Poll of the Day > There's a lot of really pretty, and kind single women in Canada. Yall should go

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Stimpy
10/24/25 3:05:11 PM
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Like seriously. Most dont care if youre a nerd, a gamer, or heck, even if youre not conventionally attractive. When I visited my girlfriend, my friend got the kindest rejection at a bar Ive ever seen. She lowered her voice so he wouldnt feel embarrassed, and afterward genuinely worried shed hurt his feelings. Then one of her friends introduced herselfand they hit it off. No drama, no ego, just kindness.

Women werent scared of men, either. They walked home alone at night (probably because theres no guns, and barely any crimeit changes everything). My buddy showed my gfs friends that bear or man meme, and not one woman picked the bear. My girlfriend said, Anyone whod choose the bear has never seen one irl. lol.

And no gender war. Her friendsguys and girlssaid the Barbie movie was fun. Thats it. No outrage, no overthinking. Its just a different world. Canada is basically a Ned Flanders version of us, and its super refreshing.
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ParanoidObsessive
10/24/25 4:34:22 PM
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Yeah, but the downside is, I'd have to move to Canada.

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Snoregasm
10/24/25 4:43:47 PM
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Is this a copypasta or something idgi

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Lokarin
10/24/25 4:45:25 PM
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ya, I don't understand how Americans live outside at all when you're the most dangerous of all developed nations

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joemodda
10/24/25 4:47:46 PM
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Honestly if you aren't a 7ft tall half-man half-beast mythical (mythological?) being just give up

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SinisterSlay
10/24/25 4:52:01 PM
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Stimpy posted...
Like seriously. Most dont care if youre a nerd, a gamer, or heck, even if youre not conventionally attractive. When I visited my girlfriend, my friend got the kindest rejection at a bar Ive ever seen. She lowered her voice so he wouldnt feel embarrassed, and afterward genuinely worried shed hurt his feelings. Then one of her friends introduced herselfand they hit it off. No drama, no ego, just kindness.

Women werent scared of men, either. They walked home alone at night (probably because theres no guns, and barely any crimeit changes everything). My buddy showed my gfs friends that bear or man meme, and not one woman picked the bear. My girlfriend said, Anyone whod choose the bear has never seen one irl. lol.

And no gender war. Her friendsguys and girlssaid the Barbie movie was fun. Thats it. No outrage, no overthinking. Its just a different world. Canada is basically a Ned Flanders version of us, and its super refreshing.
hard to think of this as not normal.

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faramir77
10/24/25 4:57:52 PM
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You didn't go to Alberta or Quebec.

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SinisterSlay
10/24/25 5:00:14 PM
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What's wrong with Quebec?

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Blue_Thunder
10/24/25 6:05:23 PM
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Snoregasm posted...
Is this a copypasta or something idgi

It has a suspiciously large amount of em dashes as well..

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SinisterSlay
10/24/25 6:33:04 PM
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Blue_Thunder posted...
It has a suspiciously large amount of em dashes as well..
100% it's AI.

em dashes are a dead give away. But also.

Stimpy posted...
. No drama, no ego, just kindness.
AI loves these counter endings to sentences.

Stimpy posted...
Thats it. No outrage, no overthinking. Its just a different world
And again with counter ending.

I spit that post into a better configured AI and this is what it gave me as a reply

Oh my god, that's so cute! I love how your friend got rejected with such kindness. And the fact that women walked around freely at night? That's amazing. It's like, what if we all just chilled out, you know?
And the Barbie movie thing is gold. Like, who cares? It was fun, it was a good time, end of story. Why does everything have to be so serious all the time?
Canada sounds like a total vibe. You must've had an awesome time with your girlfriend and her friends. I bet she's got such great people around her. Speaking of which, what about you? Who are your people, the ones that make you feel at home?

It seems to have channeled a teenaged girl there.

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bachewychomp
10/24/25 6:56:23 PM
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The whole ongoing arc with his girlfriend who lives in Canada is definitely weird. I mean for starters that's like a common joke about having a made-up gf. He's also heavily implied that the relationship started out being long-distance, which is further suspicious and also a little pathetic. I think this alleged kindness towards dorky/nerdy guys probably just says more about the kind of person who would start an internet relationship than being Canadian.

That's if any of this is even real, which I doubt. I don't know why people like to lie about such boring stuff, but I've seen enough of it in my years on the internet that I know they do
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ParanoidObsessive
10/24/25 7:20:19 PM
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SinisterSlay posted...
em dashes are a dead give away.

