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ADW posted...

Im convinced Im the only fan of Nemesis that exists.

Thank you for the laugh.

Nemesis has been panned by everyone including the cast.

True story, at a convention Marina Sirtis called the director Stuart Baird an "idiot" and she got a STANDING OVATION from the audience!

Stuart Baird didn't direct anything else after Nemesis.

Did you know that that there was plans for a fifth movie that would have wrapped up the 24th Century but after the utter shitness that was Insurrection and Nemesis a thoroughly pissed of Paramount told them what they could go do with it!

Even if Frakes had directed it there wasn't much he could have done with it as it was just a really bad script to begin with.

Tom Hardy refuses to this day to ever talk about it.

I haven't seen that utter disaster since I saw it in the cinema and if I hadn't of been there with my parents I would have walked out.

I totally agree with the TC that First Contact is not only the greatest Star Trek movie made but one of the greatest Sci-Fi movies ever made.

My top 3 ST movies:

1. First Contact
2. Undiscovered Country
3. The Voyage Home

I passed on that bug ridden mess that was Tomb Raider: Angel Of Darkness after the utter crap that was Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation and Tomb Raider: Chronicles had killed my love of the franchise.

Someone please lock this topic.

Try posting your filth here: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1061-1061-sex-and-sexuality

My brain rotted and trickled out my nose decades ago so there is nothing more left to rot.

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ZannoL posted...

Cool puzzles, amazing locations, and addictive platforming helps too.

Here is a fact for you! I only play it because I am hopelessly in love with my darling gorgeous sweetheart and the greatest video game character ever!

The gunplay and exploration is cool and all but I have zero interest in archology and if her creator Toby Guard had made her male like he was originally going to do I wouldn't be anywhere near the franchise.

Take a wild guess of what I think of the franchise!

24 hour clocks >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>12 hour clocks.

I always use the 24 hour clock. Can't remember when I last used the 12 hour clock.

Where is the neither option?

I would much rather eat a plate of my own shits covered in my own vomit than anything from Taco Smell er I mean Taco Bell and I am not a fan of Pizza Hut either.

I have never understood this boards love affair with Taco Bell the worst fast food joint on the planet!

So if I was forced to choose it would be Pizza Hut!

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I have had funnier root canal treatment than this crap joke!

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For me California.

For the ones saying California is overpriced come to rip-off Britain then you will see what the true definition of overpriced truly means!

Probably going to get added for asking this but I would like to ask, How do you find any new topics to post in if you have virtually the whole of CE and a good portion of active users on GameFAQS blocked?

And I thought I was bad with 40 users blocked!

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No point since guns are banned by law in The UK unlike trigger happy Yankeeland!

I wish I could post Custers Revenge which is often called the worst Atari game.

Another bad Atari game is this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNIjVFS3jY4
That is Star Fox.

Not a chance in hell!

You could pay me a million a month and the answer would still be no as this carnivore loves his meat.

I am already a fully fledged member of Starfleet with the rank of Captain.

I have thought about running for Federation President.

Kamil posted...

Is the Federation the WWE? (World Wrestling Federation of the past) I voted for them though the only other one I'd really consider is the Jedi Order. So *shrugs*

No "The Federation" in that poll is The United Federation Of Planets. Crimsoness really should have put that in the poll to avoid confusion.

RaptorLC posted...

Activision had a couple gems on the system, most notably Megamania. On the other hand, I couldn't stand Pitfall.

Haunted House, Adventure, Yars' Revenge, and Astroblast also took up a fair share of my gaming time in the dark era before I got a NES.

My favourite Activision games were Plaque Attack, Freeway, Keystone Kapers and Pitfall 1 & 2.

I also had Yars' Revenge.

The games that took all my time were Space Invaders, Asteroids, Ms Pac-Man, Jr Pac-Man, Donkey Kong and Mario Bros.

These two games would like to say hello:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCPpgt0s70U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmrQkQsM9FU

I am one of the clowns that owned BOTH games.

Florida, California, Nevada, Arizona, Utah

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That video is of The Roundhay Garden Scene. It was recorded in 14th October 1888 and is the oldest surviving film.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roundhay_Garden_Scene

I think Fable III was the best in the series. I have ran through it countless times.

