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| Topic | That feeling when you snag epic,rare,legendary weapons. |
| masterpug53 02/16/24 4:58:31 PM #10 | One of my favorite gaming memories was getting a Danjuro drop in FF 12 on the very last attempt; as in, I'd finally said 'fuck it, I seriously can't take this shit no more, it's not worth it,' got one last Larva Eater to spawn on my way out of the Great Crystal forever, and that was the one that finally dropped the damn thing.
I used the fuck out of that stupid little dagger too, for what little playtime remained; Gave Ashe a Cat-Ear Hood and whatever other gear I could to maximize Speed. Pretty sure I got the killing blow on Yiazmat with it. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Is X-Men 97 a children's cartoon or adult indulgence? |
| masterpug53 02/16/24 4:08:20 PM #25 | Por que no los dos? Especially considering it's a throwback to the same era of 'kids' cartoons that was tossing around innuendo like 'small subpoena' and 'finger Prince.'
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| Topic | You've Been Lied to about the Suicide Squad game |
| masterpug53 02/16/24 3:51:14 PM #3 | My God, you mean it's even shittier than everyone's been saying?!?!?!?!
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| Topic | Miraculous birth expected from a stingray, possibly impregnated by a shark |
| masterpug53 02/16/24 3:40:55 PM #48 | Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such immaculate conceptions as Charlotte the Stingray and Sharkboy...No, For Real This Time!
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| Topic | Trump Trials General Part 8 |
| masterpug53 02/16/24 3:16:32 PM #84 | (speaking as a Floridian)
"Success! The Trumps are no longer New York's problem!" "...Blast! Now they're even more our problem!!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | What was the best MCU trailer? |
| masterpug53 02/16/24 3:02:04 PM #3 | Thor: Ragnarok's trailer is the only time I can think of where the trailer singlehandedly changed my opinion on seeing the movie.
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| Topic | Who is the last boss of GameFAQs? |
| masterpug53 02/16/24 2:30:24 PM #8 | Oh, Vegy's definitely the final boss. One of those final bosses who pretends to be a harmless NPC the whole game and then slaps on a dracula cape and evil accent at the last second to reveal it was HE who was the mastermind behind it all, to the surprise of no one.
Complete Idiot is the nigh-unbeatable secret boss. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | You can make an argument that elections are, in a way, rigged in this country |
| masterpug53 02/16/24 2:25:12 PM #102 | You can make an argument for anything. In fact, this topic is the poster child for the notion that you can make an argument for anything, with all the derogatory connotation it implies.
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| Topic | Coomer whines about the new Xmen cartoon and gets rekt |
| masterpug53 02/16/24 2:22:48 PM #170 | LightningThief posted...
Because it's a weird fixation on a childrens cartoon..... I told myself I wasn't going to touch this dumpster fire of of a topic, but I'd like to reiterate that there is an ocean of gray area between completely sexless media and porn, and it's really unsettling that so many people nowadays don't seem to grasp that. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Originally silent characters but were made worse with speaking |
| masterpug53 02/16/24 1:26:06 PM #41 | Prestoff posted...
Tom and Jerry, which sucks because that particular movie played a huge role in my childhood. I too watched that movie quite a bit as a kid, can even remember some of the song lyrics to this day. In a bubble it isn't half-bad - the two villains and their dog were the best part of the movie (not surprising that Tony Jay's evil butler is the only thing anyone remembers about the movie via the 'we've got to have money' meme). --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Playing through Trials of Mana for the first time (original version) |
| masterpug53 02/16/24 12:31:48 PM #8 | Oh cool, thanks for the clarification! Dark sounds more fun / powerful for a first runthrough. I feel like I'm reaching a point where I'm getting through boss battles by the skin of my teeth, so I don't mind going the OP route on a first run.
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| Topic | Playing through Trials of Mana for the first time (original version) |
| masterpug53 02/16/24 12:14:39 PM #5 | Glad to hear Kevin was a good pick in the long run, I had a nagging concern that the game would eventually throw a wall up and make 'punching the hell out of shit' no longer effective.
