the hospital didn't do it, she may never accept the truth.

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vigorm0rtis
09/08/25 7:45:29 AM
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Ostracize her so hard that she has to make a choice to behave like an adult or not see people she cares about again.
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bnui_ransder
09/08/25 7:47:06 AM
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I feel like the only way she would accept it is to be in a life threatening allergic situation herself and that's a no

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KogaSteelfang
09/08/25 7:51:24 AM
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Roll her in poison ivy and release mosquitos on her. The itchiness and rash are allergic reactions. See if she likes that.

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ai123
09/08/25 7:55:29 AM
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She's probably a lost cause.

Treat her as if everything she does 'may contain nuts'.

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pinky0926
09/08/25 7:55:58 AM
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Gosh, your mother must be old, considering the formal classification of allergies was introduced in the early 1900s and hippocrates wrote about them several thousand years ago.

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boomgetchopped3
09/08/25 7:57:20 AM
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If this wasnt real it would be a great plot in a dark comedy

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Glob
09/08/25 8:01:17 AM
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Id genuinely just refuse to have her in the house or attend anything shes at until she stops being an idiot.
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Aressar
09/08/25 8:05:04 AM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
Roll her in poison ivy and release mosquitos on her. The itchiness and rash are allergic reactions. See if she likes that.

Her reaction would likely be "noooooo that's different"

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Glob
09/08/25 8:07:26 AM
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Aressar posted...
Her reaction would likely be "noooooo that's different"

In fairness to her, shes right. Theyre not food allergies.
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Tenaku
09/08/25 8:13:01 AM
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Does she and her family have a family doctor? One that she actually listens to?
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monkmith
09/08/25 8:21:34 AM
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Tenaku posted...
Does she and her family have a family doctor? One that she actually listens to?
someone who tries to kill her brother with a food allergy either doesn't have a family doctor or doesn't listen to them. or they're a jackass who believes the same bullshit she does.

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KogaSteelfang
09/08/25 8:38:52 AM
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Glob posted...
In fairness to her, shes right. Theyre not food allergies.
You can eat them.

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Glob
09/08/25 8:39:53 AM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
You can eat them.

I wouldnt recommend it.
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ReturnOfDevsman
09/08/25 8:44:17 AM
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So... She acknowledges that they exist, then.

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Villain_S_Fiend
09/08/25 8:48:17 AM
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I'd close her out of any involvement in meal prep as a rule. If she offers to make something, say "no thank you"; if she brings a dish to a get-together, it gets set to the side and left untouched. If she gets upset about it, tell her straight up that her refusal to learn her way out of her delusion makes her dangerous, so she's cut off from feeding people.

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JoeDangIt
09/08/25 8:49:05 AM
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Sounds like she should be committed.
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
09/08/25 8:51:07 AM
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You don't go near her or let your kids near her and you warn people to stay away from her. Yeah it fucking sucks, but she's nuts. She will end up sending someone to the hospital.

she will get all defensive and somehow turn it into you guys being the ones attacking her when you stop visiting and contacting her, but you'll know the truth.

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HighSeraph
09/08/25 8:51:25 AM
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JoeDangIt posted...
Sounds like she should be committed.
This, she's clearly a threat to others if she's introducing allergens on purpose if she knows a person is allergic. It's one thing to have a dangerous belief, it's another to knowingly expose others to harm because of said belief.

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ReturnOfDevsman
09/08/25 8:52:44 AM
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Ask her what has happened to the rates of SIDS since allergies were "invented."

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SgtBash
09/08/25 8:53:02 AM
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My mum is allergic to olive oil

We went for a day trip to St Andrews with relatives, went to an Italian restaurant. Mum got spaghetti Bolognese but when we got back home she was sick.

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monkmith
09/08/25 9:06:30 AM
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Villain_S_Fiend posted...
I'd close her out of any involvement in meal prep as a rule. If she offers to make something, say "no thank you"; if she brings a dish to a get-together, it gets set to the side and left untouched. If she gets upset about it, tell her straight up that her refusal to learn her way out of her delusion makes her dangerous, so she's cut off from feeding people.
look her right in the eye as you're tossing that shit in the garbage.

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Ivynn
09/08/25 9:08:20 AM
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I hate this "logic" as it's pure survivor bias. Yeah, you didn't hear about it in your time because the ones that had it all died due to lack of knowledge. jfc.

