CE Confessionary - Endgame

This confessionary has a lot of teasing about Harpie's boobs ._.

Probably my fault tbh, I leaned into it maybe a bit too much whoopsies. Then again, I fully believe in the Free The Nipple movement so

I feel like a major contrarian because any time I watch an anime and there's some sort of love triangle or harem or otherwise other girl (or boy) who wants the MC's attention, I usually end up rooting for the person who I know is losing. Idk, I just kind of grow to resent the "winning girl" and I don't know why. Even when I still like the winning character like in Monogatari (is it really a spoiler if they get together in, like, Episode 3... idk, but iykyk), I'm like "yeah, she's cool, but I want THAT character to win". I was watching Hokkaido Gals are Super Adorable about half a monthish ago and I came in liking the girl who I presume wins but by the end of the season, I was all like "okay, whatever, you're mid anyway"

The love traingle/harem thing happens in a lot of books I read, and I feel the exact same. I'M SORRY that I thing the "bad guy" ISN'T THAT HOT. Smh the lead MC's in books always look over the the stable, kind, and funny one and then jump down the pants of the asshole. Smh

it is time to take care of my needs

go get em tiger

Finally, I have many sins to confess. "RULES: - Keep it PG-13 and TOS friendly" - I have no sins to confess...

Well, I mean, if you type it in a way that I can redact certain words for ce and we still know what's going on....

It really sucks to have effectively demoted myself to lurker status, lol

Hey I got a spare alt for u if u want it. It's already been shared with someone before and the mods did not notice/care

hi, i also have a foot fetish but dont discriminate against the parts of the foot. the soles, tops, balls, toes, arches, heels can all be beautiful! what i dont get is people who are attracted to shoes and socks, theres nothing to see there!

I mean, the idea of someone yankin it to the newest pairs of Yeezy's sounds pretty forward thinking to me

The love of my life posts here sometimes. She has long since moved on but I wish her the best. I hope that when CE finally dies it will give her some peace of mind in that she won't have to worry about me being around anymore. I'll always miss her but the person who was attracted to me does not exist anymore.

Would you tell us about this tragic love story? What happened? It's ce's own Shakespearean play

Barbra Streisand

god is a woman

Beep bep

The sounds of our ce lord and savior are finally trickling into Confessionary.. I've been salivating over this very moment for years. What could it all mean??

A CEman washes up on a deserted island after a shipwreck. When he finds a cave to sleep in for the night, he notices an old lamp. He rubs it and a genie pops out. The genie offers him three wishes. For his first wish, the CEman asks for the return of hornyposting. Bam, genie grants it. Second wish, the CEman thinks for a bit before finally saying "I'd like a jetpack, so I can get home." Bam. He's got a jetpack. He goes home and returns to shitposting on CE. A few days later, the genie comes along and reminds him he still has one wish. The CEman thinks for a second, then replies, "You know what? I wanna [REDACTED] a dog [REDACTED]."

NOOOOOOOOOO this was SO CLOSE TO GREATNESS WTF I feel SWINDLED, TRICKED, ABUSED. How could you do that to me, to CE, TO EVERYONE, right there in the end?? I trusted you..

What's the question about Java arrays?

Specifically it's about ArrayLists and reference variables and what's the point? What's the point of having both arrays and ArrayLists?? Aren't ArrayLists superior? What's the hate against primitive variables? ALSO wtf is this input stream stuff and this class/public/private BS I'm way over my head.. I need to get my shit together before the next class begins mid May.
..
Anyways if anyone has any good resources for me to check out and learn, that'd be awesome. A 10/10 act of kindness, actually. It's not clicking with my professor. It's crazy I passed this class with a B tbh

What does Harpie think about foot fetishism? Does she have a pretty pair of feet?

Ngl I hate feet. Even my own feet. The only time my feet are bare is when I sleep and when I shower

That being said I'm like 99% sure I've posted the bottom of my feet in fishnets when I did that soft goth topic. The socks just didn't look cute in the fishnets

I don't think I ever posted feet on CE even on accident lol

Harpie posted...

