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teep_
10/26/25 4:21:06 AM
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Why does God give me his hardest battles ._.

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evilpresident
10/26/25 4:22:02 AM
#2:


Get a hang glider and return the favour

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Xatrion
10/26/25 4:22:14 AM
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I hate birds. They exist for the sole purpose to shit on things from on high.

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boxoto
10/26/25 4:23:08 AM
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it's supposed to be good luck.

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YugiNoob
10/26/25 4:32:37 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/43d970d9.jpg

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teep_
10/26/25 3:35:44 PM
#6:


I have not yet managed to fully clean my coat

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Syfe
10/26/25 3:38:17 PM
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The chances are quite small, so it's considered good luck.
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monkmith
10/26/25 3:40:57 PM
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YugiNoob posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/43d970d9.jpg
you can tell that eagle is sick because its not trying to murder whoever it is that's holding it...

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modena
10/26/25 4:25:13 PM
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Two stories:

I was once doing staff duty at battalion and my CSM came in pissed off more than usual, we went to attention and he walked straight up to my face and yelled " God damn bird pooped on me airborne!" Then stormed into his office.

The other is when I was about 11yrs old, I was swinging on a tire swing infront of a laundry mat waiting for my Dad. I leaned way back to get air to jump off. When I was fully back a bird shit right into my mouth.

I was committed to the jump already so I flew through the air throwing up.

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Mistere_Man
10/26/25 4:27:12 PM
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boxoto posted...
it's supposed to be good luck.


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YugiNoob
10/26/25 4:38:18 PM
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monkmith posted...
you can tell that eagle is sick because its not trying to murder whoever it is that's holding it...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c82d03ef.jpg

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