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Heh, over 3 years, I guess it's possible. I've had some periods without internet access during summer vacations.

Jeff, it's really just karma! Mildly fun stuff when you go up in rank, though, hence this topic.

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nintendogirl1 posted...
From: Vlado | #021
Except you delete a bunch of stuff that doesn't break the ToU.

That's just not true. Rather, the majority of the posters on this site don't actually know what the ToU says and believe theat everything they say is divine and therefore can't be deleted, because it's true/he deserved it/it's not illegal where I live/some other stupid reason.

Please. You know better than I do that it's completely true. I wish I saved all my moderations... And, as you can see, a bunch of people agree with me. Sorry, but while the ToU are quite well written, the competence of the people enforcing them is not always on par.

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Agree!

It references a stupid thing, anyway.

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Thanks, guys!

Menji, no idea... I've only had a couple of karma loss moderations in the last year or so, but I don't log in for a day or two sometimes. However, that hardly amounts to a 74 karma difference.

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Your point? It's the Duke Nukem style, of course it'll be consistent between 3D and F.

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Zachnorn posted...
"I have a configuration file that should replace the corrupted one, so you don't have to reinstall the game and install a few gigabytes in patches on your 56k modem just to play it." - 3KL for illegal activities.

Typical.

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nintendogirl1 posted...
From: Jeff Zero | #017
45KL? Wow. I didn't even know they dealt in things that high.

We uh.. don't.

And I'm not sure how it's overzealous to go through the queue, see a post that breaks the ToU and delete it. That's... how everything gets deleted.

Except you delete a bunch of stuff that doesn't break the ToU.

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Ocelot
Big Boss

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81 Grandia II.

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demonfang178 posted...
^Wait. THAT'S the review? Barring that I've seen reviews on Amazon longer and more detailed than that, I'll have to take it...I guess.

I dunno. I suppose I was expecting something...more from a review that I was under the perception would counteract everything else said against the game. Particularly that I heard while the level design is creative at first, it becomes metallic hallway haven in the second half, how the difficulty likes to take random spikes, how the shooting mechanic is wonky, the guns are lacking, or how the humor is rudimentary and juvenile.

If I were a professional reviewer and made money off it, I'd have tried harder!

Disagree about the level design, difficulty was pretty consistent, shooting worked perfectly (two gun limit aside), guns were great, humour was amazing.

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LotR. More thought-provoking.

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Thanks, Janus!

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76 .hack//Infection Part 1.

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He's been online since, so maybe it just didn't work out and he's too ashamed to show up in this topic?

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That's not an option!

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demonfang178 posted...
Vlado posted...
If they had, the game wouldn't have got such low reviews. There's absolutely no excuse for giving this game anything below 7/10.

You should write a review then.

I have! It only covers the single-player, though, wrote it right after I beat the game.



Duke Nukem Forever was such a fun game, I really don't get why many reviewers decided to hate on it. There are a few problems, make no mistake - mainly the 2007-2008 level graphics, the fact that Duke can, for some reason, carry only 2 guns, regenerating health instead of health packs. Everything else, though, is excellent, ESPECIALLY if you enjoy Duke Nukem humour. If you do, this game is a true feast. The jokes are second to none, the game just keeps a smile on your face for extended periods of time.

There's a LOT of attention to detail (pretty entertaining Duke Nukem burger cartons in one of the stages, for instance). The game offers great variety, it's not all shooting, there are puzzles, there's some first-person platforming (nothing too difficult), a lot of things are covered. The stages are quite varied, both in terms of design and in terms of what you have to do - there are driving stages, water stages, stages where you are small and have to fight your ways through rats or even big aliens, a stage set like a Western movie, etc. There are plenty of entertaining mini-games like pool, weight lifting, pinball, etc. The boss battles are quite epic and intense.

I guess the game is a bit on the easy side on Normal difficulty, but then again, you're Duke Nukem, it's natural that you kick epic amounts of ass. The story is nothing special, of course, but the game is all about the humour. Duke Nukem is better than ever, I'd say Jon St. John's voice is even more badass 15 years later!

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Aecioo posted...
vlado why didn't you ever respond to that topic where you were all "CAPTURE THE BABE IS THE BEST THING EVER" and we were all "uh, it's the same thing as capture the flag, you know that right"

i miss that topic

What the hell, I thought that topic died with only my post because nobody responded for hours, lol.

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The vehicle sections aren't lengthy at all, actually.

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Bzzt, wrong! Too stuck in the past, I guess. Both games are awesome in their own right.

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MoogleKupo141 posted...
There's absolutely no excuse for giving this game anything below 7/10.

except it being not good

that seems like a reasonable excuse

It's good.

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Holy crap, DNF at 50% on Steam!!!

BUY NOW!

Portal 2 is also 50% off, I think I'm finally getting it.

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DNF is true to the original ideas of 3D Realms. Yeah, it's not like today's run-of-the-mill shooter, but I wouldn't have it any other way!

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If they had, the game wouldn't have got such low reviews. There's absolutely no excuse for giving this game anything below 7/10.

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4 Final fantasy 7.

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It's funny how people talking trash haven't played DNF at all.

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Welcome to gamefaqs.

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SC single player is fun.

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Team Fortress 2 can eat its heart out. Smaller teams make for a much more dynamic experience and each team member's performance is crucial.

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71 Xenogears.

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LinkMarioSamus posted...
pjbasis posted...
Ocarina of Time is the best game ever and WW is trash.

And it's people like this that are the #1 reason why Ocarina of Time is the most overrated game of all time - because they consider superior games in the same franchise to be trash.

Get this mobster out of here.

Fully agreed. *tosses pj out of the topic*

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Wrong!

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Alright, time for a new question: What is Captain America's objective in the beginning of the NES Captain America & The Avengers?

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Psycho_Kenshin posted...
Theon_Greyjoy posted...
Character Battle 2011

I like this!

Me too!



A point for Paperwarior!

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Hail!

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C, duh.

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She's pretty. Weird of you to tell us how to get to the pics without actually posting them, doesn't make you any less guilty, you know!

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His opinion of the game is more or less correct.

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Good guess with Death Rally, but still not the right answer!

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ZFS posted...
Blulum posted...
It's hilarious that a rumor gets started that the game is already localized and suddenly people are all "OMG I WANT TO HAVE REGGIE'S CHILDREN IF ONLY I WERE A WOMAN" again. People ignoring how bad NoA has been since 2006, the year he became president. It goes waaaay beyond Xenoblade and TLS...

People do this frequently with Nintendo in general!

So true!

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Yes, great cartoon!

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I guess I cannot stop you from looking these up on Google, so it's up to you how you play. I'll be posting questions every once in a while, first person to get the answer correctly gets a point. I'll be keeping the score.

Question 1: Name a game whose final boss is Duke Nukem.

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Yes.

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81 Grandia II.

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76 .hack//Infection Part 1.

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Tornadoman
Creole Fantasm

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She was merely a Miss California in 1964:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0149294/

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OBJECTION!!

That's not Miss USA 1962 at all!

http://www.bellezavenezolana.net/MU/62/MissUSA62.htm

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Ken Griffey Jr.

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