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Topic | What year was your first real exposure to the Internet? |
brestugo 03/27/24 4:56:47 PM #11 | 1995
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Topic | my new across the street neighbor plays the drums. |
brestugo 03/27/24 4:28:55 PM #9 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/cd126b0a.png
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Topic | "Unfortunate" doesn't begin to describe this site's moderations |
brestugo 03/27/24 1:49:36 PM #347 | Once upon a time, in the mystical land of Kitchenville, there lived an egg named Egbert. Egbert was no ordinary egg; he dreamed of becoming a hard-boiled legend.
One fateful morning, Egbert found himself in a bubbling cauldron of boiling water. The flames danced around him, whispering secrets of transformation. Egbert's shell cracked, and he emerged as a brave little soldier, ready to face his destiny. "Boil me harder!" Egbert shouted, his yolk pulsating with determination. The water obliged, turning up the heat until Egbert felt like a sun-kissed lava rock. As the minutes ticked by, Egbert contemplated life's mysteries. Why did the chicken cross the road? Was it to escape the boiling pot? Or perhaps to find the ultimate dipping sauce? His fellow eggs watched in awe. "Look at Egbert," they whispered. "He's going for the goldno, the bronzeno, the perfectly medium-boiled!" Egbert's yolk solidified, and he achieved the ideal balance between runny and rubbery. He was a culinary masterpiece, a symphony of protein and patience. But then disaster struck. The chef, distracted by a rogue spatula, forgot about Egbert. The water evaporated, leaving him stranded on the scorching bottom of the pot. Egbert's dream shattered like an overcooked shell. He screamed, "I was supposed to be a breakfast hero!" Just when all hope seemed lost, a hungry human stumbled into the kitchen. Their eyes widened at the sight of Egbert, golden and battle-scarred. "Behold!" they cried. "The legendary hard-boiled egg!" And so, Egbert fulfilled his destiny. He was peeled, sprinkled with salt, and devoured in three swift bites. His legacy echoed through brunch tables for generations. Remember, dear friends: Life is like boiling an egg. Sometimes you crack under pressure, but if you stay yolky on the inside, you'll always be egg-ceptional. --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | Parents discover human head in son's closet |
brestugo 03/27/24 1:27:52 PM #73 | Cohee was arrested March 1, 2021 after his parents found Barness head and hands in his closet. He had attempted to get rid of the rest of Barnes body at the Blue Heron boat ramp, where he got his car stuck in the Colorado River. --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | The fuck is up with Jayden Daniels's elbow? |
brestugo 03/27/24 1:20:51 PM #5 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzUsKizhb8o&list=PL_vkVwrwck3NJ9ajMQv7Y-DfX9gVAk5in
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Topic | Anyone else really like places like Applebee's, Chilies ect . |
brestugo 03/27/24 1:16:00 PM #27 | I actually like Chili's for that niche of restaurant. Usually a fairly diverse menu compared to others in that category.
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Topic | I had sex last night. With a friend. It was great. |
brestugo 03/27/24 1:04:52 PM #7 | It's always nice to hear about really for real, swear-to-god it's real love.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1fab050e.jpg Like Tim Scott & his "fiance". --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | Netflix's animated remake of Good Times (70s black sitcom) |
brestugo 03/27/24 12:58:07 PM #5 | Baron_Ox posted...
maybe I missed her, but idk if Florida is even in the trailer Didn't notice her either. I think they made Wilona a blonde and made Michael's character a girl. --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | Netflix's animated remake of Good Times (70s black sitcom) |
brestugo 03/27/24 12:44:10 PM #2 | Obviously a major departure from the OG, but I'll give it a shot. Maybe they'll give some of the remaining original cast a cameo or two, we'll see.
Would have been nice if Aaron McGruder or the Hudlin brothers were involved, but they may not have had the star power of Seth McFarlane to get this launched. inb4 "Damn, damn, damn!" --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | Ronna McDaniel already out at MSNBC |
brestugo 03/27/24 12:33:03 PM #46 | McMarbles posted...
I still headcanon that the only reason she got her job in the first place was because Trump thought she was Ronald McDonald. Wait, what? --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | Biden Twitter misuses 'POV' |
brestugo 03/27/24 12:31:02 PM #17 | AlCalavicci posted...
how is that misused? --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | American men who attach their masculinity to being able to drive a stick |
brestugo 03/27/24 12:04:44 PM #47 | BewmHedshot posted...
Ironically I know more women who drive stick than men. Same. --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | American men who attach their masculinity to being able to drive a stick |
brestugo 03/27/24 8:55:45 AM #24 | pinky0926 posted...
