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| Topic | Just bought a $240 board game. |
| spanky1 02/04/25 5:45:43 PM #1 | Arydia. Plan is to play the whole thing solo then try to get my regular gaming group to play through it afterward. 40 hour game. It's a giant fantasy campaign game. Build a character, equip stuff, level up, unlock skills, explore maps, fight monsters, interact with NPCs, solve puzzles, etc. I am the nerd I always dreamed of being when I was a kid. https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/219650/arydia-the-paths-we-dare-tread --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | Battlefield Studios - Official Battlefield Labs Reveal Teaser |
| spanky1 02/03/25 5:40:57 PM #9 | Homeless_Waifu posted...
Oh I definitely like large maps with options. But 2042 did it the wrong way. Just completely wide open with no cover and flat boring land. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | The Sin of Empathy |
| spanky1 02/03/25 5:06:06 PM #15 | Watched the whole thing, good video. The main point to take away seems to be this: conservatives don't have empathy, but they can't change and be better, so instead they change the definition of empathy to be something it's not, something that is bad, so when somebody says they don't have empathy, they say "good!" --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | Battlefield Studios - Official Battlefield Labs Reveal Teaser |
| spanky1 02/03/25 3:35:39 PM #3 | Gameplay is at the very last few seconds of the video FYI. To be fair it does look like a huge improvement from the last BF. It's not a giant flat football field with helicopters gunning down people running across it. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | RPG Maker VX Ace is free on Steam |
| spanky1 02/03/25 3:24:08 PM #10 | Is MV still the most recent PC RPG Maker? --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | If Stompin Nachos played at a parking lot near you. |
| spanky1 02/02/25 3:43:30 PM #11 | spanky1 posted... I have a soft spot for Spiders. They're the little rpg game developer that could. Wild. I was literally in the Greedfall topic when I posted this. How did I get here? --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | If Stompin Nachos played at a parking lot near you. |
| spanky1 02/02/25 1:37:43 PM #7 | I have a soft spot for Spiders. They're the little rpg game developer that could. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | BioWare Fires Every Writer Who Worked on Dragon Age: The Veilguard |
| spanky1 02/01/25 2:46:37 PM #53 | The character interaction scenes literally feel like they are written for children. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | I feel like a lot of people don't realize America pays for the tariffs on import |
| spanky1 01/31/25 3:31:07 PM #1 | s. I don't mean in a "well eventually higher import tariffs hurt America in the long run" way. I mean, importers literally pay tariff taxes. As in, American companies pay a tax when buying and importing a good. Not the foreign selling company. But I feel like a ton of people actually believe the foreign selling company literally pays the tax. It's just, the whole thing is bizarre to me, because it's like, conservatives always hate higher taxes, you know? But then randomly, they're okay with higher tariff taxes? What? And yes, theoretically it is possible that a tariff can help certain US companies. That is a thing that can happen. Even Biden used tariffs strategically. Chinese electric cars had a 100% tariff under Biden. So I mean, it's not like they're totally evil and bad. They are a tool to use to accomplish certain things. But if you were to ask a conservative if they are okay with having their taxes raised to help bail out an American company, they would answer FUCK NO. But then if you ask them should we raise tariffs to possibly help out some American companies, they're like oh yeah that sounds great let's do it. It's basically the same thing happening though! You're paying higher taxes in both cases! --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | JAKAS Plays: Dragon Quest 3 HD-2D Remake *spoilers* |
| spanky1 01/31/25 3:22:46 PM #83 | Well, in the near future, if they wait a bit, they actually will get that experience! --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | JAKAS Plays: Dragon Quest 3 HD-2D Remake *spoilers* |
| spanky1 01/31/25 11:25:12 AM #81 | Man you're flying through this game. :O --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | Horses are probably freaky as hell to centaurs. |
| spanky1 01/27/25 4:56:23 PM #19 | keep posting messed up centaur content pls --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | Horses are probably freaky as hell to centaurs. |
| spanky1 01/27/25 3:51:45 PM #1 | Just think about it. To a centaur, a horse bottom and human top is the normal. Just like with us, a human bottom and human top is normal. Now think of how a centaur sees a horse. It has a normal bottom, but a freaky weird top! And it's stupid too! To put it in perspective, it would be like if we humans saw a creature with a human body, but then a dog's head, and it ran around and was all dumb and ate shit off the ground and stuff. It'd be weird I tells ya! --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | What made Doom (2016) better than Eternal? |
| spanky1 01/27/25 2:23:47 PM #21 | Eternal was too complicated imo. I could never get into the zone cause there was too much stuff going on. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | Am I the only person that thinks The Good Place is terrible? |
| spanky1 01/25/25 10:52:16 AM #9 | 10/10 topic --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | So, how are you dealing with the constant stream of bad news? |
| spanky1 01/24/25 12:17:19 PM #8 | I might make a CE CYAO waifu dating simulator --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | JAKAS Plays: Dragon Quest 3 HD-2D Remake *spoilers* |