NOOOOOOOOOO this was SO CLOSE TO GREATNESS WTF I feel SWINDLED, TRICKED, ABUSED. How could you do that to me, to CE, TO EVERYONE, right there in the end?? I trusted you..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4z9yW72A1o

I met a somewhat mentally unstable person on discord a few years ago that I led on for many months. He was a small time streamer that developed a huge e-crush on me after he saw me in a group video chat. Would give me a ton of praise on my looks which im not that used to hearing (im a guy). Anyway we eventually e-dated and a few months in I started sending him nsfw videos of myself which led to me doing it over video chat. I was addicted to his praise. All I got out of it was being made a mod on his 250 people server lol.. well eventually he wanted me to come and visit him and I got scared and ghosted. I would later see him write fanfic over discord about us a few weeks later. I was incognito lol. I was in my early 20s and he was close to 30. Tbh he was probably harmless just very lonely like I was. I really considered making it real but I get stressed out over traveling and some other things I have to work on.

That's fair enough, jumping from a purely online relationship to something more real is.. a lot. And it clearly wasn't something you were comfortable with. Ain't nothing wrong with that. The mod thing is kinda funny though lol

What if instead of mushroom clouds, nukes created penis clouds?

There's an alternative universe where this does occur, and you've devastated me with the news I will never live in that universe ._.
OH SHIT, I THINK THAT'S RUSSIA'S CLOUD COCK 9000 EMERGING FROM NYC, EVERYBODY RUN

Nah, I don't need an alt. All I want is to be able to talk about stuff without people flipping out or being stalkerly

See, and if I keep confessionary open you got the open mic you need if you ever wanna stir the pot but on purpose this time! Also who is stalking u cause I will find them for you. They ain't got nothing on me

Dash cam guy here. There's a couple reasons why the video is emotional for me. The girl I'm with is really attracted to me but can't be in a relationship at that time, said she can't get 'feels' (this happened almost 6 years ago). We make out at a red light and she asked me why I have to be such a good kisser ._. this was after I told her that the first time I held hands with a girl ( at 25, I was a late bloomer) was better than the first time I kissed a girl. It almost feels like I wasn't the person experiencing the events rewatching it all these years later.

That must've hit hard at the time. There's hardly a worse feeling than being so infatuated and attracted to someone who insists on not developing feels, but will kiss you like a lover anyways ._.

nukes do create penis clouds, they just have a big tip and a small shaft

HighSeraph posted...

I don't think I ever posted feet on CE even on accident lol

Listen the soft goth trend was made saucy when MegaTech jumped in. And I wasn't boutta be outstaged by MegaTech, no matter now devastatingly handsome that man is >.>

Erika_Redmark posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4z9yW72A1o

It's me, it's all of us. Let us have a moment of silence for our naivety during this moment of great deception
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b3a7c92c.jpg

thronedfire2 posted...

nukes do create penis clouds, they just have a big tip and a small shaft

See but the problem is that in order to look like a penis, it's gotta look like a penis . An almost penis cloud is unacceptable and I cannot believe our world leaders are letting this happen

Harpie posted...

See but the problem is that in order to look like a penis, it's gotta look like a penis . An almost penis cloud is unacceptable and I cannot believe our world leaders are letting this happen

they look like Trump's little mushroom penis

they wanted to make nukes bigger but he got jealous

Harpie posted...

Specifically it's about ArrayLists and reference variables and what's the point? What's the point of having both arrays and ArrayLists?? Aren't ArrayLists superior? What's the hate against primitive variables? ALSO wtf is this input stream stuff and this class/public/private BS I'm way over my head.. I need to get my shit together before the next class begins mid May.

In software engineering, there is very rarely ever something that is considered superior in every respect. What's important is understanding what something is, and what problems it is well suited to solving... and what problems it isn't. And then furthermore, why.

Generally, the language is supporting arrays because that's the logical primitive of an, well, array of some type. The items are laid out in memory contiguously (I won't get into CPU cache lines right now) when defined in this way. This is just a primitive and if you had no standard library at all, you could still make an array because it's intrinsic to the language itself.

