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| Topic | The episode of Community with black face is back on Netflix. |
| masterpug53 04/04/24 7:34:47 PM #47 | BucketCat posted...
Neil is fine Not from an actuarial standpoint. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | The first job robots need to take is law enforcement |
| masterpug53 04/04/24 4:58:56 PM #67 | Garioshi posted...
Robots still reflect the biases of the people who make and control them That's literally the plot of Avengers: Age of Ultron --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | The anti-woke queen can't define woke |
| masterpug53 04/04/24 4:16:20 PM #29 | FearlessMango posted...
I'm seeing less usage of woke recently and more of DEI as a catchall term for things they don't like Damn, that's two entire extra syllables. They're learning... --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Remember when gamers couldn't stop using the word ''immersion'' to praise a game |
| masterpug53 04/04/24 4:10:07 PM #21 | -ZIO- posted...
Will never forget the Ludonarrative Dissonance era. I liked when Yahtzee called it Poodonarrative Pissonance. I am 13 years old. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Robocop theme. |
| masterpug53 04/04/24 3:20:16 PM #5 | I didn't sit down and watch Robocop until I was well into my 30's, and it quickly became one of my favorite 80's action movies for two key reasons:
1) the Robocop theme 2) Emil's 'meltdown' --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Remember when gamers couldn't stop using the word ''immersion'' to praise a game |
| masterpug53 04/04/24 3:13:40 PM #11 | "Look, I realize that Fallout 3 has shitty writing, shallow characters, a main quest that's more fun to actively avoid than actually play through, frustrating Morrowind-style die rolls for FPS gun accuracy, broken VATs, self-contradicting worldbuilding, an absolute joke of a morality system, and everything's puke green as far as the eye can see...but MAN, that feeling when you step out of Vault 101 for the first time!"
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| Topic | Trump Sues Truth Social Co-Founders, Says They're Not Entitled to Stock Shares |
| masterpug53 04/04/24 2:41:48 PM #98 | Error1355 posted...
Imagine waiting 50 days to do that. "50 more days...just 50 more days and I'll be back...and next time, i will be victorious! I will run circles around their feeble arguments with my transparent centrism, and I will leave them shaken to their very cores with my toothless sealioning!! Next time CE, you will bow before me! Mwahahahahahaha!!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Words that sound dirty, but aren't |
| masterpug53 04/04/24 1:23:55 PM #20 | Analrapist
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| Topic | Words that sound dirty, but aren't |
| masterpug53 04/04/24 1:00:48 PM #13 | Subpoena.
Especially small subpoenas. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Words that sound dirty, but aren't |
| masterpug53 04/04/24 12:22:24 PM #7 | kumquat
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| Topic | 'Lavender': The A.I. machine directing Israel's bombing spree in Gaza |
| masterpug53 04/04/24 12:13:15 PM #3 | Literally the plot of The Winter Soldier. Literally.
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| Topic | If the world's technology existed back in the 50s. |
| masterpug53 04/04/24 12:10:07 PM #9 | To use a similar example, we've had fully-functioning jetpacks since the 1960's. They're just wildly impractical on a number of levels. And like others have said, there's no urgency to drive innovation because, even if you got over the technical limitations and mass-produced them, the actual consumer pool will inevitably be very low; everyone thinks they want jetpacks and flying cars, but give them a chance to think it over and your average citizen will quickly realize how ridiculously dangerous and undesirable such things would be to own and operate.
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| Topic | 3 years later. Was Starfield a good game? |
| masterpug53 04/04/24 10:17:48 AM #19 | bsp77 posted...
Holy shit! It is 2026 now? Yes. And we still don't have a release date for Elder Scrolls 6. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Romantic sounding songs that aren't romantic. |
| masterpug53 04/04/24 10:15:43 AM #5 | A big chunk of Elvis Costello's catalogue.
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| Topic | Batman arrested in Michigan |
| masterpug53 04/04/24 10:11:31 AM #4 | That guy's about to get a beatdown from Wesley Willis' ghost.
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| Topic | Square Enix gave Tifa a bunny outfit |
| masterpug53 04/04/24 10:08:04 AM #19 | Zikten posted...
could be a reference to the playable bunny race in FF14 could also be a reference to the Playboy bunny being an insanely popular and time-tested fetish outfit. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Square Enix gave Tifa a bunny outfit |
| masterpug53 04/04/24 9:50:32 AM #15 | "Closer look"
>Zooms directly in on her tits after the initial rotation is finished Bless you, Squeenix --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | That's Not Consent, Charlie Brown |
| masterpug53 04/03/24 6:18:23 PM #320 | What some men call failure, I call...living! Breakfast! And I'm not leaving until I've cleaned out the buffet, Charlie Brown!
