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Tyranthraxus
11/06/25 10:17:07 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/228e2014.jpg

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kingdrake2
11/06/25 10:17:59 AM
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we're all getting the maximum penalty for saying the "forbidden" C-word against a women.

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Doe
11/06/25 10:20:32 AM
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How much taxpayer dollars are wasted each year by judges holding extra sessions to humiliate people who said something under their breath in anger?

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Error1355
11/06/25 10:20:44 AM
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Sounds like a good way to make your own situation worse for literally no upside!

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ai123
11/06/25 10:20:50 AM
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If the defendant was British, that's just a friendly greeting.

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Spurner
11/06/25 10:21:01 AM
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Most entertaining thing I ever saw in a courtroom was when someone went before the judge in shorts. She was obliterated in front of a packed house.
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Umbreon
11/06/25 10:24:31 AM
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Learning to shut the fuck up is a skill people have let atrophy.

All that person needed to say, if anything, was "Thank you" and leave.

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Tyranthraxus
11/06/25 10:25:54 AM
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ai123 posted...
If the defendant was British, that's just a friendly greeting.

It was in Michigan. And that wasn't the defendant. The defendant is Montell Bennett. Marshall Tauber is the Appellant so this is like extra stupid.

You can read the whole thing here if you want.

https://www.courts.michigan.gov/siteassets/case-documents/uploads/OPINIONS/FINAL/COA/20251103_C371447_45_371447.opn.pdf

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Tyranthraxus
11/06/25 10:26:53 AM
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Umbreon posted...
Learning to shut the fuck up is a skill people have let atrophy.

All that person needed to say, if anything, was "Thank you" and leave.

It was a zoom hearing. He thought he cut the feed lol.

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cousinvini
11/06/25 10:27:41 AM
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I hear that's how friends greet each other in Australia

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SgtBash
11/06/25 10:28:13 AM
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Spurner posted...
Most entertaining thing I ever saw in a courtroom was when someone went before the judge in shorts. She was obliterated in front of a packed house.

Or the guy who logged into virtual court with an offensive name

Best one that was never caught on camera but parodied by Rick & Morty was the Denver Fenton Allen case.

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Tyranthraxus
11/06/25 10:29:47 AM
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SgtBash posted...
Best one that was never caught on camera but parodied by Rick & Morty was the Denver Fenton Allen case.
The judge actually got admonished for that one for saying he'd "probably find you guilty"

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DrizztLink
11/06/25 10:51:53 AM
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Missed opportunity to schedule the contempt hearing on a Tuesday.

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MartavisBryant
11/06/25 10:53:56 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
Missed opportunity to schedule the contempt hearing on a Tuesday.


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SgtBash
11/06/25 10:58:18 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
Missed opportunity to schedule the contempt hearing on a Tuesday.

Context?

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Funkydog
11/06/25 11:15:56 AM
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SgtBash posted...
Context?
It involves seeing them on the next Tuesday.

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SgtBash
11/06/25 11:23:31 AM
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Funkydog posted...

It involves seeing them on the next Tuesday.

Oh, I'm so daft, I get it now

*facepalm*

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DrizztLink
11/06/25 11:26:57 AM
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Funkydog posted...
It involves seeing them on the next Tuesday.
I wasn't entirely sure how to explain that joke in a Fandom-approved manner.

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lilORANG
11/06/25 11:27:43 AM
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Doe posted...
How much taxpayer dollars are wasted each year by judges holding extra sessions to humiliate people who said something under their breath in anger?
There was almost certainly an existing docket at that time. Judges schedule multiple cases at the same time. She's not opening the courthouse for this one dude.

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BewmHedshot
11/06/25 11:28:46 AM
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Doe posted...
How much taxpayer dollars are wasted each year by judges holding extra sessions to humiliate people who said something under their breath in anger?
How much legitimacy would be lost by a court allowing naked contempt to go unpunished?
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AsucaHayashi
11/06/25 11:40:40 AM
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cousinvini posted...
I hear that's how friends greet each other in Australia

this friendly greeting between two future aussie best friends will never not be funny:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MruyxDvK_YA

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Doe
11/06/25 11:51:40 AM
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BewmHedshot posted...
How much legitimacy would be lost by a court allowing naked contempt to go unpunished?
What legitimacy? And how does this create legitimacy?

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Prestoff
11/06/25 12:08:06 PM
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ai123 posted...
If the defendant was British, that's just a friendly greeting.

https://youtu.be/3IP24j78FaU?si=87ssmYaZbvKhRRzA

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DrizztLink
11/06/25 12:08:50 PM
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I don't think that's going to go over well with the mods, my dude.

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kingdrake2
11/06/25 5:32:08 PM
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AsucaHayashi posted...
this friendly greeting between two future aussie best friends will never not be funny:


reminds me of the road rage.

it's a friendly conversation in australian terms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWXlVzKqwOE

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Funkydog
11/06/25 7:04:46 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
I wasn't entirely sure how to explain that joke in a Fandom-approved manner.
Yeah I did wonder if what I went with would be safe enough for them or not

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JohnEtrav
11/06/25 7:17:24 PM
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In America, the c word is the equivalent of going nuclear if you aim it towards a female.

Do so at your own peril.

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Rika_Furude
11/06/25 8:31:27 PM
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Why is America so weird about the C word? I was told its because its gendered, but so is the D word

are there any other countries that are weird about that word like America is

although TBF, I wouldnt call my judge a dick either, I wouldnt even utter a mere fuck
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Doe
11/06/25 8:33:52 PM
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C-word in America more strongly connotes deep misogyny than something like "bitch", which is probably more at the level of "dick" (but can still be used misogynistically obviously)

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