C/D: You have had sex in a vehicle.

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littlebro07
06/01/2017
11:04 PM
#1
Sex in car?


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D for me. Got a BJ and HJ but never gone all the way in one.
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Nomadic View
06/01/2017
11:04 PM
#2
C
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the_cajun88
06/01/2017
11:05 PM
#3
C, it was uncomfortable.
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Forlorn_Ass
06/01/2017
11:05 PM
#4
ate ass in a car though
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G_G
06/01/2017
11:05 PM
#5
C/D: You have had sex

big D
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Virus731
06/01/2017
11:06 PM
#6
Twice I think. I remember one of them was just being in my room when she was like "let's go to your car"... so that's what we did, even though it was parked in the back driveway with my parents home. Come to think about it, that girl liked to do weird things.

I had a friend living in my room a few years back for about two months and she gave me a handy while he was in my (our) room playing League of Legends.
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Nasty_Nitro
06/01/2017
11:07 PM
#7
lol multiple times sucks to not have a bed.

It does not suck to get your dick sucked
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littlebro07
06/01/2017
11:08 PM
#8
Forlorn_Ass posted...
ate ass in a car though


D:
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Puglia77
06/01/2017
11:09 PM
#9
G_G posted...
C/D: You have had sex

big D
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JerickoX
06/01/2017
11:10 PM
#10
Many, many times.
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TrollSlayer11
06/01/2017
11:11 PM
#11
C

It wasn't my car though. It was my best friends. Walk into a house party, girl who crushed on me in high school was there, within 5 minutes she offers me a shot and blows me in the bathroom. I ask my friend for a condom and the keys to his car and he thought I was joking because we had literally just walked in. Also the girl's friends yelled at her that she had a boyfriend and she told them to shut the fuck up basically. I've never quite seen anything like it to be honest but this girl literally crushed on me allllll through high school and I never gave her the time of day. But she was older and lost weight so I was down.

We go into my friend's Focus (hatchback) and I bang it out and she ends up puking halfway through. I had to pay my friend $20 to take it to the carwash the next day.

fuck...
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ZCheveyo
06/01/2017
11:11 PM
#12
A lot in high school. Whenever we couldn't find a spot to be alone we would drive one of our cars out into the trees on my property. The beauty of being born sterile and having close to 50 acres of wooded land....high school was awesome.
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gatorsPENSbucs
06/01/2017
11:11 PM
#13
Oh yah. Couple of my favorite sex stories are from cars.
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moose_knuckle
06/01/2017
11:15 PM
#14
Forlorn_Ass posted...
ate ass in a car though


That has the potential to be nasty
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ForestLogic
06/01/2017
11:18 PM
#15
Not a car, a different vehicle.
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EnragedSlith
06/01/2017
11:22 PM
#16
I've had sex with at least 5 different women in the back of my car
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littlebro07
06/01/2017
11:23 PM
#17
TrollSlayer11 posted...
I bang it out and she ends up puking halfway through


Halfway through?

You kept fucking after she puked?
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yemmy
06/01/2017
11:27 PM
#18
Forlorn_Ass posted...
ate ass in a car though


yes sir
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mew4ever
06/01/2017
11:35 PM
#19
live in NYC. The one car I have access to is my dad's car. Got too much respect for him to risk "soiling" the car.
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gguirao
06/02/2017
12:09 AM
#20
D. I've never had sex.
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chill02
06/02/2017
12:10 AM
#21
Earth counts as a vehicle right?
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littlebro07
06/02/2017
12:12 AM
#22
chill02 posted...
Earth counts as a vehicle right?


No.
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KogaSteelfang
06/02/2017
12:12 AM
#23
You have had sex

Deny.

ZCheveyo posted...
A lot in high school. Whenever we couldn't find a spot to be alone we would drive one of our cars out into the trees on my property. The beauty of being born sterile and having close to 50 acres of wooded land....high school was awesome.

Don't you have a son?
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dodgefan91
06/02/2017
12:13 AM
#24
Did it in a friends car and never told him about it. Don't judge me.
Dash_Harber
06/02/2017
12:14 AM
#25
Yes for my wife's birthday once. She really loves her car.
FF_Redux
06/02/2017
12:14 AM
#26
I have
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ZCheveyo
06/02/2017
02:28 AM
#28
KogaSteelfang posted...
Don't you have a son?

I do.
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HogRiderreturns
06/02/2017
02:30 AM
#29
the_cajun88 posted...
C, it was uncomfortable.

