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I thought it was decent for a while but the addition of fairy tale creatures doesn't really take it far away from being a standard procedural. The side characters were really fun though. Werewolf dude and sexy gerbil lady were great.

It's not even just about kids. These girls should not be able to literally advertise literal porn on Youtube. I thought y'all liked to complain about capitalism run amok.

SpawnShadow posted...

The next porno trend will be producing and spreading pornography at all once puritanical far-right governments like the Republican-hijacked US outlaw its production, sale, ownership, hosting, and viewing.

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This. It's been top dog for over a decade now. It ain't no trend.

In space no one can here you wahoo

3=NV>4>76

I'm really just in it for the exploration and wacky wasteland tales so 3 and NV are basically the same game to me. On paper 4 should be better but I just don't remember as much about it as the others. 76 was fine after all the fixes but I still felt aimless and all the crafting and survival stuff is really bleh to me.

MrMolinaro posted...

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Who cares? Im beyond tired of puritan pearl clutching. Ignore sex workers if you dont like their content. Theyre not hurting anyone.

Dawg. Youtube is not a porn advertising service. Twitch has been continuously cracking down on way less blatant stuff than this.

I saw one of these a while back and now it seems like there's a bunch. They're just advertising their OF accounts but are pretending it's a real fashion/haul channel so YouTube hasn't really caught on yet. But they aren't engaging or anything like a real channel, they just have their tits out and silently move around for a minute or so. And they just upload videos of their same thing over and over. It's such blatant advertising.

Hmm, might see if I can find some tomorrow. See if there's any difference.

Significantly better than Seinfeld.

ClayGuida posted...

Regeneration. I also hate ammo pickups.

You want regenerating ammo?

pegusus123456 posted...

Aren't the Wrecking Crew joke villains? They're dudes who got hold of magic construction equipment that they use as weapons. I don't think they were ever going to be more than what they were in this show.

Yeah, I didn't really like what they did with them but it's not like they were gonna be the villains in the next Thor.

red

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYiXRzEdxhQ

That sounds like a fake restaurant for a tv show.

Easily top 3 of the MCU shows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umx985rzjTk

Slow mo toy car crashes. This is so incredibly satisfying.

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When Caitlyn Jenner was the hot news ticket I got modded for saying I don't give a shit what her and her ilk are doing. Someone thought I was talking about trans people, not Kardashians. I got it overturned.

For the final, and most clearly detailed time: I want a game which has the core gameplay loop of an action shooter such as Max Payne but with the umbrella mechanics of a survival horror game ie fewer enemies, limited ammunition, item management, and various ways to deal with enemies in order to conserve ammo. Take the RE2 remake and swap out the zombies for terrorists. Think Die Hard as a video game.

Robot2600 posted...

what translations did you read?

Samuel Butler

Glob posted...

Plenty of people have clearly done that before responding to you.

I think you need to entertain the possibility that youre not communicating as clearly as you think you are.

You know CEmen never read the op

Mistere_Man posted...

Well to be fair your topic question is

Why aren't there survival action games?

So honestly thinking you wanted a action heavy survival game seems natural.

Just read the op

Tyranthraxus posted...

Fear Effect is 100% what you were asking for

Yeah, looking at it it's really not too far off. Give that the RE2make treatment and take out the mystical elements and you're in the ballpark.

NoxObscuras posted...

What? Tomb Raider is closer than everything else suggested!? You really need to elaborate then, because Resident Evil + Max Payne does not sound like Tomb Raider at all to me lol.

lol. Because everyone else in here seems to think I'm talking about survival games or action heavy survival horror games. TR isn't really close but it's got a similar thematic style to what I mean.

Gamefaqs is too big to fail. An unsinkable ship!

Just read the Iliad, now I'm on the Odyssey. Both are not at all what I thought they were. Will be reading the Aeneid next.

Mechu posted...

the tomb raider reboots

Honestly this is closer to what I'm talking about than any of this other stuff people are bringing up lmao

nekrodev posted...

I don't think you really have a clear concept of what you're trying to describe, but also, there are tons of games that do this, that maybe you won't admit cuz it's not your exact idea.

No need to get confrontational. I know exactly what I'm describing. A fairly typical TPS but with the slower pace, inventory management, and reverse power fantasy of a survival horror game. Die Hard: The Game. I know the initial pitch was vague but I don't get why everyone is so confused.

StealThisSheen posted...

I do want to say there was, at one point a... Lego? set that everybody thought spoiled something, and the character it had ended up not actually being in the movie. I want to say it was something like... Abomination returning in a movie he wasn't in? It was something like that. I can't remember, offhand.

That said, yeah... If you want a 95% consistent spoiler source, it's toys.

EDIT: And, to be fair, Abomination DID return, eventually, so the toy could have very well been based on an earlier draft.

There was a lego set for Iron Man 3 that I think had the Mandarin in a giant scorpion tank or something. People were very confused how that was going to be introduced into the movie.

ellis123 posted...

Sooo... Deep Fear?

*googles*

...that's zombies

I'm more interested in them turning Joaquin into the new Falcon. In the comics he was uh... a horrifying abomination. I'm sure they're not doing that in the movie so when you have Captain America with wings why does he need a sidekick who is just some dude with wings too?

Hayame_Zero posted...

I think people are thinking TC is referring to survival games mixed with action, but TC means survival horror games.

Yeah, like I specifically mentioned RE. Basically take that and swap out zombies for terrorists.

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Aren't those, like, survival games?

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I've got dozens lol. It's so simple though, it's interesting that I've never heard of anything like this before.

Like, if you take Max Payne and Resident Evil and smoosh them together you basically have a Die Hard game. Why doesn't this exist?

Most people hiring are just as lazy as anyone else. They don't want to list a job, screen applications, and potentially interview a hundred idiots. If someone they know or someone who can be vouched for by someone they know wants the job it takes away a lot of work and stress.

If you didn't like the others you're not gonna like this one.

specialkid8 posted...

I should really go down there and check it out. I bet there's some weird shit going on outside that courthouse.

Damn. I missed my chance

divot1338 posted...

Keyboard + mouse is much more precise.

This is what everyone says but I've never seen it. Mouse is slightly better for some fine movements but trying to use a keyboard for anything but walking in a straight line is carpal tunnel on wheels.

Through a white hot rage I would imagine.

wackyteen posted...

If I'm buying a game for PC, its almost usually a game that will benefit from keyboard and mouse or is on steam sale.

I have consoles, so if a game feels more like a console game, why wouldn't I just play it there?

Same as PC based games coming to console. Why play it with an inferior control scheme when I can just play it the way it was designed

Because you can use a controller on PC. You lose nothing by getting everything that's available on PC. What does "feels like a console game" even mean?

Battlefield Bad Company. Apparently the servers were just shut down a few months ago but it was only released on 360 and PS3. The multiplayer for that one is still better than most that came after and the campaign is awesome too.

I've been on PC for about 3 year now but still use a controller for everything that will allow it. But any time I try to use a keyboard it's just universally awful. It's unintuitive, you have to use your movement fingers for lots of other actions, bending your fingers in weird ways, mouses are finicky, sensitivity always feels way off, and it just plain hurts my hand and wrist. How do people use this as their primary controller?

DocileOrangeCup posted...

It's insane seeing the secret service come and abduct him out of nowhere

Seriously. Literally looks like a president who got shot at.

I should really go down there and check it out. I bet there's some weird shit going on outside that courthouse.

On what timescale? The last week; maybe. The last 10 years; hell no.

^The point the movie is trying to make is that there are other factors besides team color.

Interesting. Where did that come from?