| spanky1 01/24/25 10:34:56 AM #47 | kelemvor posted... I'm a little ahead of you. I beat Orochi and now I'm in Menoza trying to beat that boss battle. The Mirror of Ra was easy to get after I class changed a few of my guys. I haven't really found a scary dungeon yet, it's always the boss fights I have to prepare for. I mean, you basically have unlimited MP from all the items you get and multi hit attacks really mop up random encounters, especially Pile-On. A certain cave is a very scary dungeon. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | JAKAS Plays: Dragon Quest 3 HD-2D Remake *spoilers* |
| spanky1 01/24/25 10:34:26 AM #46 | Yeah that spirit fight is what i was talking about. It didn't exist in the original, you just get the orb. Boss fight blew me away when I played. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | Mai in Street Fighter 6 |
| spanky1 01/24/25 12:04:51 AM #23 | Theres still good in the world, Mr. Frodo. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | JAKAS Plays: Dragon Quest 3 HD-2D Remake *spoilers* |
| spanky1 01/23/25 1:08:48 AM #39 | One orb was real easy to get in the original and in this remake it's super hard. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | How much do you miss hornyposting on CE? >_> |
| spanky1 01/22/25 9:29:37 PM #82 | We used to allow hand bras. What happened to us? --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | Buying tickets from Ticketmaster/Live Nation is so bizarre and complicated. |
| spanky1 01/21/25 8:37:38 PM #5 | uwnim posted...
You have to. You literally can't get the tickets without using the app. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | Buying tickets from Ticketmaster/Live Nation is so bizarre and complicated. |
| spanky1 01/21/25 7:18:30 PM #1 | You gotta jump through hoops. I go to the website of the venue, hit buy tickets. They take me to the website of one of the two companies in the subject title (they're the same company, but with totally different websites and apps, but your accounts on either one is linked with the other, it's the same account, but also not the same account, kinda like the trinity, jesus is god, but actually not really, but he is). I hit buy tickets, it wants me to download their app. I do, open app, hit sign in. It then redirects me to the webpage of the ticket company, asking me to sign in via browser, which is the same website that told me to go to the app to buy the tickets. I sign in. It then lets me in my account on the app, where I can buy the ticket. I now have access to the ticket. I can view the name of the show. I click view ticket. Message says to view the ticket, transfer it to your google wallet account. *deep, heavy, sad sigh of impotence* I apparently don't have google wallet. But have account. Download wallet. Go back to ticket app. Transfer ticket to wallet. "Make sure it's the account you want, because you can only transfer it one time." I transfer. Go back to wallet app. View ticket. Finally see the required barcode ticket in its final evolved form. God DAMN was it always this complicated trying to go see a dumb rock band? Why is it this hard? I thought technology was supposed to make things simpler. Look at all that bullshit I just typed. Look at it. Just to buy a ticket. Why do they need so many different services and apps? Why can't it just be easy and simple? --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | I fucking hate the AI overview in Google searches now |
| spanky1 01/21/25 5:38:43 PM #17 | Type -ai after your search and it won't show the ai results. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | JAKAS Plays: Dragon Quest 3 HD-2D Remake *spoilers* |
| spanky1 01/21/25 1:51:16 AM #29 | Remake was great. Juat know it starts super easy and gets harder and harder --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | You gonna watch the inauguration today or nah? >_> |
| spanky1 01/20/25 12:14:09 PM #28 | So far Trump is literally just still shitting on liberals. It's like that's all he can do. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | You gonna watch the inauguration today or nah? >_> |
| spanky1 01/20/25 12:03:58 PM #25 | Looked like Trump just tried to grab Vances wife's ass, hope someone freeze frames. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | was last night's tiktok ban propaganda? |
| spanky1 01/20/25 12:02:02 AM #11 | It was that cheesy kinda super blatant propaganda you see the Chinese government do, along with the likes of North Korea. Like a government video going on about how godly their leader is or something, and then we all laugh because it's so obviously BS propaganda. It's that level. And yet American people are actually falling for it for some reason. I never thought I'd see the day. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | Why didn't yall tell me Unicorn Overload was basically Ogre Battle 64? |
| spanky1 01/19/25 1:54:12 PM #25 | Also, side note, but I'm loving the writing and voice acting in this game. I mean it's still a video game story, but it's so refreshing after playing Dragon Age Veilguard. THIS is how you portray a medieval fantasy inspired world. The language is believable, it doesn't sound like modern people talking. There's a seriousness to it without everyone being "adorkable", but at the same time there is still plenty of humor that works very well. This is how it should be done. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | Porn Star breaks sex record sleeps with 1,057 men in 12 hours. |
| spanky1 01/17/25 1:03:25 PM #57 | Also, I just did a quick search and found a more reasonable smaller gang bang of hers from December, before the supposed world record gang bang, and it literally uses the same footage of the shot of dudes in socks in a hallway. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | Porn Star breaks sex record sleeps with 1,057 men in 12 hours. |