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| Topic | Yay! or Nay... Poll 363: Final Fantasy VI |
| masterpug53 04/03/24 4:46:55 PM #12 | Smackems posted...
Nah. Very overrated. Gimme 4 instead What does the above post and a gaggle of second-rate party members constantly sacrificing themselves to get the real party members out of a jam have in common? Neither was particularly well-written. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Isn't it weird that Aang will be in Fortnite and shoot guns at people? |
| masterpug53 04/03/24 2:38:17 PM #9 | I will grudgingly accept all the lackluster live-action remakes and artless marketing ploys in the world if it gets us any closer to a new Earthbender Avatar series.
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| Topic | New Matrix film in development from Drew Goddard (Cloverfield, Cabin the Woods) |
| masterpug53 04/03/24 2:02:33 PM #12 | apocalyptic_4 posted...
Has anything good come from "reviving old classics" in Hollywood? Scarface immediately comes to mind. Mel Gibson's Payback is a remake of Lee Marvin's Point Blank, and Payback is considered by some to the be the better one (I'm on the fence, since I liked both in their own ways). There's a lot of other modern classics that are remakes of older-gen movies (though I can't think of any more off the top of my head since I haven't thought about the subject in years). Thing of it is that the internet's collective brain isn't geared to remember the 'good' remakes as being remakes, since the newer version tends to make the old obsolete (assuming most people even knew that the original existed). --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | MAGA Lauren Boebert has surgery: Diagnosed with May-Thurner Syndrome |
| masterpug53 04/03/24 1:54:23 PM #30 | Glad she's feeling better. I wonder if she opted for the elective moronectomy procedure as well? I'm sure the doctors offered to do it free of charge.
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| Topic | That's Not Consent, Charlie Brown |
| masterpug53 04/03/24 1:26:52 PM #316 | I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems, Charlie Brown.
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| Topic | New Matrix film in development from Drew Goddard (Cloverfield, Cabin the Woods) |
| masterpug53 04/03/24 1:23:56 PM #8 | The Matrix: Rebirth?
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| Topic | Yay! or Nay... Poll 363: Final Fantasy VI |
| masterpug53 04/03/24 9:37:32 AM #6 | Did you ever do a Y/N poll for Rich Evans' laugh? If not, you should.
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| Topic | That's Not Consent, Charlie Brown |
| masterpug53 04/03/24 12:14:47 AM #309 | I heard your dad went into a restaurant and he ate all the food in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant, Charlie Brown.
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| Topic | Trump Sues Truth Social Co-Founders, Says They're Not Entitled to Stock Shares |
| masterpug53 04/03/24 12:06:06 AM #39 | VFrench1933 posted...
To be fair, mybbqrules is the only person on this board who knows or cares who you are. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Yay! or Nay... Poll 363: Final Fantasy VI |
| masterpug53 04/02/24 8:56:48 PM #3 | It's my all-time favorite video game, the source of my username, and I was misty-eyed for pretty much the entirety of my recent playthrough of the Pixel Remaster, so...I think I can squeeze out a 'yay' on this one.
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| Topic | Completely alter a piece of fiction by changing one letter in its title |
| masterpug53 04/02/24 3:53:22 PM #203 | The Dairy Show
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| Topic | Killing is wrong. And bad. |
| masterpug53 04/02/24 3:45:31 PM #17 | You killed my family, and I don't like that kind of thing!
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| Topic | The first job robots need to take is law enforcement |
| masterpug53 04/02/24 3:24:46 PM #54 | Tyranthraxus posted...
We could also get Escape from LA That's literally the plot of Escape from New York --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | The first job robots need to take is law enforcement |
| masterpug53 04/02/24 3:11:48 PM #48 | Makeveli_lives posted...
Have them do citations only for parking tickets and the like. That's literally the plot of Zootopia --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Son of a fuck |
| masterpug53 04/02/24 2:39:32 PM #9 | What in the ass? I don't give a bitch, go hell yourself!
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| Topic | If Justin Bieber never washed his ass, he'd be... |
| masterpug53 04/02/24 2:32:18 PM #4 | If Justin Bieber was an alliterative strip club he'd be Bust 'n Beaver.