I haven't leveled up enough yet to change classes (think I was lvl. 11 at the Wind Stone), but I wasn't aware there was a light / dark dynamic at play there. Does the game have any moral consequences for going 'dark?' And yeah, I've heard the 3D remake is very good (didn't hear very good things about the SoM remake by comparison), and definitely plan to give it a spin. But I wanted to do my kid self a favor and give the OG version at least one playthrough first. EDIT and thanks for the tip about the Night Market. I scrolled through those items but wrote them off because I assumed they wouldn't be very effective (plus by nature I generally don't rely on consumables when they're optional). --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Playing through Trials of Mana for the first time (original version) |
| masterpug53 02/16/24 11:44:34 AM #1 | As in the non-remake version included with the Collection of Mana pack.
Secret of Mana was one of my favorite games growing up as a kid (even if most of its flaws were apparent even then). It crushed me that the sequel never made it stateside during the SNES's lifetime, and I never bothered to track down a [legitimate download] of Seiken Densetsu 3 over all the years I kept hearing about it. I dl'ed the Collection when it first became available, but had been putting off finally playing it until about a week ago. Seems...pretty fun, so far. Kid-me probably would've been gaga over it. It's definitely a more tightly-crafted game than SoM. I just wrapped up meeting
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| Topic | Do you find local maps in Fallout to be confusing? |
| masterpug53 02/16/24 11:14:39 AM #4 | Smackems posted...
That's been a Bethesda thing since at least Oblivion I can't remember how good or bad this aspect was in Oblivion, but yeah, at least since Fallout 3 the local / interior maps have been fucking useless. Only value they have is to tell you whether or not you're vaguely near an exit. I can only speak from user-end experience, but I think it's because they're auto-generated from the terrain instead of being hand-crafted, so most of the time you're just going to get an indecipherable hodgepodge of monochrome textures (how I know this is that when I use an editor mod to add / remove furniture to a player home in Skyrim, the new furniture and rugs will then be visible on the local map). --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Trump Trials General Part 8 |
| masterpug53 02/16/24 11:04:08 AM #40 | "Why didn't somebody tell me that endless appeals and vexatious litigation were so fucking expensive?!"
"Sir, we tried to inform you of this on many separate..." "I don't wanna hear the end of any sentences!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | What's a behaviour you can't stand? |
| masterpug53 02/16/24 10:59:28 AM #14 | unapologetic.
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| Topic | Without saying your age...... |
| masterpug53 02/16/24 10:58:50 AM #26 | The first movie I vaguely remember seeing in theaters was Oliver and Company (since I only watched it once, only have very piecemeal memories of it, and we never owned it on VHS).
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or Dick Tracy (I think TMNT was first) would be the first movies I have crystal-clear memories of seeing in theaters. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Lindsay Horan apologizes for saying american fans arent smart |
| masterpug53 02/16/24 10:40:53 AM #9 | Lindsay could have offered a more elaborate apology, but then the stupider Americans would be in here complaining, furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.
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| Topic | Why does the avatar show look so awful? |
| masterpug53 02/16/24 10:13:40 AM #3 | There are certain action shots from the original that only work (or at least work best) in animation, and it's probably going to be a mistake if they try to 1:1 them in live-action. That particular shot was one of them (imo it was already pushing too silly in the original).
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| Topic | Mr Zero (before Mr Freeze) was a BAMF |
| masterpug53 02/16/24 10:05:06 AM #6 | Jiek_Fafn posted...
So it's a jar connected by a stick that's off to the side of the handle? Presumably the trigger would be behind the jar, but it's firing while the trigger finger is on the handle. This is nonsense It's a jar that defies the laws of physical space, like a living M.C. Escher painting. It freezes its victims in place through sheer bewilderment. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Originally silent characters but were made worse with speaking |
| masterpug53 02/16/24 9:56:21 AM #35 | In Chrono Cross,
I prefer the silent version. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Came across an insta post that read "Nobody cares about sad, lonely men. |
| masterpug53 02/16/24 9:47:33 AM #6 | AlphaWhelp posted...