ArrayList is, indeed in most cases, a better choice for APIs and most standard usage and is implemented using an actual array, but provides easier and cleaner methods for operating on it, and behaves better with the rest of the Java generic type system. It implements the List interface which helps with writing generic code (I just need to take some list, not some specific kind of list). However, it shouldn't be seen as a superior alternative -- it is backed by the concept of an array primitive... but then again so are a lot of other data structures. Primitives map to the low level 'stuff' you need in order to get started building anything else on top of it. The closer you get to primitives the more speed and power you have, but the harder the code can be to read. A lot of software engineering is going to be understanding why these things exist and making informed choices on what structures work best for what reasons. In the ArrayList example, you have a very basic list structure implemented in the library backed by the primitives of the language. In many cases, this is what you need when you want some list of items.

Private/public and all that is another aspect of software design where the general principle is that you are writing code that others are going to use and build off of. Ignore 'protected' for now -- the general idea is that some subfunctions are easier to read or leverage if they are separated out, but they aren't intended for any code outside that class to care about. Making them public clutters the API and confuses other devs who are going to be using that class. Making something public essentially means making a contract with others, perhaps some yet-to-be-made code, that calling method X produces effect Y. If you write documentation for your methods and think of 'what are the preconditions for inputs, what is the expected output', you are basically making a contract and your implementation has to fulfill that. Getting away from the words 'public' and 'private', ultimately what you are doing is controlling what your entry points are to some given chunk of code, and letting the rest of the details be hidden.

These points are valid regardless of the language even if they are implemented very differently from language to language -- so to end this, I am going to recommend something that has nothing to do with Java. I don't have anything off the top of my head, but I'd look at some works on general design patterns. Understanding what it means to solve problems in a programming space will help to appreciate why things exist in whatever language you are using. Perhaps pick up some python -- I don't particularly like the language but for getting started it's a lot faster to actually jump into and start writing and running things. And remember, programming isn't just programming. It's software design. Programming implements that design, but understanding what it means to design software will inform your understanding of specific elements of a language. I'd also recommend taking an Assembly class (doesn't matter the architecture), even if you literally never write a line of it afterwards.

And as always -- there are always going to be artifacts in any language. Languages evolve and we learn that ways that were seen to be 'good ideas' turned out terrible. There's a reason you rarely see Vector anymore and just see ArrayList . We've since learnt the pitfalls of Serialisation and having hidden constructors to make objects and the security exploits that can open up. Properties has a bad inheritance structure that can make it confusing to use... etc etc.

It's a complex world. I'd start with the fundamentals of what it means to design good software, and how the computer is actually executing instructions for said software. A lot of the questions you have I had, and I better understood the why's once I understood things at both a lower level and a higher level (assembly/hardware for lower, general software design principles for higher)

I want harpie and crimsoness to sandwich [REDACTED] between [REDACTED]

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/da70e224.jpg
Sandwiches don't even taste that good anyways

would be unhinged behavior? but isn't that the quality of every CE denizen? either way, you could be more active there. good people all around

I'll post a bit more eventually. And yes, popping in and posting boob pics in a discord I am inactive in just cause is a lil unhinged >.>
I feel like I gotta get to know someone first. Not just ANYONE can see these tatas

Did U get flabby after losing weight? How do I get rid of that

Idk man, you're asking the wrong person. I always have a lil belly. This is me at 105lb, my lowest weight, and you can still see it through this dress. I"m currently ~115lb and it's a big insecurity of mine. Probably if I was actually consistent in the gym I could get rid of the flab
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/dd72649a.jpg

Erika_Redmark posted...

In software engineering, there is very rarely ever something that is considered superior in every respect. What's important is understanding what something is, and what problems it is well suited to solving... and what problems it isn't. And then furthermore, why.

Generally, the language is supporting arrays because that's the logical primitive of an, well, array of some type. The items are laid out in memory contiguously (I won't get into CPU cache lines right now) when defined in this way. This is just a primitive and if you had no standard library at all, you could still make an array because it's intrinsic to the language itself.

ArrayList is, indeed in most cases, a better choice for APIs and most standard usage and is implemented using an actual array, but provides easier and cleaner methods for operating on it, and behaves better with the rest of the Java generic type system. It implements the List interface which helps with writing generic code (I just need to take some list, not some specific kind of list). However, it shouldn't be seen as a superior alternative -- it is backed by the concept of an array primitive... but then again so are a lot of other data structures. Primitives map to the low level 'stuff' you need in order to get started building anything else on top of it. The closer you get to primitives the more speed and power you have, but the harder the code can be to read. A lot of software engineering is going to be understanding why these things exist and making informed choices on what structures work best for what reasons. In the ArrayList example, you have a very basic list structure implemented in the library backed by the primitives of the language. In many cases, this is what you need when you want some list of items.