Was it in the back of a Volkswagen?
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HogRiderreturns
06/02/2017
02:30 AM
#30
EnragedSlith posted...
I've had sex with at least 5 different women in the back of my car

Shannon?
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KogaSteelfang
06/02/2017
06:14 AM
#31
@ZCheveyo posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
Don't you have a son?

I do.

Not to be rude or anything, but is he adopted? Or are you not really sterile? Or was the girl from your post the one who was sterile?
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istmirechtegal
06/02/2017
06:19 AM
#32
C

and not only in a car
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ZCheveyo
06/02/2017
12:30 PM
#33
@KogaSteelfang posted...
Not to be rude or anything, but is he adopted? Or are you not really sterile?

No, I'm the one who is sterile. It's a sort of long story.

I've known my wife since high school, and when we reconnected we had both just gotten out of relationships. Well, she had that birth control shot thing so missing periods wasn't uncommon. We started off as just hook up buddies but soon started dating. Turns out when we first started talking she was already about 2 weeks pregnant. It didn't take too long to figure out that she wasn't just missing periods because of that shot. She told me and together we told her ex. I wasn't going to leave her because of it....he opted to not be a part of the kid's life.

I told her that whether we worked out as a couple or not it wouldn't be because of her being pregnant. So we stayed together and have had a great marriage for the past almost 5 years.
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Darkman124
06/02/2017
12:31 PM
#34
it was not good.
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ArchiePeck
06/02/2017
12:31 PM
#35
Never had actual sex in a car, only a BJ.
littlebro07
06/02/2017
12:34 PM
#36
ZCheveyo posted...
@KogaSteelfang posted...
Not to be rude or anything, but is he adopted? Or are you not really sterile?

No, I'm the one who is sterile. It's a sort of long story.

I've known my wife since high school, and when we reconnected we had both just gotten out of relationships. Well, she had that birth control shot thing so missing periods wasn't uncommon. We started off as just hook up buddies but soon started dating. Turns out when we first started talking she was already about 2 weeks pregnant. It didn't take too long to figure out that she wasn't just missing periods because of that shot. She told me and together we told her ex. I wasn't going to leave her because of it....he opted to not be a part of the kid's life.

I told her that whether we worked out as a couple or not it wouldn't be because of her being pregnant. So we stayed together and have had a great marriage for the past almost 5 years.


Damn, kudos to you man.
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Darkman124
06/02/2017
12:35 PM
#37
littlebro07 posted...


Damn, kudos to you man.


yeah i dont think i'd have been willing to deal with a pregnant person early on in a relationship
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ZCheveyo
06/02/2017
12:43 PM
#38
littlebro07 posted...
Damn, kudos to you man.

It's one of those things that just happens. You never think you'd do it until you are there and then it doesn't seem so crazy.

It has honestly been one of the best things that ever happened to me. I've never loved anything like I love Logan.
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Krojen
06/02/2017
12:48 PM
#39
EnragedSlith posted...
I've had sex with at least 5 different women in the back of my car
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DoctorPiranha3
06/02/2017
12:52 PM
#40
>not fornicating on a wooden bunk in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

You're all going to hell.
KogaSteelfang
06/02/2017
01:40 PM
#41
ZCheveyo posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Damn, kudos to you man.

It's one of those things that just happens. You never think you'd do it until you are there and then it doesn't seem so crazy.

It has honestly been one of the best things that ever happened to me. I've never loved anything like I love Logan.

Nice job, man!
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Kim Kusanagi
06/02/2017
01:54 PM
#42
Yes but cowgirl was a little difficult because of the rooftop
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hitokoriX
06/02/2017
01:59 PM
#43
Yeah.... and then someone found us after the fact. It was all good though. I wouldn't want to do it in a car again, not at all comfy
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KiwiTerraRizing
06/02/2017
02:02 PM
#44
Yes, I stuck her head in the window so it kinda choked her (agreed upon) and hit it from behind.
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Croutonman
06/03/2017
05:29 AM
#45
the_cajun88 posted...
C, it was uncomfortable.


This! Even in the back of a big mid 80's Oldsmobile Cultlass Supreme it was doable, but not optimal.

On the good of the car...never done that.
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ToonLinkWithGun
06/03/2017
05:35 AM
#46
Of course. A few times.
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MuayThai85
06/03/2017
05:39 AM
#47
Sex in front seat of my 06 Mustang GT. Numerous blowjobs.
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Kineth
06/03/2017
05:43 AM
#48
Given that BJs don't count, no, I haven't.

But the road head was outstanding.
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