But have you tried not being depressed tho? Wow, I never thought about it that way, thanks! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Came across an insta post that read "Nobody cares about sad, lonely men. |
| masterpug53 02/16/24 9:45:46 AM #2 | "Get confident, stupid!"
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| Topic | Who wants to see Zendaya's outfit at the Dune: Part 2 premiere? >_> |
| masterpug53 02/16/24 9:45:12 AM #61 | R1masher posted...
Are her nips wearing glasses? That's where the machinegun turrets come out. Gotta respect a woman of that...caliber. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Who wants to see Zendaya's outfit at the Dune: Part 2 premiere? >_> |
| masterpug53 02/16/24 9:27:37 AM #59 | I thought Gozer was a man...?
(jokes aside, I have the opposite of a problem with this outfit) --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Chrono Trigger's Marle deemed to sexy for Twitch |
| masterpug53 02/15/24 4:27:51 PM #7 | SpiritSephiroth posted...
Yup, there are girls there with huge tits painting themselves so how is this not okay? Any given site's enforcement of 'offensive' sexual content will never, ever, ever ever ever approach anything remotely resembling consistency. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | I swear i gotta stop eating sweets guys. |
| masterpug53 02/15/24 3:24:16 PM #27 | CosmicShadows posted...
Imagine if that was actually real. Freshly Iaked! Omniman Bok! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | AI can now generate video from your written prompt |
| masterpug53 02/15/24 3:22:46 PM #6 | I can put food in my body and generate an entirely new product based on the input.
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| Topic | Women! |
| masterpug53 02/15/24 3:19:52 PM #10 | It's like they're from another planet!
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| Topic | Donald Trump is 81 years old. |
| masterpug53 02/15/24 3:02:27 PM #26 | TimeForAction posted...
who are you his doctor May very well be. Whoever they are irl they're overqualified by Trump standards. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Working with women is annoying |
| masterpug53 02/15/24 2:47:13 PM #53 | Oh golly, I'm now remembering TC as that guy who adamantly believes Korra was a mary sue who had everything handed to her in life, while Aang fought and struggled for every one of his accomplishments.
Sometimes people surprise you will their behavior, but this is certainly not one of those times. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Hot Ones host Sean Evans dumps porn star |
| masterpug53 02/15/24 2:39:06 PM #12 | Dumping a girl on Valentine's Day because you didn't like the way people were talking about the two of you being together sounds like something my teenage self would do. And my adult self would spend the rest of my life beating up my teenage self for being so stupid.
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| Topic | Remember when classmates would give out Valentines Day Cards? |
| masterpug53 02/15/24 2:38:52 PM #18 | Jupiter posted...
I literally just left that topic about the hot ones before making my post. Seeing your post made me think I posted in the wrong topic lol. Lol I have no idea how I ended up posting that in the wrong topic. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | I swear i gotta stop eating sweets guys. |
| masterpug53 02/15/24 2:30:01 PM #13 | I swear i gotta stop eating sweet guys.
(Best part is that the OP doesn't need any alteration to work with this innuendo) --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Working with women is annoying |
| masterpug53 02/15/24 2:10:59 PM #21 | ItsNotA2Mer posted...
Getting some stealth incel vibes off this one. TC's stealth ranking: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/18d162c1.jpg --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Joe Biden is 81 years old. |
| masterpug53 02/15/24 2:08:18 PM #114 | Trumble posted...
This. Ironically, going into this particular election cycle with this exact mentality will bring us all much closer to a one-party system than a three-party one. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Donald Trump is 81 years old. |
| masterpug53 02/15/24 2:05:40 PM #19 | Dakimakura posted...
Let me see the birth certificate Well played. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | MTG upset over Curb Your Enthusiasm episode |
| masterpug53 02/15/24 2:03:58 PM #17 | I highly doubt that Large Marge actually watched the episode.
