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cousinvini
10/24/25 11:19:19 AM
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That's a crazy fact!!!! i just made it up

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UnholyMudcrab
10/24/25 11:19:52 AM
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Ants Georg at it again, throwing off statistics

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Kurt_Russel
10/24/25 11:20:46 AM
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4/5 heads of lettuce contains 74.2 wooly mammoth hairs.

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DipDipDiver
10/24/25 11:21:07 AM
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Joke's on them, I ate a bunch of wasps before I went to sleep

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orcus_snake
10/24/25 11:21:39 AM
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wasnt that like 8 spiders while sleeping or some such?

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VeggetaX
10/24/25 11:22:34 AM
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Then why am I still hungry in the morning? Checkmate!

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Hejiru
10/24/25 11:22:53 AM
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Those are rookie numbers

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loafy013
10/24/25 11:32:39 AM
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Is there a way to entice fire ants so I can get my spicy fix in my sleep?

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Arcanine2009
10/24/25 11:35:06 AM
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You get that from Facebook?

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Sariana21
10/24/25 11:42:50 AM
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I read it on the internet so it must be true.

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MartavisBryant
10/24/25 12:06:24 PM
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Well, you have to eat them while they sleep. Otherwise, they just scurry away.

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Homeless_Waifu
10/24/25 12:09:12 PM
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Probably explains why don't feel hungry in the mornings.

Always love me some dinner in bed

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kind9
10/24/25 12:21:24 PM
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I expected it to be a google AI result.
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boomgetchopped3
10/24/25 12:22:37 PM
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70% of ants carry the plague. But they die before spreading it. A new mutation in ant DNA is allowing them to live long enough to spread it though.

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Thermador446
10/24/25 2:17:08 PM
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Snorting ants isn't eating ants.
Unless you are an Anteater

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thronedfire2
10/24/25 2:19:39 PM
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good thing I'm below average

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Smiffwilm
10/24/25 2:59:47 PM
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You wouldn't happen to have a "Jr" be said after your initials, right?

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vigorm0rtis
10/24/25 3:00:41 PM
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Why would I wait until I'm asleep to eat my ants?
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cousinvini
10/24/25 6:37:36 PM
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Smiffwilm posted...
You wouldn't happen to have a "Jr" be said after your initials, right?
Haha I happen to share my first name with him (Vincius)

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DragulaRULEZ
10/24/25 6:43:27 PM
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Fun Fact: No one threw warm water on you while you were sleeping, you just pissed yourself.

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Melchar
10/24/25 6:45:09 PM
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This is true but only because some people throw off the averages by eating hundreds of millions of ants per night while they sleep.

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JohnEtrav
10/24/25 7:00:30 PM
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Who said I was sleeping?

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