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TopicCo-worker has a crush on me. She is 18 and I'm 26.
MuayThai85
09/01/17 5:10:39 PM
#91
Zikten posted...
Tadamoto21 posted...
It's amazing how some people are just born lucky. They get breaks in life that they don't even appreciate or want.

things tend to be handed to those who don't want them, while those who want things never get them. it's how the world works


Pretty much. When I was single, I would have to word hard to try and get laid. When I started dating my wife bitches were throwing themselves at me left and right. I literally turned down 2 threeway offers over the span of 6 months and a threeway is a definite bucket list item that I've always wanted to check off (75% chance my wife does it though at some point.
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TopicWhen you're an everyday smoker and have to go dry, it fucking sucks. Can't sleep
MuayThai85
09/01/17 5:03:39 PM
#17
DoomSwell posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
Plus I've been an every day guy for like 7 years now.

I smoked for 11 years, so what. When I think about the stress relief though, I just realize all it did was delay it till I wanted another cigarette. Then I'd feel it creep up until I smoked.


Literally not talking about cigarettes. Thought that was pretty clear.
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TopicWhen you're an everyday smoker and have to go dry, it fucking sucks. Can't sleep
MuayThai85
09/01/17 5:03:03 PM
#15
Kyojo777 posted...


Where are you currently? I've smoked all over the world, including Malaysia which has absolutely insane laws against it. I think out of all the places I've been, the only one I didn't smoke in was Singapore and that was mostly because I just wasn't there long enough.
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TopicWhen you're an everyday smoker and have to go dry, it fucking sucks. Can't sleep
MuayThai85
09/01/17 4:58:32 PM
#11
DoomSwell posted...
If you can make it 3 days you can easily quit.


Oh I know but I don't want to. It's a great stress reliever after a day of teaching 35 screaming 6-8 year olds. Plus I've been an every day guy for like 7 years now.
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TopicWhen you're an everyday smoker and have to go dry, it fucking sucks. Can't sleep
MuayThai85
09/01/17 4:54:02 PM
#7
-Gavirulax- posted...
I'm supposed to go to Singapore in about a month to meet up with my partners relatives, only been there once before.

...and yeah going without anything like that sucks.


Yea I've only been once and it was just for 18 hours. Changi Airport is easily the best airport I've ever had to stay in.
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TopicWhen you're an everyday smoker and have to go dry, it fucking sucks. Can't sleep
MuayThai85
09/01/17 4:53:10 PM
#6
lww99 posted...
Cigs?


I could just go to any one of the 37 million 7-11's here if that was the case.
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TopicWhen you're an everyday smoker and have to go dry, it fucking sucks. Can't sleep
MuayThai85
09/01/17 4:49:38 PM
#3
Yaridovich posted...
Judd Apatite

4am, laying in bed and using Swype to type. Sometimes stupid dictionary choices happen (very often, almost not even worth using half the time).
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TopicCop during traffic stop: Don't worry, "we only shoot black people."
MuayThai85
09/01/17 4:47:30 PM
#146
KlRBEH posted...
It's pretty obvious that the people saying "It's just a joke" are clowns.

If you had a family member or a close friend that was killed by a cop for not doing anything you wouldn't fucking think that was funny at all.

Good lord CE strikes again


It's a good thing that that very rarely happens. Most officer involved shootings happen because the suspect is a dumbass who thinks they don't have to follow commands.
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TopicWhen you're an everyday smoker and have to go dry, it fucking sucks. Can't sleep
MuayThai85
09/01/17 4:43:43 PM
#1
And have had no appetite. My connection is currently in Singapore with their whole family and is even keeping the bar closed.

Going to be a really long week...
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TopicAre you a NEET?
MuayThai85
09/01/17 4:40:59 PM
#3
Nope. I've never been a NEET at any point in my life (well except ages 0-3 technically).
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TopicI'm getting drunk. How are you?
MuayThai85
09/01/17 2:54:17 AM
#8
I'm getting ready to teach my last class for the week in 6 minutes. Going to be easy as well, just rehearsing for a small talent show we are doing.

So, pretty happy. Looking forward to the weekend.
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TopicIf you could have a (reasonable) superpower...
MuayThai85
09/01/17 1:59:22 AM
#8
Would be between Flash's super speed or Quicksilvers (not the shitty AoU version).

