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tankboy
10/03/25 2:17:15 PM
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Always loot the body.
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HighSeraph
10/03/25 2:19:16 PM
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Kill anything that is currently impeding your progress

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loafy013
10/03/25 2:19:26 PM
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Eating random food you find on the street is good for your health.

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The ball is round, the game lasts 90 minutes. That's fact.
Everything else, is theory.
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Doe
10/03/25 2:20:13 PM
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Gameifying dialogue choices to maximize the value you extract from the conversation over giving honest answers

(maybe a good life lesson depending on your point of view)

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SwayM
10/03/25 2:20:27 PM
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No one will notice if there's no one to notice.

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Sig space for rent.
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ZevLoveDOOM
10/03/25 2:20:33 PM
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breaking random vases you find might get you stuff.

been arrested a couple of times. thanks Link! -_-
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Panthera
10/03/25 2:20:51 PM
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If you've had two or three friendly conversations with someone, you are obligated to always be loyal to them no matter how much of a terrible person they turn out to actually be

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Funkydog
10/03/25 2:21:12 PM
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Stealing and breaking into people's home is a morally good imperative.

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Undercover cat lover
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Pow_Pow_Punishment
10/03/25 3:40:33 PM
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The power of friendship will triumph over evil.

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tankboy
10/03/25 3:44:41 PM
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You can easily crawl through air ducts.
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LaunchCroctopus
10/03/25 3:55:17 PM
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Roast chicken is an instantaneous treatment for mortal wounds. Doesn't matter if you found it in a trash can or a wall.
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c0unt_zer0
10/03/25 4:00:57 PM
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Look through everybody's shelves and bookcases.... just in case. Read sections of every book you find out loud.
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McmadnessV3
10/03/25 4:07:20 PM
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Kill the henchmen, leave the villain alive.

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Srk700
10/03/25 4:07:35 PM
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Giving a bunch of gifts is the best way to get into a romance with someone.

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Hambo
10/03/25 4:10:13 PM
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loafy013 posted...
Eating random food you find on the street is good for your health.
Floor ice cream gives you health! >:0

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gikos
10/03/25 4:11:47 PM
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you can commit mass murder and you will never be charge cuz you do it for the good of mankind

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"You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty." - Sacha Guitry (1885-1957)
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HighSeraph
10/03/25 4:20:40 PM
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Punch a wall to find freshly cooked turkey

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Kanaya413
10/03/25 4:21:33 PM
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Killing random creatures drops cash

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Legend of Legaia is the best game ever
Legend of Dragoon is the other best game ever
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mercurydude
10/03/25 4:22:28 PM
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No consequences for divorce. You can just dump your spouse and then cast a memory wipe spell on them so they don't hate you.

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God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes, 'cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose. - Everlast
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Ivany2008
10/03/25 4:23:14 PM
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Disgaea taught me that throwing penguins causes them to explode..... dood....
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mercurydude
10/03/25 4:24:51 PM
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Hambo posted...
Floor ice cream gives you health! >:0

Floor is high in fiber, Batman says so.

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God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes, 'cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose. - Everlast
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Rai_Jin
10/03/25 4:25:04 PM
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accept every quest no matter how sus it sounds.

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SAlYAN
10/03/25 4:26:34 PM
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Scared of the dark?

Punch it.

-Pokemon

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HighSeraph
10/03/25 4:27:58 PM
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If you've suffered a major injury or contracted a disease simply sleep at an inn

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gikos
10/03/25 4:29:18 PM
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resident evil taught me i can punch a bolder in a lava pit
skyrim taught me i can be invisible if i just crouch down and no one will notice me
GTA taught me i can jack up cars and get away while running over people on the sidewalks

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Awesker002
10/03/25 4:36:40 PM
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If you have mental health problems you are a burden on society and should kill yourself.

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InTheEyesOfFire
10/03/25 5:43:24 PM
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No matter how many enemies you slay, your sword will still remain sharper than any in the land.

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"Oh man would you just shut up already, how come all you sword guys have to talk about how cool your swords are?"
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maling2000ayam
10/03/25 5:45:57 PM
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Body type A and B

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Ruvan22
10/06/25 12:24:43 PM
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As long as you walk through a village, interesting things will happen to you.... (my life is so boring by comparison)
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