Current Events > Big Balls' attackers get probation, avoid jail time

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LightSnake
10/15/25 3:06:16 PM
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https://www.thedailybeast.com/edward-big-balls-coristines-dc-carjacking-attackers-avoid-jail/

First time offenders, teenagers, DC judge sentences them to probation.

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Error1355
10/15/25 3:07:03 PM
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Thank god the National Guard was there.

...because of a minor assault that ended in probation lmao

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jefffan
10/15/25 3:07:12 PM
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Here comes Bondi to try sentence them to life in prison.

Good for them though

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Voidgolem
10/15/25 3:08:04 PM
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wait so people actually *did* beat him up? I thought he did that to himself to try to get the whole "alright time for the Race War" thing going

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jefffan
10/15/25 3:33:57 PM
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Voidgolem posted...
wait so people actually *did* beat him up? I thought he did that to himself to try to get the whole "alright time for the Race War" thing going
Balls tried to grab a girl ( who was white) away from a group of guys ( who are black, one of which was dating the girl). Obviously a GF being dragged away for no reason wasn't going to happen, so he got attacked.

So yes he was attacked, and yes he probably did do that to start a race war.

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divot1338
10/15/25 3:42:22 PM
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https://youtu.be/4WwJ6OVSwkM?si=FORw1k9SQvoHvVuy

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RasterGraphic
10/15/25 3:47:41 PM
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So he got attacked for being a piece of shit?
And they brought out the national guard for _that_?

Jesus Christ this admin ...

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jefffan
10/15/25 4:31:55 PM
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RasterGraphic posted...
So he got attacked for being a piece of shit?
And they brought out the national guard for _that_?

Jesus Christ this admin ...
Balls is an Elon Stan. Elon has Trump under his thumb ( despite that dpat earlier this year.)

Not hard to see how that conversation went.

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A_Good_Boy
10/15/25 4:33:18 PM
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They really sent the national guard out to protect the city from crimes that end in probation.

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CobraGT
10/15/25 6:24:15 PM
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Between the 2 of them which one should be in jail?

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Alucard188
10/15/25 6:25:47 PM
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Trump biggly mad about this.

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legendary_zell
10/15/25 6:32:38 PM
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They always wanted to send the national guard. This wasn't even really the inciting incident, they didn't need one. Any alleged crime or no crime in particular could have been the trigger. Cause Trump's a fascist.

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