Private/public and all that is another aspect of software design where the general principle is that you are writing code that others are going to use and build off of. Ignore 'protected' for now -- the general idea is that some subfunctions are easier to read or leverage if they are separated out, but they aren't intended for any code outside that class to care about. Making them public clutters the API and confuses other devs who are going to be using that class. Making something public essentially means making a contract with others, perhaps some yet-to-be-made code, that calling method X produces effect Y. If you write documentation for your methods and think of 'what are the preconditions for inputs, what is the expected output', you are basically making a contract and your implementation has to fulfill that. Getting away from the words 'public' and 'private', ultimately what you are doing is controlling what your entry points are to some given chunk of code, and letting the rest of the details be hidden.

These points are valid regardless of the language even if they are implemented very differently from language to language -- so to end this, I am going to recommend something that has nothing to do with Java. I don't have anything off the top of my head, but I'd look at some works on general design patterns. Understanding what it means to solve problems in a programming space will help to appreciate why things exist in whatever language you are using. Perhaps pick up some python -- I don't particularly like the language but for getting started it's a lot faster to actually jump into and start writing and running things. And remember, programming isn't just programming. It's software design. Programming implements that design, but understanding what it means to design software will inform your understanding of specific elements of a language. I'd also recommend taking an Assembly class (doesn't matter the architecture), even if you literally never write a line of it afterwards.

And as always -- there are always going to be artifacts in any language. Languages evolve and we learn that ways that were seen to be 'good ideas' turned out terrible. There's a reason you rarely see Vector anymore and just see ArrayList . We've since learnt the pitfalls of Serialisation and having hidden constructors to make objects and the security exploits that can open up. Properties has a bad inheritance structure that can make it confusing to use... etc etc.

It's a complex world. I'd start with the fundamentals of what it means to design good software, and how the computer is actually executing instructions for said software. A lot of the questions you have I had, and I better understood the why's once I understood things at both a lower level and a higher level (assembly/hardware for lower, general software design principles for higher)

Thank you so much for this incredible detailed and thoughtful response! I was being pretty silly with my explanation of the areas I was lacking in, but you were genuine and helped me recontextualize a lot of these concepts.
Understanding why things exist and when they're useful is a better way to think about it. Much better than me rereading a textbook chapter over and over again lol. Coding in other languages like Python makes sense but I would never has tried Assembly.. we'll see how that goes. Imma give myself a project or two to work on for summer break. That'll help solidify some ideas for me. You're awesome!!

Doesn't it make you uncomfortable having so many random people hounding you to try to get you to post your tits? Goddamn

I confess that one time I accidentally outed my coworker for having a micropenis >.>

Harpie posted...

I confess that one time I accidentally outed my coworker for having a micropenis >.>

Pororin!

Come be active in the Turbam discord harpie.

Harpie posted...

I confess that one time I accidentally outed my coworker for having a micropenis >.>

You said you wouldn't tell anyone!

Harpie posted...

I want harpie and crimsoness to sandwich [REDACTED] between [REDACTED]

teep_ posted...

Come be active in the Turbam discord harpie.

I said hi, now I should be good for the next 6 months

Pororin posted...

Pororin!

HighSeraph posted...

You said you wouldn't tell anyone!

I can't help it- it just happened!!

Basically I was flirting with tiny chad (5'2 gym bro) and he sent me an unsolicited dick pic on snap. I told my two friends, since he sent me the pic while we were on a 2am Denny's spree, and they LOST it. They begged and begged to know how big his dick was. I refused to say. They begged for over an hour; worn down, I finally let them know. It was about the length of his middle finger. Keep in mind that all 4 of us (me, 2 friends, and tiny chad) were ALL coworkers.

