*Strife stirs around backstage with a pipe in his hand, scraping it against the wall*

People like to tell me that waiting can be a good thing. The want and need to have something come to fruition makes the payoff more satisfying they say. Well then why am I so pissed off right now?

How can I be happy, knowing I have scars and seared flesh from my battles with a chaotic mess? Maybe my brain hasn't fully healed yet, but I know what this is. This is all a game. A game to see ME come unglued in the worst way possible. Kora took away my chance in the Rumble match, and then Maniac finished the job.

But I wonder if they stopped and thought about what that meant. What making ME angry does to people. While I wait and stir in this room Kora is twiddling his beard, shining his newly won championship in everyone's faces. And then, to make matters worse, another burly bearded fuck is assigned as his partner.

*Turns from the wall, throws the pipe against it, and lets the sound reverberate while he turns to the camera*

I want the two of you to know something. I have spent years defying whatever odds were put against me. I made people squeal like pigs while stomping their faces into dirt. All because they underestimated just how sick...how FUN I can make their lives for a "match." And you know....I can't wait to pluck out every....single...beard hair on both your smug asses. I don't care what titles you have, what power you hold, and how many bones you intend to break. I will limp my ass down to the ring if I have to. You could saw off my FUCKING legs, and I would still bite you, scratch you, and rend you until I ended up beating you. And that's what I'm going to do.

That's what WE'RE going to do. I have never teamed with Boko before, but he knows full well what I will do in that ring. I know full well that he is not going to stop until you two dirtbags lick dogshit off our boots and LIKE IT! Doesn't that sound like fun? I hope you can't "wait" to have that happen to you in that ring.

I don't know what I'm going to do when I see you next. All I know is that it is going to be painful, remorseless, and the B8 crowd is going to love every single disgusting second. That is what I do, and no one does it better than I do.

*Picks the pipe back up off the floor*

That is, unless I find you before then. *Leaves*

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"Evening caress, Always yearning, I must confess, The stars aren't burning"
Copernicus - Candlemass

Board 8 Wrasslin' League: A solo-tabletop-game-based interactive wrestling thing

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