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Deteled
10/02/25 10:56:05 PM
#1:


Now what?
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A_Good_Boy
10/02/25 11:00:09 PM
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Oh boy now I'm gonna guzzle a gallon of horse paste.

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Solar_Crimson
10/02/25 11:00:58 PM
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The same thing I've been doing these past 37 years.

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Deteled
10/02/25 11:01:55 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
The same thing I've been doing these past 37 years.
Try to take over the world?
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Solar_Crimson
10/02/25 11:07:19 PM
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Deteled posted...
Try to take over the world?
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...Yes.

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YoungMutual
10/02/25 11:07:56 PM
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gross no thanks

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dotsdfe
10/02/25 11:08:55 PM
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Start learning Chinese I guess.

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Glob
10/02/25 11:08:58 PM
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YoungMutual posted...
gross no thanks

This. But also leave, immediately.
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Evening_Dragon
10/02/25 11:14:39 PM
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Yes, I am. How could you tell?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1e034826.jpg

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Deteled
10/02/25 11:15:05 PM
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YoungMutual posted...
gross no thanks

Glob posted...
This. But also leave, immediately.

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Thanks Trump.
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VeggetaX
10/02/25 11:15:29 PM
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Now I help others

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gikos
10/02/25 11:20:10 PM
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use my passport to immigrate to another country tho i doubt i would be well off to even be able to do it

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SpawnShadow
10/02/25 11:46:21 PM
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Lament my inevitable doom, just like I was doing before.

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Sayoria
10/02/25 11:52:29 PM
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I avoid hospitals for the rest of my life

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Enclave
10/02/25 11:54:37 PM
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I fuck off back to Canada again.

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Glob
10/02/25 11:57:26 PM
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Deteled posted...
Thanks Trump.

While Trump is certainly a compelling argument to not live in America, there are others that predate his political career. Ive never considered living in the US, though I have considered many other countries.
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Vegy
10/02/25 11:57:55 PM
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Take out a loan obviously

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2001mark
10/03/25 12:12:29 AM
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Spy for Canada.
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nocturnal_traveler
10/03/25 12:13:58 AM
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Keep doing what I've always been doing?

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joaquintall
10/03/25 1:14:19 AM
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Divorce, then remarry my Canadian wife, and get the fuck out of Dodge.

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evilpresident
10/03/25 1:32:19 AM
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I get blamed for everything

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Corruption that you can believe in.
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MagnusDJL
10/03/25 1:33:20 AM
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Life goes on like normal then...
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JaiCSC
10/03/25 1:50:59 AM
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Head for the Canadian Border before ICE find me, I'm of Indian descent so those thugs won't give a shit.

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UnholyMudcrab
10/03/25 1:52:10 AM
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That's unfortunate

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qwerti
10/03/25 1:56:10 AM
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ya mean I wasnt?

what now
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sephiroth068
10/03/25 1:59:25 AM
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Keep living my life as usual I suppose as nothing will have changed

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reincarnator07
10/03/25 2:09:05 AM
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Obtain UK citizenship through the Scottish side of my family and GTFO. The USA is actively hostile to brown people, atheists and left wingers right now.

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sephiroth068
10/03/25 2:15:11 AM
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reincarnator07 posted...
The USA is actively hostile to brown people, atheists and left wingers right now.
You know, not that I largely disagree with this post or anything, because this is a real thing that is happening here, but this is also highly dependent on where you live in the USA though

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reincarnator07
10/03/25 2:47:59 AM
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sephiroth068 posted...
You know, not that I largely disagree with this post or anything, because this is a real thing that is happening here, but this is also highly dependent on where you live in the USA though
It is, but it's sadly become more generalised in recent years.

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sephiroth068
10/03/25 4:08:08 AM
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reincarnator07 posted...
It is, but it's sadly become more generalised in recent years.
Yeah thats true unfortunately

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SgtBash
10/03/25 4:12:03 AM
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I'd move to Canada or any other English speaking country.

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thenotoriouscat
10/03/25 4:14:09 AM
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YoungMutual posted...
gross no thanks


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Strider102
10/03/25 4:19:15 AM
#34:


I'll trade someone

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NeoBowser
10/03/25 5:01:34 AM
#35:


buy a gun at walmark

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Distant_Rainbow
10/03/25 5:32:25 AM
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Nothing has changed aside from current location, grumble while booking a flight back to Korea.

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ZevLoveDOOM
10/03/25 5:38:38 AM
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no thanks!
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BalanceLost
10/03/25 5:59:30 AM
#38:


No thank you, Im good.

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sfcalimari
10/03/25 6:44:08 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/584f88bc.jpg

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Choco
10/03/25 6:52:21 AM
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*gets shot*

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ZevLoveDOOM
10/03/25 6:55:53 AM
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seeing junk food everywhere, paying exorbitant amounts for healthcare, dealing with mass shootings on a regular basis, dealing with racist dipshits...

please tell me why the fuck i would wanna live there. lol
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HighSeraph
10/03/25 7:25:35 AM
#42:


Continue to exist as before.

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ReturnOfDevsman
10/03/25 7:28:44 AM
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Deteled posted...
Thanks Trump.
I mean, teachers stopped feeding us that US #1 EVERYWHERE ELSE IS A HELLHOLE narrative like 29 years ago, and they were like 70 then.

So it's been on the order of 50 years since the US was considered favorably.

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Mechu
10/03/25 7:32:47 AM
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Get the fuck out of there asap.
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bluezero
10/03/25 7:41:49 AM
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Doom scroll Reddit

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Choco
10/04/25 8:20:35 AM
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Deteled posted...
Thanks Trump.
yeah man america totally wasn't a shithole before trump!!!

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