The next day at work, they see me sitting next to him on our lunch break. One of them hands me a note. It says, "3 inches." I immediately become beet red upon reading it. My friends laugh like maniacs, this is the funniest shit in the world apparently. Tiny chad notices their teasing and my extremely embarrassed face. He asks, "Harpie, what's on that paper?" I refuse to answer, and try to hide it away from him.

TINY CHAD LUNGES ACROSS THE TABLE to grab it from me. Since he's a gym bro and literally goes to bodybuilding competitions, he wins and grasps the paper from me. Without thinking, he reads it out loud for the rest of our boomer coworkers to hear: "THREE INCHES"

At first, he's confused. What is so funny about 3 inches? THEN, the realization sets in. His face drops. Everyone else in that room starts laughing except me cause I wanna cry. I didn't want this. Then he storms out the break room with the saddest look on his face I've ever seen.

I'm not proud of it ._.

oof

on the one hand, unsolicited dick pics are never cool

on the other, I cringed just reading that

lol I forgot all about tiny chad feels like forever ago

teep_ posted...

oof

on the one hand, unsolicited dick pics are never cool

on the other, I cringed just reading that

He didn't deserve it. It wasn't 100% unsolicited since we were definitely flirting but I did not expect it. Nonetheless I probably could have been more discreet wirh my friends >.>

HighSeraph posted...

lol I forgot all about tiny chad feels like forever ago

I have more recent updates on him too, ce's body isn't ready

Harpie posted...

I have more recent updates on him too, ce's body isn't ready

time for a tell-all topic!

you must be sick of the tit pic requests so plz post ass

see THAT is something I am willing to get behind. My ass has seen SO much progress in the last year it's crazy

I wish I was better at putting my thoughts into words. A lot of my interactions and arguments on CE over the years stem from that problem.

have u thought about speech therapy? I say that cause I need it too ._.

Dear, Harpie . I do, have a confession. I believe you are one of the last best posters we have left, I believe I speak for us all when I say thank you. I still have a sign pic of you from like, 4 years ago. Always remember Youre a rockstar! You can do this$

Aww, thank you so much!! You're one of the lucky few that ever got a sign pic it seems- you must've been worthy in my eyes <33

Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

Not even Long Dick Johnson has 3 inches?? Smh

I got soap in my pee hole and it burned

But what'd you do that for??

Harpie posted...

see THAT is something I am willing to get behind . My ass has seen SO much progress in the last year it's crazy

I see what you did thar

Tag

I desire to engage [Redacted] with a canine.

WHO started this meme in my Confessionary??? You better speak the fuck up cause I need a word with you

mashed potatoes. Gravy. chicken Fingers. jeepers Creepers

Idk what this means but I would like to take this time to say that Raising Canes has the best fried chicken tenders on the planet

My wife and I were looking at a home that we were interested in buying. I had to take a dump in the worst way, so I used the bathroom. Could not find toilet paper anywhere, so I wiped my ass on a towel and put it back in the rack. I still feel bad about it, even though it was over 10 years ago. We didnt buy the house.

Wtf, at least have the decency to steal the towel at that point. Why didn't you commit?? Finding no towel >>>>>>> finding your towel covered in shit

Imagine a 50 megaton fart blast. Like, the blast power of Tsar Bomba but no heat, no radioactive fallout, just a massive blast wave of the foulest fart odor imaginable.

This is probably the next stage of chemical terrorism tbh. I hear your mom would be able to initiate the blast the day after Taco Tuesday.

Why did the Canadian bishop go to the drycleaners? Because I wanna [Redacted] dog in [Redacted].

not AGAIN pls no I can't do this anymore
._.

I like to pretend that I'd enjoy having an abusive girlfriend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrPUvC7q6AY&ab_channel=NickiDaily

Yall realize highseraph is crimsoness right? I'm not sure she could be more unsubtle lmao

:0
omg
The conspiracy begins. Is Crimson the gift that keeps on giving???

How tall are you? You can barely see any hint of belly in that pic lol

105 pounds is pretty tiny

Harpie posted...

Yall realize highseraph is crimsoness right? I'm not sure she could be more unsubtle lmao

Just out me why don't you?

This survived, that's interesting haha. I remembered when I tried doing it when TC got banned and most of the confessions were some really vile shit towards TC.

LoL thought I was blocked by someone or something when i first start reading topic. but I see now I'm just dumb

Harpie posted...

