Poll of the Day > Would you eat a dog egg

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Smackems
10/26/25 1:04:32 PM
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If a dog laid an egg like a chicken would you eat it

Scrambled or what

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Far-Queue
10/26/25 1:24:59 PM
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Yes but I've eaten dog before so

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KJ_StErOiDs
10/26/25 1:27:41 PM
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If dogs laying eggs were a common occurrence and they were harvested for consumption; yes.

I'd eat it hard boiled or over hard.

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BADoglick
10/26/25 1:39:44 PM
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Nah I barely like regular eggs

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CanardElastique
10/26/25 2:15:52 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
Yes but I've eaten dog before so


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HylianFox
10/26/25 2:23:01 PM
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You wouldn't download a dog

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ParanoidObsessive
10/26/25 2:45:17 PM
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To turn it into a logic puzzle:

- I eat chicken, therefore chicken eggs are acceptable.

- I won't eat dog, therefore dog eggs would be unacceptable.

That applies to pretty much every animal, honestly. If I'm not willing to eat it as an adult, I'm not overly interested in eating it in egg form. In most cases, it goes even farther - I would (and have) eaten duck, but I'm not really a fan of duck eggs.

And honestly, I'm barely even a fan of chicken eggs. I'm fine with them being used in other things (to make cake, pasta, batter, etc), but I don't eat them in their natural form (scrambled, over-easy, poached, hard-boiled, etc). The only time I bought eggs at the store was when I was shopping for my mother, but now that she's gone I haven't bought an egg since.

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Blue_Thunder
10/26/25 3:53:29 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
Yes but I've eaten dog before so


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Smackems
10/26/25 4:05:46 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
To turn it into a logic puzzle:

No you don't have to do that bro

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ParanoidObsessive
10/26/25 4:44:42 PM
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Smackems posted...
No you don't have to do that bro

Yes, I do.

Yes, I did.

Yes, it's done.

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faramir77
10/26/25 4:45:53 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d69616a1.jpg

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HylianFox
10/26/25 5:04:56 PM
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HAL's "dream hatcher" logo was always really effing weird

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ConfusedTorchic
10/26/25 5:17:19 PM
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it's just a big ass cock n balls they turned into a dog

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Splosh
10/26/25 5:40:25 PM
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Considering what "dog egg" means in my country? Fuck no.

Also I tried elongating the word "fuck" with extra Us for emphasis and it wouldn't let me lol.

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Lokarin
10/26/25 5:47:54 PM
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https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dilbert/images/b/b4/Saint_dogbert.jpg/

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ParanoidObsessive
10/26/25 8:00:32 PM
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Splosh posted...
Also I tried elongating the word "fuck" with extra Us for emphasis and it wouldn't let me lol.

It's censor bypassing.

The site can detect when you type "fuck", and it'll replace it with "****" for people who have the naughty word censor turned on. But when you add extra letters, the site's too stupid to censor it properly, so they just don't let you do it. Or if you do manage to get it to post, it can be modded later.

It's one of the reasons why I won't use variations like "abso-******-lutely".

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