I'm really annoyed that the AIs all seem to love dashes - it totally infringes on my usual writing style.

The only saving grace is that they love the while I'm more about the -.

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Snoregasm
10/24/25 7:45:35 PM
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Like half of the young Canadian population is from India anyway so you could just cut out the middleman and move there.

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SunWuKung420
10/24/25 8:37:31 PM
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People in Canada don't defend themselves with guns, just plate armor

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Lokarin
10/24/25 8:41:57 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
People in Canada don't defend themselves with guns, just plate armor

This is true, even my t-shirts are level 2a

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SunWuKung420
10/24/25 9:02:30 PM
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Lokarin posted...
This is true, even my t-shirts are level 2a
City armor

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Lokarin
10/24/25 9:06:57 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
City armor

it's for the random moose and beaver attacks

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SunWuKung420
10/24/25 9:19:10 PM
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Lokarin posted...
it's for the random moose and beaver attacks
Those pesky moose and slippery beavers.

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SinisterSlay
10/24/25 9:54:53 PM
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Watch out for agents though.
https://youtu.be/S1yYGb1U31o?si=cNVJUpQpPGLTTo0-

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dj1200
10/24/25 11:29:57 PM
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Im sure its near the same in Canada as it is outside Canada with attracting women.

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acesxhigh
10/24/25 11:31:44 PM
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SinisterSlay posted...
What's wrong with Quebec?
Quebec "girls"
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SinisterSlay
10/24/25 11:34:25 PM
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acesxhigh posted...
Quebec "girls"
What's wrong with Quebec girls?

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SinisterSlay
10/24/25 11:35:21 PM
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dj1200 posted...
Im sure its near the same in Canada as it is outside Canada with attracting women.
As I understand it, the boy stares at his phone, and the girl stares at hers.
I'm not actually sure how anything progresses after that

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ParanoidObsessive
10/25/25 4:51:31 PM
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Snoregasm posted...
Like half of the young Canadian population is from India anyway so you could just cut out the middleman and move there.

Could always cut out the middleman even more and just date an Indian girl from NYC, like I did.

The only downside there is that some of her ancestors were Kali-worshipers, so I'm always worried that if I do something to annoy her she'll tear my heart out of chest and offer it up as a sacrifice.

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David1988
10/25/25 6:05:50 PM
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Some cultures are just more mature than the everything is chill vibe. Where Im from we sign consent forms before m engaging in sexual activity. Is it crass? Sure, but better that than being wrongly accused and spending life behind bars. Adults think ahead

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captpackrat
10/25/25 6:21:29 PM
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Stimpy
10/26/25 12:55:28 AM
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Snoregasm posted...
Is this a copypasta or something idgi
No?

Im just saying Canada is pretty cool.
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dj1200
10/26/25 1:02:28 AM
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SinisterSlay posted...
As I understand it, the boy stares at his phone, and the girl stares at hers.
I'm not actually sure how anything progresses after that
Update me with any further info.

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Stimpy
10/26/25 1:02:59 AM
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bachewychomp posted...
The whole ongoing arc with his girlfriend who lives in Canada is definitely weird. I mean for starters that's like a common joke about having a made-up gf. He's also heavily implied that the relationship started out being long-distance, which is further suspicious and also a little pathetic. I think this alleged kindness towards dorky/nerdy guys probably just says more about the kind of person who would start an internet relationship than being Canadian.

That's if any of this is even real, which I doubt. I don't know why people like to lie about such boring stuff, but I've seen enough of it in my years on the internet that I know they do
Gfaqs is the only place on earth where you can make a post trying to help other nerds who might be lonely, and people get pissy about it. Never change yall.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d9d91d2e.jpg

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Snoregasm
10/26/25 2:27:50 PM
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Stimpy posted...
Gfaqs is the only place on earth where you can make a post trying to help other nerds who might be lonely, and people get pissy about it. Never change yall.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d9d91d2e.jpg
Without zooming in I didn't realize you'd blacked out the faces, I thought they were making out while wearing large black fedoras.

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ParanoidObsessive
10/26/25 2:51:16 PM
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Stimpy posted...
Gfaqs is the only place on earth where you can make a post trying to help other nerds who might be lonely, and people get pissy about it.

No, that's quite common on the Internet, honestly.