WHO started this meme in my Confessionary??? You better speak the fuck up cause I need a word with you

There was a user here once named Gilberto. He admitted to doing....things....to his dog. I'm sure that's where these confessions originate from.

BlazinBlue88 posted...

There was a user here once named Gilberto. He admitted to doing....things....to his dog. I'm sure that's where these confessions originate from.

Even worse, it wasn't his dog, it was a stray.

HighSeraph posted...

Just out me why don't you?

Is this true!? I'm so dense I've not recognized one of your new accounts like 4 times at this point

Lonestar2000 posted...

Even worse, it wasn't his dog, it was a stray.

Oh no.....

DocileOrangeCup posted...

Is this true!?

Yeah

Raising Cane's is pretty mid

:0
ur so wrong for this

I'm the confessor from the last topic who confessed to writing a "furry Danganronpa" story. To give a quick summary, after binging through the series during COVID lockdown I wanted more, so I decided to write my own. The cast wound up becoming furries to put a different spin on it, and to give some interesting traits to lean on for some characters, like a half-sheep half-tiger girl who's self-conscious about the stripes in her wool. Anyway, I wanted to report that unfortunately, I had to abandon writing the story because as it turned out, nobody cared to read it. I made it about 30 chapters at 4000 words apiece, which covered up to the third murder, before giving up. Part of me wants to finish the story anyway, but a bigger part doesn't see the point with no audience. :(

Your story sounds awesome, so if you want to continue writing it; do it! Your worth is not determined by the amount of people who read it, and basing your purpose for writing based on others is setting yourself up for failure. Prove it to yourself that you can see it through; make yourself proud

Harpie: "my body's ready for the leak" Me: Hell yeah...

I thought we were leaking DToasts criminal history?? What's wrong???

Secretly wish people would thirst over me like they do for you, ngl

lmao to be honest I'm really not sure why some people thirst over me. My body is nothing special and for some reason ce wants to see my boobs despite 1) being small and 2) having scars from a breast reduction.. I don't get it
But I mean if you also want the ceman that found my facebook because he's convinced we were in a relationship, go ahead! Take him, please! He's freaking me out.. he's a familiar face here on ce too >.>

I'm glad to call Harpie my friend. We took a chance inviting her to the Drinking Discord and it hasn't been an awful experience.

Aww, thank you <333
The drinking group is hilarious and I'm glad to contribute to the chaos, sometimes

What are your favorite type of museums Harpie? Art, Science, or History?

Tbh I haven't been to many museums; most of them cost money I don't really have. I'd probably be into science and history museums the most, but I'd definitely would need to go with someone else. Part of the fun would be being able to talk with someone else about what we're seeing

I witnessed my Dad have a tantrum over my Mom not wanting any intimancy last night. He pulled the "im the breadwinner of the house" card and threatened to kick her out amongst other things to try to hurt her ego. He ended up sleeping on the couch. Also yes im still living with my family. I feel bad for my mom although she acts like nothing happened. I will eventually move out and if my mom wants to live with me ill let her. My dad's a serial cheater and cant control his emotions. Thank god he doesnt hit us but still, he needs to calm tf down. Im also pretty sure he is preventing my mom from seeing her parents that may die within this decade (they are old).

Jeez, I'm sorry for your mother. That is a long time to be living with an abuser like that. When do you think you can move out?

But damn this really brought back some unpleasant memories for me. Genuinely, I feel kinda sick now.
Sad Harpie storytime below, don't read if you wanna have a good time lol
One of the last times I saw my mom, she came to me with a swollen black eye and a dislocated shoulder. Her hair had been crudely hacked off with scissors by her bf, and she was skinny as a rail. My grandma and I took her to the ER for her shoulder, and she begged and begged me to not tell paramedics her bf did that to her. I kept my mouth shut and she was dead within the year. The idea that maybe she could still be alive had I said something still keeps me awake at night sometimes.

Past users doing stuff to their dogs has nothing to do with the confessions, I assure you. I'm just bored and referencing the Blink 182 song.

lol WHAT. Has that been it this entire time?? Wtf is Blink 182 doin with the dogs...

thronedfire2 posted...

