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BlueKat
04/05/2024
11:19 PM
#1
something a long the lines of always being able to tell if a quarter will come up heads or tails. Like, it's entertaining but pretty much useless
There is no good. There is no evil. There just is.
pikakaeru
04/05/2024
11:20 PM
#2
Ability to cause rice mitosis for a single grain of rice once per day.
Pikakaeru, use water gun!
MartavisBryant
04/05/2024
11:20 PM
#3
The ability to travel 1 second into the future
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong
FortuneCookie
04/05/2024
11:21 PM
#4
The ability to turn green inanimate objects blue.
DrizztLink
04/05/2024
11:21 PM
#5
I can extend the shelf life of ketchup.

By a couple days.
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Cemith
04/05/2024
11:21 PM
#6
You can teleport, but only as far as you can jump. You are not immune to fall damage.
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LonelyStoner
04/05/2024
11:21 PM
#7
Teleportation, but you can only teleport to Bed Bath and Beyond
He's all alone through the day and night.
The_Popo
04/05/2024
11:22 PM
#8
If I knock something over or drop something, I will catch it before it hits the ground 87% of the time
Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran
refmon
04/05/2024
11:22 PM
#9
BlueKat posted...
something a long the lines of always being able to tell if a quarter will come up heads or tails. Like, it's entertaining but pretty much useless

Gamble only using that power and make millions
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videospirit
04/05/2024
11:23 PM
#10
Uncontrollable ability to smell the future.
Is there any other time in a modern democracy where large numbers of citizens complained that their government wasn't enough like a tyrannical dictatorship?
ForsakenHermit
04/05/2024
11:23 PM
#11
Being a video game grandmaster but only for the game No Luca No.
Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP
Make Arcades Great Again!
-Crissaegrim-
04/05/2024
11:25 PM
#12
The power to turn your fingernails into cheese.
And that blood is so real, because I just can't fake it.
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TMOG
04/05/2024
11:27 PM
#13
MartavisBryant posted...
The ability to travel 1 second into the future
You call this useless but it would also make you an absolute bastard to try and fight against
uwnim
04/05/2024
11:27 PM
#14
You are a human phone. Theres a phone number pad on your chest to input phone numbers. You can call any phone in the planet for free and can make a call from anywhere.

However, you cannot speak normally in phone mode (your mouth turns into the speaker) so you need another person to use you.
I want a pet Lavos Spawn.
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Pororin
04/05/2024
11:28 PM
#15
pikakaeru posted...
Ability to cause rice mitosis for a single grain of rice once per day.
But y
Glob
04/05/2024
11:33 PM
#16
The ability to phase through doors, but only if they are unlocked.
bknight
04/05/2024
11:35 PM
#17
Power of flight, but only when your seating in a plane with the seatbelt on.
Tyranthraxus
04/05/2024
11:35 PM
#18
The ability to turn water into slightly stanky water
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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DrizztLink
04/05/2024
11:37 PM
#19
The ability to make someone smell a hint of lavender on the breeze, just for a moment.
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mystic_belmont
04/05/2024
11:38 PM
#20
You can gain or lose weight, but only one pound, and only once per day.
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Glob
04/05/2024
11:39 PM
#21
mystic_belmont posted...
You can gain or lose weight, but only one pound, and only once per day.

That sounds amazing.
DrizztLink
04/05/2024
11:41 PM
#22
mystic_belmont posted...
You can gain or lose weight, but only one pound, and only once per day.
And you have to alternate.
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LeadPipeCinche
04/05/2024
11:41 PM
#23
gamefaqs mod
YellowSUV
04/05/2024
11:42 PM
#24
The ability to bump one GameFAQs topic when you are asleep.
We all live in a Yellow SUV! a Yellow SUV!
Tyranthraxus
04/05/2024
11:44 PM
#25
complete invulnerability against goldfish
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg
pikakaeru
04/06/2024
01:27 AM
#26
Pororin posted...
But y
i missed you
Pikakaeru, use water gun!
Robot2600
04/06/2024
01:35 AM
#27
levitate in place a few inches, for a few seconds.
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KogaSteelfang
04/06/2024
01:36 AM
#28
The ability to cause people around you to get a faint whiff of popcorn.
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k1zzl3_82
04/06/2024
01:36 AM
#29
you can see the orientation of playing cards by looking at the back of them
Commanders, Caps, Orioles
Torgo
04/06/2024
01:42 AM
#30
First one I love from MST3K:

Really Deep Man! - He's really deep... man.