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| Topic | Joe Biden is 81 years old. |
| masterpug53 02/15/24 1:37:51 PM #88 | Bigly if true.
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| Topic | Trump Trials General Part 7 |
| masterpug53 02/15/24 1:09:09 PM #417 | UnholyMudcrab posted...
In the film A Few Good Men, Demi Moore's character uses the phrase in an objection, and then it's pointed out that it's a meaningless phrase that only serves to make them look bad to the court. The purpose is to highlight how inexperienced she is as a trial lawyer, which makes it completely hilarious that these Trump lawyers are using it now. Damn, now I feel silly, I wish I'd caught that (for some reason I've only ever seen the latter half of AFGM). Thanks for the explanation. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | I hate RPGs yhat force you to used the main character. |
| masterpug53 02/15/24 1:01:52 PM #21 | Chrono Cross: "You can have up to 40 different characters to choose from in your 3-member party!"
Player: "Cool! That means I can swap out the main character for battles, right?" Chrono Cross:"..." Player: "...That means I can swap out the main character for battles, right...?" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Trump Trials General Part 7 |
| masterpug53 02/15/24 12:35:00 PM #409 | Alucard188 posted...
Wait. Strenuously object? lmao I looked it up, apparently it's a legit secondary use of the word. Though I do appreciate the mental image of Trump's lawyers shitting a brick while giving these hackneyed spiels. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Post whatever* you want in this topic. |
| masterpug53 02/15/24 12:10:21 PM #150 | WilliamPorygon posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a20b9ed5.jpg I've recently been made aware that there's a nonzero amount of buffoons out there who honestly think using a reference = tracing / 'cheating.' --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | I wore American Eagle as a young man |
| masterpug53 02/15/24 11:10:51 AM #11 | IIRC American Eagle was crap in my experience (at least in the late 90's). Clothes would fall apart after just a little wear. Abercrombie and Aero were at least better quality.
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| Topic | Shots fired at Kansas City chiefs parade |
| masterpug53 02/15/24 10:51:17 AM #144 | godofwar596 posted...
Literally has nothing to do with whos in charge, it was literally gang members getting in a fight and then shooting each other hitting ppl in the cross fire. Maxeffingbemis and TC you owe Heavy D an apology NOW A broken clock does not deserve praise for doing its job correctly twice a day. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Putin decided to make Tucker look like a joke and he is getting railed for it |
| masterpug53 02/15/24 9:59:22 AM #5 | Sounds like Putin expected an actual journalist. What he got was exactly what Tucker is: a glorified checkout-aisle tabloid writer.
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| Topic | Goblet of Fire never made much sense to me (spoilers) |
| masterpug53 02/14/24 4:26:34 PM #8 | It was all done in service to being the shocking turning point of the series. I don't think it was particularly masterful writing either, but it had to be something that jerked Harry + a likeable sacrificial lamb (and by extension the reader) out of the relative comfort of wizard-school shenanigans and into shit-just-got-real-ville; the end result was bound to be convoluted.
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| Topic | "comedian owen benjamin is going on a racist tirade |
| masterpug53 02/14/24 3:58:26 PM #10 | Bandit_Keith posted...
This attempted assault on the accessibility of the Internet by some folks is so irrational to me. If you vaguely remember anyone on CE blaming the societal ill du jour on affordable internet access, it was almost assuredly CRON. It's been his tiresome gimmick for at least a couple years now. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | George Santos trolls GOP after House seat flips |
| masterpug53 02/14/24 2:42:34 PM #22 | Halo478 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2ed1acbe.jpg "I have an almost %99 Endorsement success rate in primaries, and a very good number in general elections..." Hilarious that even Donald Trump - the man who can't even describe his morning bowel movement as anything less than 'the greatest in the history of this country' - knows that his general election endorsements are so poisonous that he can only muster a description of 'very good.' --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. |
| Topic | Final Fantasy Tactics Advance |
| masterpug53 02/14/24 2:22:04 PM #42 | Charged151 posted...
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