How tall are you? You can barely see any hint of belly in that pic lol

105 pounds is pretty tiny

I have 4'11 but I have 6'4 energy so that basically means I'm tall as fuck. 105 seems small but it's still the the mid range of a normal BMI for my height. Me at 115lb rn is nearing an overweight BMI
It's a SCAM

HighSeraph posted...

Just out me why don't you?

Oh uh... I just thought it was a theory..
Hi Crimson!!

DocileOrangeCup posted...

Is this true!? I'm so dense I've not recognized one of your new accounts like 4 times at this point

LOL this is me as well I am so fuckin dumb when it comes to recognizing people. I needa buy some brain neurons or something, you know where to get those?

Harpie posted...

LOL this is me as well I am so fuckin dumb when it comes to recognizing people. I needa buy some brain neurons or something, you know where to get those?

I'm hesitant to call anybody I'm not super familiar with by their name ever because, even if I'm 95% sure I know their name, I feel like I'll fuck up and say the wrong one.

Also no sorry I sold my last BRAIN NEURON for a large Wendy's chili with cheese and onion.

ok 4'11 is pretty short

but you shouldn't be worried about your belly. everyone has a belly.

some people even have a belly that weighs almost as much as you do.

you ever say a word so many times that it starts to sound weird? that's how I feel about belly now.

Harpie posted...

I have 4'11

You're itty bitty!

DocileOrangeCup posted...

I'm hesitant to call anybody I'm not super familiar with by their name ever because, even if I'm 95% sure I know their name, I feel like I'll fuck up and say the wrong one.

Also no sorry I sold my last BRAIN NEURON for a large Wendy's chili with cheese and onion.

You ever do that though? Actually call someone the wrong name? If there's lore here I need to know what it is

Wtf you were supposed to SAVE it for later!! Smh and at Wendy's too?? Maybe I'm a hater but Wendys isnt worth ur last neuron. Maybe ihop but not Wendys

thronedfire2 posted...

ok 4'11 is pretty short
but you shouldn't be worried about your belly. everyone has a belly.
some people even have a belly that weighs almost as much as you do.
you ever say a word so many times that it starts to sound weird? that's how I feel about belly now.

HighSeraph posted...

You're itty bitty!

ImAMarvel posted...

Lol we have a fucking womanlet over here
Look at this womanlet and laugh.

Listen here buckos, like I said, I got 6'4 energy so you better watch yourself before you wreck yourselves. With a ladder, anything is possible and I will NOT hesitate to dump fondue on all of your heads

Godnorgosh posted...

I hope he's locked up for life

ImAMarvel posted...

Wow, sorry you had to deal with that. Your mom's bf at the time seems like a massive piece of shit.

Locked up for life? I'll do you one better- he's dead!
Lmfao he passed away at the same time as my mom. It was an accidental fentanyl overdose; their usual crack dealer must've been outta town or somethin idk.

I know it's really fucked up, but learning he passed away with my mom gave me so much peace. I would have never felt settled if she had died and he survived.

HighSeraph posted...

You're itty bitty!

I'm taller then Harpie.

I was [Redacted] as a teenager by a guy I met from the internet. He picked me up at the mall and took me out to a remote area and forced me to [Redacted sex act] or he'd leave me in there and I had no idea where I was and cellphones weren't really a thing. I've only ever told one other person.

I'm sorry that happened to you. That's pretty heavy, but I'm glad you felt safe enough to confide in even one person.

you really should out the guy who found your facebook though, or at least allude to their identity

Idk, he's known to be some kind of monster on these boards. Haven't seen his face in a while here actually..

Crimsoness is really really pretty

She really really is. A 10/10. She's got that kinda mysterious, effortlessly hot kinda look

I got in a car accident, that's all.

What'd you do that for?? Smh cemen these days

ItzKnightz posted...

I'm taller then Harpie.

Is this supposed to be difficult

Harpie posted...

Idk, he's known to be some kind of monster on these boards.

Brutai?

Harpie posted...

Listen here buckos, like I said, I got 6'4 energy so you better watch yourself before you wreck yourselves. With a ladder, anything is possible and I will NOT hesitate to dump fondue on all of your heads

I'm scared to get on a ladder so you could probably do whatever you wanted

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