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| Topic | The first job robots need to take is law enforcement |
| masterpug53 04/02/24 2:21:45 PM #37 | Dakimakura posted...
Oh because some cocaine fueled hollywood writer in the 80s wrote some script we are not allowed to advance forward as a society? That's literally the plot of Judge Dredd --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Driver rams FBI gate in Atlanta |
| masterpug53 04/02/24 2:02:36 PM #4 | I'm torn between jumping the gun and blaming this on right-wing terror, or just blaming Atlanta for having really shitty motorists.
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| Topic | The first job robots need to take is law enforcement |
| masterpug53 04/02/24 1:53:07 PM #30 | I guess we need to weigh up the number of movies featuring a dystopian robot police force versus the number of movies featuring human police brutality to determine how we shape our opinions on real-life AI applications of law enforcement.
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| Topic | The first job robots need to take is law enforcement |
| masterpug53 04/02/24 1:42:25 PM #23 | MistyKnight posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9ace262a.jpg lol, came in to post 'yeah, but the movies and cartoons I grew up with told me that robots would throw me in jail for jaywalking, which is way scarier than being gunned down by a trigger-happy flesh and blood cop because I was standing next to a falling acorn or something,' and you read my mind with the exact cartoon I was thinking about. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Happy 30th, Final Fantasy VI. |
| masterpug53 04/02/24 1:38:34 PM #2 | 30 years ago today (I mean...give or take), I learned that video games could be art.
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| Topic | Jon Stewart On The False Promises of AI |
| masterpug53 04/02/24 1:34:08 PM #16 | Darklit_Minuet posted...
No, that's not a bad thing. It's the whole fucking point. We make it so that humans no longer have to work, then establish a UBI You have your priorities painfully out of order here. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Why are some people always asking for a meeting? |
| masterpug53 04/02/24 12:52:56 PM #7 | There are people that work for a living, and there are people that talk at work for a living. The latter are always on the hunt for their next meeting.
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| Topic | I've broken one of my Do Not Fap rules. **furry warning** |
| masterpug53 04/02/24 12:49:24 PM #8 | Dem gummi bear cheeks were bouncing here and there and everywhere.
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| Topic | How is the best Final Fantasy game only 30 years old when The Matrix is 25? |
| masterpug53 04/02/24 12:25:28 PM #6 | Huh, I guess it would be FF6's 30-year anniversary about now. Could've done without that particular dose of 'you're old now,' tbh.
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| Topic | Biden campaign announces it's going to try to flip Florida blue. |
| masterpug53 04/02/24 10:59:53 AM #9 | "Why is [insert state] such a GOP shithole and why are the Democrats in that state such incompetent losers?"
>Democrats announce plans to invest heavily in winning elections in said state "Psh, what a waste of money, that state's a lost cause anyway!" Please remember that one of the key reasons Crist didn't stand a chance against DeSantis was that Crist's campaign was flat broke for almost a month leading up to the election, and DeSantis had pots of money to throw around on local community outreach. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | What game enemy made you say "Yeah! I'm glad I got to kill them!" |
| masterpug53 04/02/24 10:49:46 AM #67 | rexcrk posted...
Im like a special kind of stupid where I can do something for literally two hours again and again and again and again and again and not make much progress. Fuck, I can watch someone do it on YouTube and still manage to not be able to do it If it makes you feel any better, I gave up on Dread's final boss and didn't beat the game, despite getting 100% items. Fuck timed parries, they're one of my most hated gaming mechanics (ended up ruining Cuphead for me as well, could never beat King Dice as a result). --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cringe Together |
| masterpug53 04/02/24 10:24:23 AM #8 | _____Cait posted...
Ive heard the most recent remake fixed a lot of the issues that the earlier versions did. At this point I can't even remember exactly what made me hate the PSP version, but it was a disaster that made me hold a grudge against the series for years. On the other hand, the Reborn version on the Switch has officially edged out FFT in my book, and finally helped me see what TO lovers were on about for all those years. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cringe Together |
| masterpug53 04/02/24 10:05:52 AM #2 | Tactics Ogre: Load of Unbearable Confounding Tripe, Piss Shit Puke version
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| Topic | I've been watching my childhood VHS tapes |
| masterpug53 04/02/24 9:41:12 AM #13 | Beauty and the Beast is one of all-time favorite movies, and it just isn't the same without the old 90's era Disney logo jingle:
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