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Stimpy
10/26/25 3:03:55 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
No, that's quite common on the Internet, honestly.
Yeah ur probably right. Internet brings out the worst of people
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SunWuKung420
10/26/25 3:08:29 PM
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Stimpy posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d9d91d2e.jpg
If you posted this in an attempt to prove yourself right and him wrong, it has the opposite effect.

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dj1200
10/26/25 3:37:21 PM
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@Stimpy So how long have you been with this girlfriend of yours?

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bachewychomp
10/26/25 3:40:16 PM
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Stimpy posted...
Gfaqs is the only place on earth where you can make a post trying to help other nerds who might be lonely, and people get pissy about it. Never change yall.
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"Simply get a girlfriend in another country" is insane advice, and "Canadian women are really nice and love nerds" is an insane generalization
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SunWuKung420
10/26/25 4:43:23 PM
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American men get mail ordered brides.
Canadian women get mail ordered nerds.

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thekosmicfool
10/26/25 5:34:23 PM
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They all have boyfriends in the States. You wouldn't know 'em.

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GunslingerGunsl
10/26/25 7:12:41 PM
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joemodda posted...
Honestly if you aren't a 7ft tall half-man half-beast mythical (mythological?) being just give up
When people actually believe this, I think it's just a matter of spending time around the wrong people.

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Stimpy
10/26/25 10:34:01 PM
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dj1200 posted...
@Stimpy So how long have you been with this girlfriend of yours?
We started dating in July. Heres a pic from my Montreal visit.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1b4ac3f0.jpg
SunWuKung420 posted...
If you posted this in an attempt to prove yourself right and him wrong, it has the opposite effect.
Well that sounds like a personal problem. One youll have to work out for yourself.
bachewychomp posted...
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"Simply get a girlfriend in another country" is insane advice, and "Canadian women are really nice and love nerds" is an insane generalization
One does not simply, get a girlfriend from Canada. But if one is willing to try, one might find the odds more in their favor.
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SinisterSlay
10/26/25 10:57:02 PM
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Importing our spouses from America is kind of a tradition here

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Stimpy
10/26/25 11:02:08 PM
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SinisterSlay posted...
Importing our spouses from America is kind of a tradition here
Lol!

I love everything about Canada. Im very tempted to move there once I marry her. At the very least I plan to put in for citizenship.

SinisterSlay posted...
Watch out for agents though.
https://youtu.be/S1yYGb1U31o?si=cNVJUpQpPGLTTo0-
She sent me this earlier today. I completely missed when u posted it. Its great.

Were actually meeting in Halifax next, so its funny to see this now!
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dj1200
10/26/25 11:10:09 PM
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How many times have you seen her in person?

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Stimpy
10/26/25 11:34:30 PM
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dj1200 posted...
How many times have you seen her in person?
Dont you just hate it when people answer a question with a question?

How bout you reply to what I already answered. Then you can ask another.
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bachewychomp
10/26/25 11:52:54 PM
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Call me crazy but if you're talking about marrying someone you probably shouldn't be insecure about how much time you've spent together
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dj1200
10/26/25 11:57:42 PM
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Stimpy posted...
Dont you just hate it when people answer a question with a question?

How bout you reply to what I already answered. Then you can ask another.
What are you talking about? I asked one question, you answered it, and this is my second question. You didnt ask any questions.

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Stimpy
10/27/25 12:23:40 AM
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bachewychomp posted...
Call me crazy but if you're talking about marrying someone you probably shouldn't be insecure about how much time you've spent together
When did I say I was?

Also you guys crack me up. First you say she aint exist so I posted pix and moved on. Then you magically pop out the woodwork, completely ignoring the pix to tell me Im insecure.

Whatever crusade youre on says more about your security than anything I could say about myself.

dj1200 posted...
What are you talking about? I asked one question, you answered it, and this is my second question. You didnt ask any questions.
This is a conversation. Not an interrogation. You dont get to ask questions and ignore my responses. You can either acknowledge my answer, or you can keep your follow up questions to yourself.
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bachewychomp
10/27/25 12:30:01 AM
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Oh wait I totally missed the part where you said flat out you started dating in July. That's a ridiculously small amount of time to be talking about marriage for any couple, let alone one that doesn't even live in the same country lmao
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Stimpy
10/27/25 12:34:07 AM
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Stimpy posted...
Whatever crusade youre on says more about your security than anything I could say about myself.
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