I'd also be cool with the teleportation though.
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TopicSo many ladyboys on Tindr in Bangkok. *Lots of pics*
MuayThai85
08/31/17 9:58:04 PM
#206
Wherethisfeom posted...
Well, @Kisai?
Also, @MuayThai85, are you going to post some pics of you as a ladyboy ;)


My wife really wants me to but I don't think I will. It's going to be in front of over a thousand people so fuck that lol.
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Topic$6 for Sausage McMuffin meal or $8 for 3 McMuffins, 2 drinks, rice soup, 2 oj
MuayThai85
08/31/17 9:56:59 PM
#12
Raikuro posted...
2 drinks and a coke? so you mean 3 drinks?


I fucked up the title. It's 2 pj's and a coke. Original title didn't fit and I obviously changed it wrong.
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TopicSo, when you snort it, it's cocaine, but when you smoke it, it's crack?
MuayThai85
08/31/17 6:00:10 AM
#24
Foppe posted...
Cocaine got a melting point of 190C (374F) and it burns with no affect which makes it useless to smoke.
Crack vaporizes around 90 C (194F) and is perfect to smoke. It can also be injected intravenously with the same effect as powder cocaine.
Crack is created by mixing cocaine with water and a base, mostly Sodium bicarbonate (baking soda), Ammonium bicarbonate or Ammonium carbonate, and then heat it. The water will vaporize and chemical reactions will create crack.


I actually watched a guy go through that whole process one night. He then smoked the crack via a popcan. Had never seen anyone do crack before so it was interesting.
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Topicwhy are people excited about RDR2 again?
MuayThai85
08/31/17 12:45:49 AM
#14
Nomadic View posted...
Zikten posted...
I don't care about the online. I only intend to play the single player story


This. I might check it out briefly but I doubt I'll put in any real time into the online.
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TopicL.A. Votes to Replace Columbus Day With Indigenous Peoples Day
MuayThai85
08/30/17 11:10:44 PM
#4
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
No thanks.

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Topic$6 for Sausage McMuffin meal or $8 for 3 McMuffins, 2 drinks, rice soup, 2 oj
MuayThai85
08/30/17 10:29:40 PM
#9
fuzzylittlbunny posted...
OJ is expensive at the McDonald's here in Hawaii, so that $8 deal is really good. But $6 for a Sausage McMuffin meal? WTF comes with that, because assuming it's like every other breakfast meal and comes with a hash brown and small coffee/beverage, that's a huge rip off. Since everything by itself is $1.


Nothing. Just the sandwich, hashbrown and a small coffee. McDonald's is actually quite a bit more expensive here than in Canada.
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Topic$6 for Sausage McMuffin meal or $8 for 3 McMuffins, 2 drinks, rice soup, 2 oj
MuayThai85
08/30/17 10:20:04 PM
#1
a coke and 2 hashbrowns.

Seriously, the pricing on that is insane. So much extra food for only $2 more. That set is cheaper than just buying a Sausage McMuffin combo and an extra sandwich while having instead 2 extra sandwiches, 2 extra drinks, rice soup (my wife always gets that there) and an extra hashbrown.

The head of Thai McDonald's must have been drunk when choosing what to charge for everything...
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TopicMy school wants me to dress as a ladyboy for the talent competition.
MuayThai85
08/30/17 6:47:01 AM
#13
Skywalker82 posted...
Are ladyboys that common that your elementary school needs you to appear as one at a talent show?


I live in Thailand, so yea they definitely are. It's also a large part of Thai comedy. A lot of films have a ladyboy in the comedic role.
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TopicMy school wants me to dress as a ladyboy for the talent competition.
MuayThai85
08/30/17 5:14:44 AM
#1
I'm one of the judges. Originally I was supposed to be the mean judge but lines for one of the other judges was too difficult for the student (she's a 6 year old esl student, not surprising). The problem is, she was playing the "lovely" judge.

One of the teachers asked if I would be willing to wear a dress and wig for it (but could still keep my beard). I'm not sure if I could dress up as a woman in front of an entire school of students and parents.