Okay my lame super power is the power to be able to warp across the entire universe instantly, but you loop around and always end up exactly where you were and no time passed.
Aren't we all just a series of tubes?
deoxxys
04/06/2024
01:49 AM
#31
Reduce people's headlight brightness by increments of 25% up to 100%. With a set timer so they don't have to replace their lights.

Driving down single lane roads at night is such a bitch because of this. Either it's a big ass truck and his headlights are level with my retinas or It's a car with those bright ass halogens or is the pure evil version which is a combination of both.

I've had to start driving with my cab light on so it isn't such a stark contrast when somebody comes driving down the road.

So that is my choice of mundane power.
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PMarth2002
04/06/2024
02:00 AM
#32
You can make anyone you see mimic you when snap, clap or whistle.
When money talks for the very last time, and nobody walks a step behind
When there's only one race, and that's mankind, then we shall be free
Nukazie
04/06/2024
02:01 AM
#33
levitation for only 3 feet off of solid ground
We suffer from the delusion that the entire universe is held in order by the categories of human thought.
Tyranthraxus
04/06/2024
02:18 AM
#34
Venusian Teleportation - You can teleport yourself, and any clothing you're wearing, to the surface of Venus
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg
Thompson
04/06/2024
02:29 AM
#35
The ability to transform at will and for any length of desired duration into a sea anemone.
Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images.
videospirit
04/06/2024
02:42 AM
#36
PMarth2002 posted...
You can make anyone you see mimic you when snap, clap or whistle.

Potentially useful in some kind of team. Kind of hard to hold a hostage at gunpoint while giving thunderous applause.
Is there any other time in a modern democracy where large numbers of citizens complained that their government wasn't enough like a tyrannical dictatorship?
_____Cait
04/06/2024
02:44 AM
#37
You can make cat food taste like any other food of your choosing, but only when people are watching, and it only works on you.
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CobraGT
04/06/2024
02:47 AM
#38
To bake perfect butterscotch chip cookies
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Back_Stabbath
04/06/2024
02:57 AM
#39
You can perform impossible feats but only when no-one is watching and if you leave evidence of said feat you lose the power.
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YugiNoob
04/06/2024
03:03 AM
#40
The ability to control the length of your fingernails
( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five!
Tyranthraxus
04/06/2024
03:06 AM
#41
You can touch an avocado and know approximately within an hour margin of error when it will be perfectly ripe.
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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St0rmFury
04/06/2024
03:11 AM
#42
Your fart doesn't smell.
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Guide
04/06/2024
03:13 AM
#43
You can control a fly's flight for 5 seconds every 12 hours.
evening main 2.4356848e+91
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Gritty
04/06/2024
03:13 AM
#44
Toxic farts
mustachedmystic
04/06/2024
03:17 AM
#45
Intersectionman! He has the power to change traffic lights green as he pulls up on them.
Getting high and playing video games is the best! I swear to ducking God!
[deleted]
04/06/2024
01:01 AM
#46
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Glob
04/06/2024
03:40 AM
#47
Nukazie posted...
levitation for only 3 feet off of solid ground

Couldnt this potentially be useful for quickly descending from high places?
MEGAsoldier
04/06/2024
03:43 AM
#48
I can make a magic sword that can slice through anything without even cutting it.
LinkDaLunatic
04/06/2024
03:44 AM
#49
can fart at will. regardless of your diet or how frequently you fart, you will always have one in the chamber
There's a time and place for everything... but not now.
ViewtifulJoe
04/06/2024
03:49 AM
#50
All footsteps you hear are perceived as being 30 times louder.
Still waiting on that third threat
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