*Strife appears on the video screen, ragged, sweaty, and torn down. He grabs sips of water, breathes deep, and then prepares to speak*

Last week was supposed to be my moments to shine. A second match against Bang, and unstoppable chick who knew how to beat me. I thought she was done for, but she put me down with ease and humilated me. I swore I would bounce back, only to come up short for Cibernetico. Maniac and Kora punked me out. So I realized something after returning to the dressing room.

All these scare tactics, all this hardcore bluster, all that don't amount to jack shit if my body, mind, and skill aren't honed and taken to another level. Fact is, I'm getting older, slower *looks*, a lot fatter...but instead of letting that beat me, I gotta do the right thing. I gotta train the right way, I gotta keep shit simple, straightforward, and do it so no one can beat me. Because the simplest way to "scare" someone is not by making veiled threats. It's by kneeing them in the face, punching them until they bleed, or choking them out. So I came up with a plan.

No more of this weak ass hiding behind weapons and letting them do the work. At the end of the day, I have to do the dirty work myself. So, if Tom is gonna offer me to bring some backup, then I'm going to bring people who can teach me how to win the hard way. And I know just the three people to do it.

First up, to keep my reflexes and instincts in check, but focus more on kicking the shit out of people, I'm bringing a guy who kicked malaria's ass and made WWE blowhards his bitch. My first pick is the Lethal Weapon, STEVE BLACKMAN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjimaroQtLY

To that same tone, I need a guy who knew how to throw people around way larger, make them tap, and get in the zone and tap into anger and agression when he needed to. A man who lived through hell and never backed down, even against WWE's top stars, former IC champion and King of the Ring, KEN SHAMROCK!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbItDLhx0m4

And just in case I fight Bang again, I feel I'm missing something. I'm missing the knowledge of how a female fighter's brain works. Doesn't matter what size you are, doesn't matter how you look. If you can punk someone out with ease, it doesn't matter. And I think I know just the person. She made UFC and WWE both bow down and proved people wrong, and if Bang wants another round with me OR her, she's welcome to try. ROWDY RONDA ROUSEY!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvcVCK0PpyY

So yes. My new fight team and three celeb picks are

Steve Blackman
Ken Shamrock
Ronda Rousey

Even if it takes me several beatings and losses to learn my lessons, this team is going to teach me how to make BBWL my bitches. I won't settle for anything less than the best, and I will wreck each and everyone in my way.

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"Evening caress, Always yearning, I must confess, The stars aren't burning"
Copernicus - Candlemass

Board 8 Wrasslin' Topic 3: FTP

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