My wife already volunteered to do my makeup...
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TopicMan a 13 hour flight sounds tough I dunno if I could do it
MuayThai85
08/29/17 1:08:34 PM
#31
Muffinz0rz posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
blatter


I was high as shit when I typed that. I'm surprised there wasn't an autocorrect attempt though.
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TopicMan a 13 hour flight sounds tough I dunno if I could do it
MuayThai85
08/29/17 6:58:19 AM
#22
Conflict posted...
BignutzisBack posted...
Romulox28 posted...
i was on an 11 hour flight like a month ago. it was kind of rough, especially for me because i have a very hard time falling asleep on planes.

and yea the bathroom line was very long, i just held it in and exploded when i got off the plane. my suggestion is to get drunk or take zquill or something


you made it 11 hours without using the toilet?


Uh, that's absolutely possible


I've used the bathroom twice ever on an airplane. I've done multiple 13 hour flights without going but ended up doing it on an 11 hour flight from Vancouver to Guangzhou and a 5 hour flight from Tokyo to Bangkok.

I got really good blatter control. Never shit on a plane or overnight train either and I've lost count how many times I've done both.
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TopicMan a 13 hour flight sounds tough I dunno if I could do it
MuayThai85
08/29/17 6:49:55 AM
#21
I've done it about a dozen times at least that long. I always take the isle seat. I rarely sleep and I'd rather be asked to move for someone than to be the one to ask. It allows me to walk around the cabin much easier.
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TopicFriends pregnant wife is threatening suicide because he smokes like 2 joints per
MuayThai85
08/28/17 4:04:12 AM
#11
SkittyOnWailord posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
SkittyOnWailord posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
SkittyOnWailord posted...
Then why doesn't she just divorce him?


Because she likes the money he brings to the relationship.


Then... why doesn't he divorce her?


Because he wants to be in his child's life and not lose everything that he has put into the relationship (they recently built a bakery). He's a foreigner, would lose everything and she could keep him from the baby.


Then the last question would be why they got married in the first place? Did they just get married after only knowing each other for like a year or two? What you're saying sounds like something they should have know about if they knew each other long enough to get married.


3 years. She's just very controlling. A year ago he was always at home and did nothing but play video games. We met and he's begun going out once in a while and she doesn't like that and gets pissed about it. It's getting worse and worse. It's been the last few months that he has truly realised how nuts she is.
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TopicFriends pregnant wife is threatening suicide because he smokes like 2 joints per
MuayThai85
08/28/17 3:46:31 AM
#9
SkittyOnWailord posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
SkittyOnWailord posted...
Then why doesn't she just divorce him?


Because she likes the money he brings to the relationship.


Then... why doesn't he divorce her?


Because he wants to be in his child's life and not lose everything that he has put into the relationship (they recently built a bakery). He's a foreigner, would lose everything and she could keep him from the baby.
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TopicFriends pregnant wife is threatening suicide because he smokes like 2 joints per
MuayThai85
08/28/17 3:42:20 AM
#6
SkittyOnWailord posted...
Then why doesn't she just divorce him?


Because she likes the money he brings to the relationship.
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TopicFriends pregnant wife is threatening suicide because he smokes like 2 joints per
MuayThai85
08/28/17 3:40:21 AM
#3
boxington posted...
I hate manipulative people like that.

but I forget, where you live, isn't it dangerous to be in possession of weed?


It really isn't that bad. If you do get caught, a bribe will get you off. Unless you're really stupid it's next to impossible to be caught.
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TopicFriends pregnant wife is threatening suicide because he smokes like 2 joints per
MuayThai85
08/28/17 3:31:17 AM
#1
Day. He doesn't even smoke it around her or even at their house. Chick is insanely over dramatic. She acts as if he is out shooting heroin every day.

This shit happens at least once per week. One day she is fine with him smoking, the next she is saying she is going to divorce him. I honestly think she is bi-polar.
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TopicI'm seeing the same excuses for the fight everywhere i go
MuayThai85
08/27/17 11:00:14 AM
#10
Pogo_Marimo posted...
shockthemonkey posted...
I don't understand why anyone feels the need to make excuses for McGregor. He didn't embarrass himself and he got paid an insane amount.

Some people don't realize McGregor was the underdog for a very good reason and that he was performing way above expectation for the first 6 rounds of the match.

With that said, Mayweather turning his back on McGregor was a super bitch move and I'm glad the ref didn't immediately step in every time (Though at one point Mayweather was literally over the ropes with his back to McGregor and he stepped in when he shouldn't have. Nobody's perfect).


