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cousinvini
10/25/25 5:12:05 PM
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Imagine how old God's grandpa must be

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Zikten
10/25/25 5:34:46 PM
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Mormons believe he was originally a person on some planet and he was so good that he was made into a god when he died, and was given Earth to rule over. Mormons believe if you are good enough, you also get to become a god and have your own planet. I've never seen a Mormons actually go this far in the thinking but..... all this basically means that God isn't actually the top deity in the universe and that he didn't make the universe. Only Earth. In Mormonism apparently there is a god for every planet that has life on it, but there must be some singular top god in charge of the entire universe. So why do Mormons not worship that god instead ?

That's always puzzled me
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mercurydude
10/25/25 5:40:27 PM
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He's his own grandpa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkX7IW7jpMw

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joaquintall
10/25/25 5:58:41 PM
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I dunno... what I really want to know is why he took literally MILLIONS of years to create beings of his own likeness.

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Pikachuchupika
10/25/25 6:01:23 PM
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God isn't a person or living thing. It's the penultimate particle.
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Jagus
10/25/25 6:03:19 PM
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Zikten posted...
Mormons believe he was originally a person on some planet and he was so good that he was made into a god when he died, and was given Earth to rule over. Mormons believe if you are good enough, you also get to become a god and have your own planet. I've never seen a Mormons actually go this far in the thinking but..... all this basically means that God isn't actually the top deity in the universe and that he didn't make the universe. Only Earth. In Mormonism apparently there is a god for every planet that has life on it, but there must be some singular top god in charge of the entire universe. So why do Mormons not worship that god instead ?

That's always puzzled me

Who do you love more, your dad or Trump?

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Zikten
10/25/25 6:04:48 PM
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Jagus posted...
Who do you love more, your dad or Trump?
My dad. But are you saying the universal god is an asshole?
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TakashiMifune85
10/25/25 6:04:54 PM
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joaquintall posted...
I dunno... what I really want to know is why he took literally MILLIONS of years to create beings of his own likeness.

I thought everything was created in a matter of days and the history of everything only goes back a few thousand years?

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Jagus
10/25/25 6:05:14 PM
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Zikten posted...
My dad. But are you saying the universal god is an asshole?

maybe. Or he just hasnt done as much shit for
you personally

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HANGtheDJ_86
10/25/25 8:16:30 PM
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Some say he was born in a land with no time both before land and time

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PissedOffMonk
10/25/25 8:21:15 PM
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On their birthday.
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sith9er
10/25/25 8:24:41 PM
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Did you ever think maybe God is loosing it? I don't know how old he is, but he's gotta be getting up there

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Thermador446
10/25/25 8:26:13 PM
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9 months after the Big Bang

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K181
10/25/25 9:17:11 PM
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September 14, 98,004,982,347,766 BC.

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WingsOfGood
10/25/25 9:18:43 PM
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silicon valley is trying really hard to make him right now and then after time travel is perfected then
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DoesntMatter
10/25/25 9:21:56 PM
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Zikten posted...
Mormons believe he was originally a person on some planet and he was so good that he was made into a god when he died, and was given Earth to rule over. Mormons believe if you are good enough, you also get to become a god and have your own planet. I've never seen a Mormons actually go this far in the thinking but..... all this basically means that God isn't actually the top deity in the universe and that he didn't make the universe. Only Earth. In Mormonism apparently there is a god for every planet that has life on it, but there must be some singular top god in charge of the entire universe. So why do Mormons not worship that god instead ?

That's always puzzled me
wow, i did not know this about Mormonism at all

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CyricZ
10/25/25 9:22:52 PM
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I think it was a Tuesday. Very few people know that.

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