| spanky1 01/17/25 12:36:10 PM #53 | I got stuff to say about this. First off, I got no judgement on these women. Let em be freaks if they want. But also, why is everyone talking about this story as if it's some new shocking thing? It's kinda weird how porn has actually gotten more tame over the recent years. Back in the 90s and 00's, it was all the rage to have massive, massive gang bangs and bukkakes. Like, you saw these records all the time. It's not new. It's not "society degenerating" if we were doing the same things a generation ago. Anyway, the numbers on these kind of events are also always highly suspect. Remember Lisa Sparxxx? The previous "world record holder" for biggest gang bang? Here's a snippet from her wikipedia: "In October 2004, Sparxxx participated in what was advertised as the "Third Annual World Gangbang Championship" at the Eroticon 2004 convention in Warsaw, Poland. While initial reports claimed she had sexual encounters with 919 men over 22 hours, Sparxxx later stated the event actually involved approximately 150 participants over a 7.5-hour period." and... "Despite widespread media coverage claiming this constituted a Guinness World Record, there is no official verification from Guinness World Records regarding this achievement. The discrepancy between reported numbers (919) and Sparxxx's account (around 150)[9] has never been officially resolved. The event's relocation and scaling down due to legal threats likely contributed to this discrepancy." and... "She has publicly distanced herself from claims about record-breaking numbers, maintaining that the event was significantly smaller than reported in contemporary media coverage." The sleazy event organizers that put these kind of things together are basically like wrestling promoters, like, they're great at drumming up hype. They're like carnie people. They make wild claims and just go with it, don't show everything, and everyone just accepts it as truth when in reality the numbers aren't quite as wild as they are. Now maybe this Bonnie Blue really did do a thousand guys in one day, maybe the actual video shows a counter and is actually twelve hours long. I'd believe it then. But if the final video has a bunch of cuts and is shorter than twelve hours and it doesn't actually count every single guy, then it's just bullshit imo. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | Hold the fuck up! Why the FUCK did no one tell me DKC Returns HD is out |
| spanky1 01/17/25 11:50:36 AM #4 | Did you ever play the one after this? Forget the name, something about ice or snow. I played it back in the day and it was good, never played this one though. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | Why didn't yall tell me Unicorn Overload was basically Ogre Battle 64? |
| spanky1 01/17/25 11:41:29 AM #18 | Eh, it feels like Ogre Battle 64 difficulty to me, and that's still a great game. Pretty easy. Just kinda relaxing. I honestly feel like the tactics style games are a bit too hard for me. Maybe I just suck at strategy games or lack patience though. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | Dragon Age: The Veliguard director leaves Bioware |
| spanky1 01/17/25 11:37:39 AM #41 | Vielguard was a fun entry in the modern God of War genre of games. Go down hallways, beat up guys, spend forever looking for collectibles in nooks and crannies. It was a terrible Dragon Age game. Also, please stop saying it just got bashed on my anti wokers. The writing was bad from a progressive point of view as well. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | Trump's official portrait looks exactly like his mugshot |
| spanky1 01/16/25 4:29:46 PM #8 | I first saw his portrait just in passing earlier today and I was like hah, funny meme. Like it'd be funny if his mugshot was his portrait. And then I found later this is not a meme and it is actually his portrait. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | Why didn't yall tell me Unicorn Overload was basically Ogre Battle 64? |
| spanky1 01/16/25 4:28:07 PM #10 | I just got my first shaman. >_> Tits so big she has to bend over. <_< --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | GameSpot: Dragon Age Voice Actor Arrested On Revenge P*rn Charges |
| spanky1 01/15/25 8:28:06 PM #5 | Holy SHIT this guy sounds like a piece of shit. In addition to all the shitty things he did, this line stands out to me: "Rees began messaging Doe's friends and family, sharing personal information and illicit photos of her." Think about that, what it means. He sent pornographic pics of a woman to her family and friends and shared lewd details about her to them. Imagine someone doing that to you with your family and friends. Holy shit I hope this guy gets big jail time. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | Why didn't yall tell me Unicorn Overload was basically Ogre Battle 64? |
| spanky1 01/15/25 1:11:01 PM #1 | The army management, the real time battle gameplay, the auto fights that play out based on your setup, the ratio of story segments compared to gameplay. It's all an homage to Ogre Battle 64, one of my favorite games. And yet, it also has the vibe of a Vanillaware game. So many well-designed character models. Does Neon know about this game? It's like if Ogre Battle 64 asked Dragon's Crown out on a date, and they got along so great that they decided to bang on the first date, but Ogre Battle 64 accidentally didn't pull out, but then stuck around to marry Dragon's Crown via shotgun wedding (George Kamitani holding the shotgun), they raised their child together and that child grew up to be Unicorn Overlord. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | Mai gameplay trailer for Street Fighter 6 |
| spanky1 01/14/25 1:44:36 PM #22 | Her vs Chun Li is like the ultimate boobs vs ass battle. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | Until Dawn movie first look |
| spanky1 01/14/25 11:11:26 AM #12 | I surprisingly approve of the idea. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | the reviews for Dynasty Warriors: Origins are coming out |
| spanky1 01/13/25 9:19:53 AM #2 | First dw game in a while I'm interested in. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | lol fuck the Dragon Quest 3 post-game wtf |
| spanky1 01/12/25 11:42:39 AM #4 | I didn't bother with post game. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | Has anyone seen the new Nosferatu? (Possible spoilers) |
| spanky1 01/11/25 1:19:53 PM #28 | TheOnionKnight posted...