But it helps when you run around with her:
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Thats a screencap of my Princess/Queen that I run around with.

Fable was total crap, 2 is mediocre and 3 is the best.

I have done Fable 3 every way you can think off.

Where the fuck is the option for zero guns?

I live in the United Kingdom where unlike the trigger happy Yanks who think that owning a gun is a right guns are banned in the United Kingdom and even before the law banning them many in the UK couldn't have given a shit about owning a gun.

David Banner does so rip his pants when he Hulks out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7_togfj9cQ

those look pretty ripped to me!

Olives of any kind and Jalapenos for me.

Oh and pineapple is amazing on pizzas.

Yes but who gives a crap!

You can get DLC for the Resident Evil 2 and 3 Remakes that gives you all infinite weapons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRgNOyCnbqg

I would prefer a spin-off with Captain Pollution.

It is 09:40 where I am at time of typing this I am about to go and have breakfast.

If you want a laugh regarding Dasani bottled water go and read about it's disasterous launch of it in Britain.

It was such a disaster that it was taken off the market after only a few months.

First it was discovered that all Coca-Cola was doing was using tap/faucet water from Sidcup in Kent and then putting it through some weird osmosis process which left it with dangerously high values of chemicals in it.

Then they gave us these for advertisements:
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Or another was "Bottled spunk".

Americans except for Coca-Colas advertising department know what "spunk" means in Britain.

Coke has no plans to ever release it again in Britain or Europe.

0/10 you little ban dodger.

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5 million right now please as I really could do with the money.

I have no idea probably Sonic 2 even though I was gaming long long before that.

@MarthGoomba

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That is a fantastic picture you have posted. I just love Firefox Can't Open This Page pictures.

Does no one around here except for St0rmFury know how to post imgur pics ?

Does no one around here check to make sure their post work before posting?

As for the topic that woman really needs a bra.

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Lorne sausage!

Wouldn't the sharks be dead without water? They are like fish needing water to survive and breathe and need to constantly move to live.

So with them being dead because they are out of water it would be an easy skydive.

Guns_of_Verdun posted...

Enterprise has a great theme song

It's just that Trekkies at the time wanted orchestral music like the other series has. They despised change.

Let me show you something:

https://uproxx.com/tv/the-definitive-list-of-the-20-worst-tv-theme-songs-of-all-time/

Look at what they have at #1

https://screenrant.com/worst-tv-theme-songs/#dawson-39-s-creek

Look what they have at #3

https://screenrant.com/worst-tv-theme-songs-reddit/#the-big-bang-theory-2007-2019

Look what is at #2

https://www.radiotimes.com/tv/entertainment/what-is-the-worst-ever-tv-theme-tune-vote-for-your-most-disliked-opening-here/

Look what they have on that list.

Simon Pegg who played Scotty on the Abrams movies has never watched Enterprise because of the theme tune.

Just face facts you are in the minority for liking that freaking Godawful crap in "Where My Heart Will Take Me" sung very poorly by Mr cant sing for toffee Russell Watson.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcGNqrAtsgg

Can't believe I agree with something ImAMarvel has posted.

Kai_Laguna posted...

Star Trek Enterprise.

Can I ask, Just what the hell are you smoking? The Enterprise theme is grade A shit. Did you know fans picketed and protested outside Paramount when they herd the theme tune.

This:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hsn2xVmVuGE

The beautiful "Archers theme" should have been the opening theme of Enterprise.

I have seen that picture before and it doesn't make me smile it makes me want to

Whay the BLEEP is wrong with her feet?

Has she only got eight toes because of inbreeding?

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Again don't come back to me until you have watched Enterprise which rips apart all those in name only streaming series.

Also how the hell can you comment on Enterprise when you haven't watched it. At least I have watched DS9 all the way!

And oh look you still can't give me reasons on why you think DS9 is the best!

Oh and guess what! My favourite all time episode of Trek is Sacrifice Of Angels DS9 Season 6 episode 6.

C-zom posted...

X-Files, my hot take is TNG is my least favorite ST.

DS9 is my favorite, and is better than both poll options.

Oh look yet another one who can't give any reasons on why they think DS9 is the best.