McGregor should have had points taken away for the rabbit punches as well.
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TopicMayweather made more money in an hour than I will my whole lifetime
MuayThai85
08/27/17 8:40:31 AM
#16
DoomtheGrav posted...
FluttershyPony posted...
50million for 10 rounds, presumably.
1 round is 180 seconds.
30 seconds should be worth 450kish, cant be bothered to actually calculate it.


You can't be bothered to look up his earnings either. Merryweather pulled down 9 figures.


This. He was expecting to pull in over 350 million making that around 10 million per minute if it went the full 12 rounds.
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TopicMayweather made more money in an hour than I will my whole lifetime
MuayThai85
08/27/17 8:01:56 AM
#3
He made more in 30 seconds of that fight than you will in multiple life times
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TopicDo you want children?
MuayThai85
08/27/17 7:57:07 AM
#27
I did and now I have 1. If finances allowed it I'd shoot for 3. The wife and I are planning for around 2-2.5 years from now for the 2nd.
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TopicI told y'all McGregor has no boxing power
MuayThai85
08/27/17 6:39:47 AM
#10
itachi15243 posted...
Yeah, loser got tko'd by one of the best boxers out there in the tenth round and only won about four rounds in his first match

What a chump


He only won rounds because Mayweather literally did nothing. He spent the first 3 rounds downloading McGregors movement and distance while letting him tire himself out. Mayweather started coming on in the 4th. At that point Conor had nothing left for him. Which is all typical of how Floyd always fights.

ArchiePeck posted...
In shocking news, it's much harder to knock someone out wearing big boxing gloves than it is with MMA gloves.


It really isn't. Bigger gloves cause your brain to bounce around more in your skull.
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TopicMcGregor loss even though he never got knocked out.
MuayThai85
08/27/17 12:59:42 AM
#16
It was a good stoppage and anyone who argues against it doesn't understand the sport.
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TopicFirst Selena Gomez now Olivia Munn. Panda Master is probably losing it right now
MuayThai85
08/26/17 11:29:31 PM
#7
I'm confused.
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TopicIf McGreggor loses imma close my account
MuayThai85
08/26/17 10:17:01 PM
#4
186 karma, no one is going to give a fuck. But might as well say goodbye to your account now.
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TopicWhere will you be when Mayweather knocks out McGregor?
MuayThai85
08/26/17 9:30:30 PM
#9
Quigley's Irish Pub in Hat Yai, Thailand. Here now, enjoying my breakfast and waiting for the fight to start.
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TopicI can't wait for this stupid fight to be over with
MuayThai85
08/26/17 9:24:20 PM
#4
I'm watching it. Not costing me a thing. At a local pub that opened up early to show the fights. Enjoying an English breakfast and a coffee waiting for it to start.
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TopicSo if Mayweather is boxing's current GOAT
MuayThai85
08/26/17 12:53:43 AM
#19
Tanoomba posted...
XXHornDogXX posted...
Y'all looking too much into the term GOAT. Regardless, Mayweather is The best current boxer. Yes, a good heavyweight boxer might be able to win against Mayweather, but is there any current heavyweight boxers as famous and have such a flawless record as Mayweather? You can't say he's not the current best simply because he's not a heavyweight. You compare his stats to that of a heavyweight boxer in their own division. Not pitting them both in a ring and watching ge heavyweight have a distinct advantage just due to size.

Anyways, if McGreggor beats the best current boxer, does that by default make him one of the best boxers despite only fighting in 1 match?

So many people out there have great technique as a quarterback, or basketball player, but will never have a chance to shine simply because of their size. Mayweather would get dominated by a boxer bigger than him, pure and simple.


Uh, he kicked Canelo's ass and that guy is as big as Conor and much bigger than Floyd. He's beaten guys who are bigger and hit harder than McGregor while also being actual elite boxers.

Conor is slow as shit compared to any elite boxer of similar weight classes. Canelo and GGG would murder McGregor and both would still lose to Floyd.
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TopicSo if Mayweather is boxing's current GOAT
MuayThai85
08/25/17 10:02:42 PM
#13
Tanoomba posted...
salandrews posted...
Tanoomba posted...
Mayweather is a welter weight. Any heavy weight like Tyson would have killed him.