Well, Jeff didn't say it's not a horror film. He said it's not a modern vampire horror, but a classic horror. So it's horror. It's just about the seasoning, you could say. It has different seasoning compared to many modern horror movies. Like, take comedy for instance. You could have two movies that are comedies, but one could be a Mel Brooks slap stick comedy, while the other could be a romantic comedy with more realistic stuff. There's different kinds of horror. Nosferatu feels like classic, Victorian horror, and many modern audiences don't vibe with that. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | HOT TAKE: Sandra Hess (Annihilation) was a better Sonya than Bridgette Wilson. |
| spanky1 01/10/25 10:55:00 AM #7 | DodogamaRayBrst posted... I remember Jade getting eaten by awful cgi. Man I really need to rewatch this movie. I forget that. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | HOT TAKE: Sandra Hess (Annihilation) was a better Sonya than Bridgette Wilson. |
| spanky1 01/10/25 10:51:44 AM #5 | DodogamaRayBrst posted... I dont remember Sonya doing anything in Annihilation. Two distinct fights I remember, although it's true I forget a lot about that movie. She fought a robot and Jade I believe. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | HOT TAKE: Sandra Hess (Annihilation) was a better Sonya than Bridgette Wilson. |
| spanky1 01/10/25 10:51:02 AM #4 | PoopPotato posted... I'll take it. I know exactly what you mean! I feel the very same way. Maybe his role as Shao was just that impactful as a kid? --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | HOT TAKE: Sandra Hess (Annihilation) was a better Sonya than Bridgette Wilson. |
| spanky1 01/10/25 10:45:39 AM #1 | Everyone pretty much is in agreement that the first Mortal Kombat from 1995 was a classic and a great movie with great casting, and the sequel, Annihilation, SUCKED and was a general downgrade, including all the "we have this character at home" recasting. Raiden, Cage, etc all getting recast sucked, and their new actors weren't as good as the original. HOWEVER. My thesis for you to consider is that Sandra Hess was a superior Sonya Blade. Unpopular opinion, but I stand by it. I know Bridgette Wilson is beloved, and has some recognition from some other movies, including the wildly underrated Last Action Hero where she plays Jack Slater's daughter and is the primary crush of our boy Danny. Despite all that, Sandra Hess was better. She is a better actress, her character was written better (more spunky, positive, upbeat, like someone you'd want to spend a day at the beach with, looks like she's having fun when she's murdering people left and right), and also, while I can't post any pics because this is a Christian website for children and families and sexuality isn't allowed, Sandra Hess was WAY HOTTER. Her face was better, her shorter hair was better, her body was better. And yes, her god-given breasts were better (and bigger) too. Just go look! ITT we talk about Mortal Kombat. I recently bought the new one on sale and the story mode was amazing. Best story mode in a MK game imo. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | Get Used to More Games Filled with Scantily-Clad Women and Hunky Guys |
| spanky1 01/09/25 6:40:01 PM #90 | Humble_Novice posted...
No I mean the reddit post, they're talking about OW not being diverse, which is crazy talk. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | Get Used to More Games Filled with Scantily-Clad Women and Hunky Guys |
| spanky1 01/09/25 1:00:01 PM #61 | Haven't read any posts itt but just wanted to swoop in and say OW is wildly diverse with characters, what's that one first reddit post talking about? --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
| Topic | how do I tell my phlegm to fuck off? |
| spanky1 01/09/25 12:54:31 PM #35 | Aeriis posted...
I had a yearly physical in December. She just looked at my throat, shrugged, said we'll look at the blood work results for anything, and the results were normal. --- I don't know what to put in my sig. |
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