Here is my full response that I gave on Quora on why I do not like DS9:

1. Oh look lets plagiarize and copy Babylon 5 an idea that we the execs at Paramount originally rejected after J. Michael Straczynski proposed it to us in 1991.
2. Lets set it on a Space Station with the characters not going anywhere thus alienating all the fans of TOS and TNG who grew up with the idea that Star Trek was about a Captain on a Starship travelling The Galaxy not being stuck on a Space Station not going anywhere.
3. Quick lets bring in the Defiant to try and win back the fans of TOS and TNG and it worked! Proving yet again a Starship is the way to go over some shit Space Station.
4. Only a Commander can be in charge of a Spacestation! Quick lets make Sisko Captain to again try win over fans of TOS and TNG! Thus changing the original premise of the series.
5. The cast and crew (with the exception of Jadzia, Quark and Garak (OBrien doesnt count as he is a superior TNG crewman)) were so crap and pathetic that the creators freely admit that Worf was brought in to try and win back ratings and viewers.
6. Sisko was so crap as Captain it was unbelieveable. Even the creators could see just how crap he was which is why they tried to change him in to Hawk a character Avery Brooks played in the TV shows Spencer: For Hire and A Man Called Hawk.
7. I agree with one commentator when he said that The Dominion story arc killed Star Trek. It made absolutely fantastic TV but then having to see Janeway and Archer go back to the old ways of trying to talk your way out of a fight just seemed dull and boring in comparison.
8. Another way The Dominion Arc almost killed Star Trek was that Seasons 5, 6 and 7 especially Seasons 6 and 7 suffered terribly because of it. Ill explain. take season 6 after the opening 6 parter only 3 episodes dealt with The Dominion War which meant the rest of the season was filled with utter crap, drivel, fluff and filler episodes. Same for Season 7. It is the only way to explain utter gems and Classics(note extreme sarcasm) in You Are Cordially Invited, Far Beyond The Stars (never watched by me never will), Profit And Lace, The Sound Of Her Voice, Times Orphan, Take Me Out To The Holosuite (Never watched by me and never will) (Oh look we are currently in the middle of a war that we are getting our asses kicked in what shall we do? Oh I know lets invite a Vulcan Captain to a game of that Americanized version of Rounders.), Badda-Bing Badda Bang, Prodigal Daughter (Even the creators apologised for that mess) and Chimera.
9. They destroyed Gul Dukat and Kai Winn by turning them into moustache twirling cartoon villains.
10. I hated the Bajorans and all their Prophets and Pah-Wraiths crap and nonsense. The Sisko this and The Sisko that oh keep quiet. That got boring after the first two episodes. Also why was Sisko emissary when it was both him and Dax that discovered the wormhole.
11. What You Leave Behind was a terrible way to end the series. They build up the amazing Dominion War Arc then rush through it in less than 20 minutes just so they could put a closure to all that Dukat, Winn Pah-Wraiths crap and nonsense and then the creators realized they had to pad it out to 88 miutes so added all that goodbye to the cast crap. So glad Voyager got it right.

Come on folks tell me why you lot think DS9 is the best.

Tyranthraxus posted...

DS9 is like an alternate shitty TNG. Full soap opera, zero exploring new worlds / seeking new civilizations. It's the TV series equivalent of making a movie about Pirates of the Caribbean and then the whole thing takes place on land.

That is a fantastic comment.

That is the reason they brought in The Defiant. The franchise is called Star TREK not Star Standingstill and they brought in The Defiant to try and win back fans of Star Trek and Star Trek TNG who had grown up with the idea that ST was about a Captain on a Starship exploring The Galaxy and not being on a Spacestation not going anywhere!


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Oh look who it is. Don't come back to me until you have watched Enterprise.

And oh look you can't give me a reason on why you think DS9 is "the best"!

I have given reasons why I think it is the worst Trek series so it seems only fair on some of you telling me why you think it is "the best"!

Why do you think that?

Tell me did TNG have to change it's original premises? NO!

Tell me Did Voyager have to change it's original premises? NO!

DS9 had to change everything from it's original premises because it was tanking hard in the ratings! The creators freely admit that The Defiant and Worf were brought in to try and win back viewers!