Im not saying he should fight people of tysons weight.

I just think applying the term "GOAT" to any boxer that isn't a heavyweight is just silly. I mean, it's like claiming to be the best college football team ever, which I guess is impressive, but there's a whole level beyond that.


GOAT doesn't mean who's the physically strongest, it's for the most dominant and skilled fighter. Sure, any heavyweight would kill Mayweather as would any Welterweight would kill Mighty Mouse. Doesn't change gears the fact that at their weight they are the most dominant fighters in the world.
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TopicCrazy how tomorrow will be one of the greatest mismatch in boxing histor
MuayThai85
08/25/17 8:55:43 PM
#15
gna647 posted...
Zeeak4444 posted...
gna647 posted...
Or possibly the greatest upset in SPORT history


That would be the 1980 Olympic Hockey team my friend.

It will likely never be surpassed either bar like a peewee team beating an NFL one in the Super Bowl.



this will definitely surpass it

its an MMA fighters debut pro fight vs one of the greatest defensive boxers of all time

the hockey game would be nothing compared to this if mcgregor wins. Do you know the betting odds at all?


Not one of, he is the greatest defensive boxer of all time. It's not even debatable. And I agree this would be the biggest upset. All the other large upsets were still between athletes who specialised in that sport, this is an amateur boxer facing one of the top 5 greatest pound for pound fighters of all and could argued as the GOAT.

And the betting odds make this fight seem more competitive than it should be. McGregor has been given better odds to win than Canelo was... The dude should be no better than 20:1 but is currently 3.5:1 because of the casuals.
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TopicWho you rooting for in the McGregor vs Mayweather fight?
MuayThai85
08/25/17 8:47:05 PM
#69
CanuckCowboy posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
ChromaticAngel posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
I know McGregor has virtually no chance, but I hope he wins. There's a crazy old dude on the local sports radio station who's the only one out of like 10 announcers who think's he's going to win, and it would be hilarious to see him rub it in their faces.


I agree Mayweather is going to win, but like... people were saying the same shit abouy Rousey/Holm not even that long ago and look how that turned out.


They aren't even remotely similar situations though. Analysts gave Holm a strong chance for winning due to her size and skill set. I won on a ton of money on that fight. But that fight was between 2 mixed martial artists, this one is between the greatest defensive boxer of all time against a guy who was out boxed by Nate Diaz.


So hard that Nate set a record for head strikes landed in a 3 round ufc fight.


5 round fight, but yea. That's why I always laugh at people who claim Conor destroyed Nate in the rematch. Conor had to be saved by the bell twice while Nate was never in any danger of being finished. You also can't claim you destroyed someone when you are on the receiving end of a record like that. "Oh but Nates face was all busted up!", when is it not? A swift breeze could make him bleed.
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TopicWho you rooting for in the McGregor vs Mayweather fight?
MuayThai85
08/25/17 7:48:11 PM
#59
ChromaticAngel posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
I know McGregor has virtually no chance, but I hope he wins. There's a crazy old dude on the local sports radio station who's the only one out of like 10 announcers who think's he's going to win, and it would be hilarious to see him rub it in their faces.


I agree Mayweather is going to win, but like... people were saying the same shit abouy Rousey/Holm not even that long ago and look how that turned out.


They aren't even remotely similar situations though. Analysts gave Holm a strong chance for winning due to her size and skill set. I won on a ton of money on that fight. But that fight was between 2 mixed martial artists, this one is between the greatest defensive boxer of all time against a guy who was out boxed by Nate Diaz.
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TopicI've placed my bet, come on McGregor!
MuayThai85
08/25/17 9:30:01 AM
#15
Virus731 posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
Virus731 posted...
My "I told you so" is going to be worth so much more than yours... 4.5x more to be exact.


It could have been 18x more if you bet early instead of being a casual and jumping on the hype train late.


You keep saying casual like I give a fuck about boxing, MMA or the UFC lmfao

why someone would name themselves after some stupid shit is beyond me


Says the guy named Virus731. I actually fight and compete in Muay Thai and my last account got banned and I couldn't think of anything else to use.

And that comment right there is why you're a sucker. You literally have no understanding if either sport and making a bet. Doesn't matter if it's $20 or $20,000 it's a sucker bet, especially at those odds.
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