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Villain_S_Fiend
09/08/25 9:28:42 AM
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monkmith posted...
look her right in the eye as you're tossing that shit in the garbage.
Also acceptable

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LightSnake
09/08/25 9:34:35 AM
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You can't have her cooking for someone who's allergic to something because she will voluntarily introduce whatever that person is allergic to in the food to "prove" that the allergy is fake

Doesn't sound like she's a very sweet lady from this, tbqh. This is actively attempting to fucking kill people.

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MarshMellow
09/08/25 9:38:19 AM
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Ok she's crazy to think this, but there was a spike in peanut allergies in the past 30 years or so. No one really knows why. Probably being passed down genetically.
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Umbreon
09/08/25 9:41:28 AM
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Your MiL won't learn until she's arrested for actually getting someone killed. Some people need the consequence to affect them. Rejecting her utterly is the most you can do I think.


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Sir_Will
09/08/25 9:43:00 AM
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If that didn't convince her then nothing will. Bloody hell....

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tripleh213
09/08/25 9:44:53 AM
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-Unowninator-
09/08/25 9:49:39 AM
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How do you send your own brother to the hospital and not realize it's your fault? I'd focus on that and tell her she should be ashamed.

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TetsuoS2
09/08/25 9:51:29 AM
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-Unowninator- posted...
How do you send your own brother to the hospital and not realize it's your fault? I'd focus on that and tell her she should be ashamed.


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MaxEffingBemis
09/08/25 9:52:48 AM
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Baffling. People have been dying from food allergies for thousands of years. Im sure others can rattle off some examples of famous people dying off the top of their heads to food allergies but yeah thats crazy

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Alucard188
09/08/25 9:54:32 AM
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This coming from someone who soaks their pots and pans in the bathtub, so you know it's bad.

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ReturnOfDevsman
09/08/25 9:55:07 AM
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Umbreon posted...
Your MiL won't learn until she's arrested for actually getting someone killed. Some people need the consequence to affect them. Rejecting her utterly is the most you can do I think.
Not even then, if we're being real here.

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qwerti
09/08/25 10:25:10 AM
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forgot what the term is for that; its not even occurring here so its not going to happen to you?

something bout that line of reasoning

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Arcanine2009
09/08/25 10:38:50 AM
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Is she Asian? Apparently there's Asian boomer moms that don't believe in food allergies.. Because they haven't seen it, and it's possible it doesn't happen as often in Asian communities, I dunno. Maybe send her an article on food allergies.

i have Celiac, so I have to do my best to avoid to wheat. Truth be told, I have family members who think my Celiac isn't a big deal, no matter how many times I explain it to them.

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McmadnessV3
09/08/25 10:46:54 AM
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If you have any kids, tell her she won't get to see her grandchildren.

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MisterPengy
09/08/25 11:01:56 AM
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SgtBash posted...
My mum is allergic to olive oil

went to an Italian restaurant. Mum got spaghetti Bolognese but when we got back home she was sick.

I mean, that sucks, but did anyone ask if it was made with olive oil? I can't imagine there's much in an Italian restaurant that hasn't touched olive oil.

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Bass
09/08/25 11:04:52 AM
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People like this are total assholes that definitely will get someone killed. I'd never interact with her if I could help it.

She'd totally kill someone like my dad that has a bunch of allergies and some are potentially deadly.

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BombermanGold
09/08/25 11:14:48 AM
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How old is your mother in law?

The fact that your brother got sick because of her (could have died, probably?) and there was no remorse or admittance of guilt? That just burns me up and would've made her persona non grata.

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Cuticrusader09
09/08/25 11:46:51 AM
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Reminds me of a fucked up story on JustnoMIL. The grandmother killed a granddaughter by putting coconut oil in the kids hair - she had been told the kid was allergic.

https://rareddit.com/r/JUSTNOMIL/comments/7qmed5/you_can_come_over_again_when_you_bring_me_my

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Aristoph
09/08/25 12:07:22 PM
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She's not a sweet lady. Stop giving her credit she doesn't deserve. She's actively tried to kill people and doesn't regret it. That's a hard cut-off, no-contact, restraining order if she ever tries to approach my family again kind of situation as far as I'm concerned.

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K181
09/08/25 12:22:18 PM
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Yeah, so she's going to eventually end up in prison or sued to oblivion. Make sure your financials aren't entangled with her's.

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DrizztLink
09/08/25 12:23:37 PM
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"she's such a nice old lady except for all those times she points and fires a loaded gun at people"

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TMOG
09/08/25 12:32:40 PM
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If you have kids, or plan to have kids in the future, NEVER leave them alone with her or let them eat anything she offers, whether she made it herself or not.

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