I saw a video of a locked glove box needing to be opened by navigating to a touch screen display setting. Absolutely hideous. I saw that vid too. I'm going to be very particular about the tech in my next car. I'm kind of a "car guy" and a lot of people in the forums I read are saying that they're not buying anything after ~2015 rn. That's kind of the optimal year for balance between new tech and some overengineered money pit. --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | Ronna McDaniel already out at MSNBC |
brestugo 03/27/24 8:40:55 AM #38 | CableZL posted...
A McDaniel is now the new measure of time for a short tenure Is it shorter than a Scaramucci? --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | American men who attach their masculinity to being able to drive a stick |
brestugo 03/27/24 8:34:52 AM #20 | pinky0926 posted...
I much prefer an automatic, but one fucking thing I can't stand is the overengineering of every modern vehicle feature. There's a growing backlash against that shit. Even worse, are subscription services to use features in a vehicle that you own. --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | American men who attach their masculinity to being able to drive a stick |
brestugo 03/27/24 8:31:32 AM #18 | Southernfatman posted...
I feel it doesn't happen as much anymore, but it was pretty bad before. This. Some people used to get downright judgemental about it. --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | Trump lost his mind. |
brestugo 03/27/24 8:22:28 AM #47 | Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
I love how he says people value mar a lago at 50-100 times what the judge said. this fucker said himself its worth 50-100 times that, not people lol That "people are saying" shit he does annoys me to no end. It's obvious he's just trying to pass on some bullshit he believes. Only once have I seen him asked by a reporter to name these people, and the result was exactly what you'd expect - stammering, fumbling and no answer. --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | TiL that the "The hell's the matter with you? actor from 40 Year Old Virgin |
brestugo 03/27/24 8:06:31 AM #29 | LonelyStoner posted...
Is Pam the interviewer from Stepbrothers. She also played Jack's wife in a few Jack in the Box commercials. --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | US Homeland Security agents raided one of Diddy's houses |
brestugo 03/26/24 4:06:01 PM #66 | Alteres posted...
You would think that would already be covered by the FBI, DEA, and ATF just for this case alone, do we really need 4 government agencies getting in a pissing match over who has jurisdiction? HSI (as part of DHS) has very broad authority. They've likely assembled a task force with an agent or two from each agency and are building a case to hand over to DOJ. That's usually their MO. FWIW, they don't usually leave many fingerprints when they're involved with something. Surprised their involvement here even made the news. --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | US Homeland Security agents raided one of Diddy's houses |
brestugo 03/26/24 3:57:08 PM #65 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/78c4f963.jpg
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Topic | Kinda miss extreme sports games. |
brestugo 03/26/24 10:20:15 AM #18 | I played the daylights out of NBA Street volume 2. Had a great soundtrack too.
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Topic | Is there any ad free music service besides these: |
brestugo 03/26/24 10:14:12 AM #4 | bump
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Topic | My wife thinks Airplane! is "way too over the top". |
brestugo 03/26/24 10:03:33 AM #41 | Spurner posted...
Pretty sure I got busted yanking it to Catholic High School Girls In Trouble, back in the day. Yeah, there's a lot of nudity in that flick. IIRC, a wet t-shirt scene too. --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | My wife thinks Airplane! is "way too over the top". |
brestugo 03/26/24 9:53:40 AM #39 | Kentucky Fried Movie was "way too over the top". At least with Airplane!, The Zucker brothers/Abrahams followed a coherent plot.
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Topic | How many days after milk's "best by" date are you still willing to |
brestugo 03/26/24 8:57:21 AM #10 | CADE_FOSTER posted...
i go by smell test if it doesnt smell spoilt its fine --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | Trump congratulating himself for winning at his own golf course is peak comedy |
brestugo 03/26/24 8:52:18 AM #3 | Imagine being so fragile that you have to "promote" yourself like that.
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Topic | MAGA Is Going After Mike Johnson Now |
brestugo 03/26/24 8:48:36 AM #58 | ClayGuida posted...
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1772363955035328829 GOP looking to catch a "come from ahead" L. They have no interest or idea how to govern. --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | Do people really like extremely spicy food? |
brestugo 03/26/24 8:40:45 AM #44 | ooger posted...
Hell yeah. --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | US Homeland Security agents raided one of Diddy's houses |
brestugo 03/26/24 8:35:29 AM #47 | DrizztLink posted...
Good. HSI's area of responsibility includes smuggling, in this case possibly people, guns and drugs. They have a kind of "X-files" focus, taking cases that may not fit the more traditional law enforcement focus that the FBI, ATF, DEA or CBP have. --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | Did you pass your driving test the first time? |
brestugo 03/25/24 2:02:10 PM #8 | Driving, yes. Somehow missed too many on the written test the first time.
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Topic | Boomers adding ellipses at inappropriate times |
brestugo 03/25/24 10:41:51 AM #48 | Fortunately, haven't seen it....
But I don't text any boomers..... --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | Footage of that jan 6th gallows we all saw, being constructed has been released |
brestugo 03/25/24 10:34:01 AM #5 | Normal "tourist" behavior.
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Topic | Someone I know is fasting for religious purposes |
brestugo 03/24/24 3:29:03 PM #55 | There are a number of NBA players who keep the fast each season. There's usually an article or three done somewhere about their coping strategies during the season.
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Topic | I bought turkey bacon. |
brestugo 03/24/24 3:15:35 PM #17 | Kamil posted...
Anyone ever have Turkey Jerky? I bought that once and felt sick after eating it. That was a strange experience. I'll pick it up at Costco occasionally. Not bad, texture seems chewier than beef jerky, IMO. My Costco always seems to have a "terriyaki" flavor. I'd like to try it peppered some time. On topic, turkey bacon's ok. You do get to skip all that cholesterol in the pork, but in the comparisons I've done, the sodium and other shit is pretty comparable so I'm not sure how much better it is. I do turkey bacon about 70% of the time though. --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | MAGA Is Going After Mike Johnson Now |
brestugo 03/24/24 2:57:35 PM #34 | lilORANG posted...
Good. Nobody with as generic a name as Mike Johnson should have a job as important as Speaker. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8412f285.jpg --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | Has anyone here ever tried one of those ear candle things for removing wax? |
brestugo 03/24/24 2:19:07 PM #25 | Always sounded like bullshit to me, but I'm no expert on the subject. I just have my doc use a water jet type thing and flush my ears once or twice a year.
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Topic | How often do you buy socks and boxers |
brestugo 03/24/24 12:59:24 PM #7 | ~ every 2 years
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Topic | ISIS claims credit for Moscow attack |
brestugo 03/23/24 8:53:29 AM #21 | creativerealms posted...
Revenge. Russia supports Syria and ISIS wants revenge. Plus they also likely feel Russia is weaker due to its war with Ukraine. This. It was likely over Russian actions in Syria. --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | Marjorie Taylor Greene has filed a motion to vacate |
brestugo 03/22/24 6:07:07 PM #139 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote]
Came here to post this. --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | when ppl type "mmmm" in response to hot pics and stuff |
brestugo 03/22/24 10:55:52 AM #2 | mmmmhmmmm
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Topic | Elephant attacks safari truck |
brestugo 03/22/24 10:50:43 AM #10 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote]
Saw an article that said it was a bull elephant, so guessing the car was too close to something that he felt was important. --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | Remember when Little Ceasars Hot n Ready was $5? |
brestugo 03/21/24 6:11:48 PM #30 | ablegator posted...
I remember when it was pizza pizza buy one get one This --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | Boise police not only fail to stop inmate escape but also shoot officer |
brestugo 03/20/24 4:14:26 PM #2 | No bueno.
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Topic | Here lets make people feel old |
brestugo 03/20/24 10:31:05 AM #50 | argonautweakend posted...
1990 was LITERALLY half of a 68 year old person's life ago. The '90s being 30+ years ago still really gets me. --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | Video games should be fun. Not lectures on white man bad. |
brestugo 03/20/24 10:22:32 AM #38 | Used to know a guy who said shit like this about TV, movies and a few other things. We don't hang out anymore. Wouldn't surprise me if he went MAGA.
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Topic | What kind of sex ed did your schooling teach you? |
brestugo 03/20/24 8:21:34 AM #38 | TheoryzC posted...
Very detailed pictures of various STDs This. IMO, a shock based abstinence-only program. Absolutely nothing about sex, or sexuality. --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | What's you opinion on those people who think everything is Satanic? |
brestugo 03/20/24 8:12:36 AM #80 | mustachedmystic posted...
People thought the bland non offensive pop-rock sound that is KISS was satanic. All because of the makeup. Makes me lol to think of. I remember being told that "KISS" stood for "Knights in Satan's Service". --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | What's you opinion on those people who think everything is Satanic? |
brestugo 03/19/24 12:56:38 PM #59 | Venixon posted...
That's a nice glaze Hellfire kiln --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | What's you opinion on those people who think everything is Satanic? |
brestugo 03/19/24 12:50:42 PM #58 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote]
Really stupid and sad, actually (just refreshed my memory on the wikipedia page). One guy spent 5 years in jail on some bullshit - including allegations that he could fly. --- Putin delenda est |
Topic | Trump Forced to Cancel Rallies Because He Can't Afford Them Anymore |
brestugo 03/19/24 12:37:11 PM #10 | TMOG posted...
Trump has bankrupted hotels, airlines, bottled waters, steaks, and casinos, now he's bankrupted an entire political party All this right here. And this has got to hurt him a lot, because he loves doing rallies. --- Putin delenda est |
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